Sinister (2012) 🎬 “Smile for the Snuff Film” — 🎥 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Sinister centers on true-crime author Ellison Oswalt (Ethan Hawke), who moves his unsuspecting family into a house where a murder took place, hoping it’ll inspire his next bestseller. What he finds…
Category: Cult Horror Classics
A Ghost Story For Christmas The Signalman (1976)
🛤️ A Ghost Story for Christmas: The Signalman (1976) – Review (aka “When your ghost story runs on British rails and existential dread.”) — 🎞️ Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — ⚠️ Content Warning This is a slow, atmospheric ghost story with themes of fatalism and psychological distress. If you’re expecting…
Candyman (1992)
🪞 Candyman (1992) – The Hook, The Myth, The Audacity of That Name 🐝 — 🎞️ Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 📜 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Helen Lyle is a grad student working on a thesis about urban legends, which leads her to Cabrini-Green — a place with more horror than the…
The Hills Run Red
🎬 The Hills Run Red (2009) – Review 🩸 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview: In a world where horror movies are everywhere, there’s one film so disturbing it vanished without a trace: The Hills Run Red. Obsessed with finding it, a group of film students ventures…
Curtains 1983
🎭 Curtains (1983) – Review Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? Official Trailer (1983) — ⚠️ Content Warning: This film includes themes of gaslighting, mental health institutionalization, and violence against women. It also features a disturbing killer reveal that might be uncomfortable for some viewers. — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview: A renowned…
Sleepaway Camp
🏕️🔪 Sleepaway Camp (1983) – The Summer Camp Slasher With That Twist “You won’t be coming home from camp this summer.” — ⚠️ Content Warning: This review discusses a film that contains dated, problematic, and potentially offensive content related to gender identity and mental health. While Sleepaway Camp is a cult horror classic, its infamous…
Nightbreed
🧟♂️🌈 Nightbreed (1990) – Queer Monsters, Slasher Chaos, & Clive Barker’s Cult Fever Dream 💀🧠 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview: Nightbreed is what happens when Clive Barker says, “You know what? Slashers are fun, but let’s throw in some Lovecraft, monster misfits, and repressed queer metaphors…
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