The Crow (1994) “It Can’t Rain All the Time” ☔🖤🕊️ — Let’s Start by Showing Y’all the Trailers, Shall We? 🎬 — A Cursed Classic 💀👻 Before even diving into the movie itself, it’s impossible not to talk about the shadow that hangs over The Crow. This wasn’t just a film adaptation of James O’Barr’s…
Category: Cult Horror Classics
Last Shift
Last Shift (2014) “One Hell of a First Night” Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Last Shift (directed by Anthony DiBlasi) is a lean, terrifying supernatural horror film set almost entirely in a single location: a decommissioned police station. Rookie cop Jessica Loren (Juliana Harkavy) volunteers for her…
Texas Chainsaw Massacre The Beginning (2006)
Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning (2006) — 🎥 Let’s Start with the Trailers The trailers for this film promised something raw, nasty, and merciless. Unlike other slashers that tease a possible escape or lean into camp, The Beginning sold itself as a bleak origin story about how the Hewitt family — especially Sheriff Hoyt and…
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974)
🪓 The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974) Horror Without the Gore 🎬 Trailers Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Five friends take a road trip through rural Texas to visit an old family homestead. Along the way, they pick up a hitchhiker who turns violent, leading them…
Children Of The Corn (1984)
🌽 Children of the Corn (1984) Review “And on this farm, He Who Walks Behind the Rows.” — Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 Trailers The trailers leaned heavily on the Stephen King connection, promising a terrifying story of children turned killers in a small Nebraska town. — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot…
Night Of Living Dead (1968)
🧟♂️ Night of the Living Dead (1968) “The one that built the graveyard” 🧟♀️🪦 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailer, shall we? 🎥 A Personal Pittsburgh Connection 🏙️One small thing that does make me soften up a little toward Night of the Living Dead is its roots. George A. Romero was born in the…
The Toxic Avenger Part III (1989)
🧪 The Toxic Avenger Part III: The Last Temptation of Toxie (1989) – Review 🧹☢️ This review goes out to my friend Maddie, she really loved films like this and was looking forward to the remake, here’s to u Maddie. Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 📺 Watch the trailer for The…
The Toxic Avenger Part II (1989)
🧪 The Toxic Avenger Part II (1989) – Review 🧹☢️ This review goes out to my friend Maddie, she really loved films like this and was looking forward to the remake, here’s to u Maddie. Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 📺 Watch the trailer for The Toxic Avenger Part II —…
The Toxic Avenger (1984)
🧪 The Toxic Avenger (1984) – Review 🧹☢️ This review goes out to my friend Maddie, she really loved films like this and was looking forward to the remake, here’s to u Maddie. Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 📺 Watch the original trailer for The Toxic Avenger (1984) — ⚠️☣️ TOXIC…
Weapons (2025)
Weapons (2025) 🔪 ⚠️ Content Warning: This film could be triggering for some viewers. It deals heavily with children vanishing, being manipulated, and used in sinister ways. — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Weapons (2025) is a chilling horror film centered on the mysterious disappearance of seventeen…
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