The Adventures of Tintin (1929–1976) – Franchise Review 🌍 The Boy Reporter Who Launched a World of Adventure — 📖 Personal Connection For me, Tintin isn’t just a comic series — it’s a cornerstone of how I fell in love with adventure stories and archaeology. My mom grew up with these books, and she passed…
Category: Comedy
Argylle (2024)
Argylle (2024) Spycraft by Mad Libs: four plot twists and a cat walk into a screenplay… Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Since this is a Universal film, Y’all know what that means? Cue the Universal Logo! 🎬 A Director Who Can’t Get Out of His Own Way Let’s talk about Matthew…
The King’s Man (2021)
The King’s Man (2021) 🪦 Or: How to Accidentally Make a War Drama, a Meme Dance Video, and a Sheep Commercial All in One Movie — 🎬 Let’s start with showing y’all the trailers, shall we? The trailers promised us a stylish, over-the-top Kingsman prequel. You know, more umbrella fights, slick suits, British sass. What…
Kingsmen The Golden Circle (2017)
Kingsman: The Golden Circle (2017) 🍔 Or: The One That Made Me Never Want to Eat a Burger Again — 🎬 Let’s start with showing y’all the trailers, shall we? The trailers made this look like another stylish, cheeky, British spy romp—Eggsy in his suit, gadgets galore, Channing Tatum front and center as the cool…
Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015)
Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015) 🕴️ Or: The Perfect Cocktail of Action, Absurdity, and Exploding Heads — 🎬 Let’s start with showing y’all the trailers, shall we? The trailers promised a fresh, stylish, slightly unhinged spy movie — and for once, that’s exactly what we got. Kingsman: The Secret Service takes the tired James Bond…
Bolt (2008)
Bolt (2008) 🐶 The Dog, the Myth, the Super-Bark — 🎬 Trailer Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Bolt is Disney’s meta spin on the superhero genre, told through the eyes of an adorable white shepherd. The twist? Bolt thinks he’s actually a super-dog with heat vision,…
Beverly Hills Chihuahua 3: Viva la Fiesta! (2012)
Beverly Hills Chihuahua 3: Viva la Fiesta! (2012) 🐶 From Warrior Dogs to… Doggy Spa Packages — 🎬 Trailer Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Chloe, Papi, and the whole Chihuahua family move into a luxury dog-friendly hotel. Instead of robberies or Aztec temples, the story centers…
Beverly Hills Chihuahua 2 (2011)
Beverly Hills Chihuahua 2 (2011) 🐶 From Papi’s Love Poems to Delgado’s Trauma Dump — 🎬 Trailer Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview The sequel drops the Aztec warrior lore (probably too expensive) and swaps it for “puppies and family values.” Chloe and Papi are now parents…
Beverly Hills Chihuahua (2008)
Beverly Hills Chihuahua (2008) 🐶 The Chihuahuas Will Rise — and So Will Your Eyebrows — 🎬 Trailers Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview On paper, it’s “rich lady’s spoiled Chihuahua gets lost in Mexico and has to find her way home.” In practice, it’s a Disney…
Marley and Me (2008)
🐶 Marley & Me (2008) Review – Emotional Blackmail: The Movie Trailers 🎥 Let’s start with showing you all the trailers, shall we? If you only watched the trailer, you’d think this was a fun rom-com with Jennifer Aniston and Owen Wilson trying to raise a wild puppy. All slapstick. All “Marley chews the couch,…
Judicious Jarrod's Every-Flavor Entertainment and Media Reviews 