Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation (1995) “Illuminati Leatherface? Matthew McConaughey? What the hell is this movie?” — 🎥 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 🧾 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview So part four of this franchise isn’t just bad, it’s pure chaos. A group of teens on prom night crash their car,…
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Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 (1986)
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 (1986) “Leatherface and family turn the slaughterhouse into a carnival sideshow.” — 🎥 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 🧾 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview So yeah they brought the Sawyers back and decided hey lets not even try to make it scary like the original nah let’s…
Stubbs The Zombie (2005)
🧟♂️ Stubbs the Zombie in Rebel Without a Pulse (2005) Review “The Fedora Wearing Zombie Who Beat Left 4 Dead to the Punch” Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 Trailers Before we get into this, yes, they actually marketed a game where you play as a smooth-talking zombie salesman in a…
Ben and Ed (2015)
🧟♂️ Ben and Ed (2015) The zombie obstacle course you probably forgot existed — Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎬 Trailers The trailer for Ben and Ed promised pure absurdity: a zombie forced to run a deadly obstacle course for the amusement of a dystopian audience. Lasers, buzzsaws, bottomless pits —…
Dead Rising 3 (2013)
🧟♂️ Dead Rising 3 (2013) 🧟♀️ “When Dead Rising grew up, got darker, and forgot half of its charm.” Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 🎮 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Set ten years after Dead Rising 2, the story moves from confined malls and casinos into the sprawling open world of Los…
Dead Rising 2 (2010) + Off The Record (2011)
🧟♂️ Dead Rising 2 (2010) + Off the Record 🧟♀️ (2011) “When chainsaws meet slot machines, and Frank West crashes the party.” Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Dead Rising 2: Dead Rising 2 Off The Record: — 🎮 Background & Inspirations After the success of Dead Rising, Capcom passed the reins…
Dead Rising (2006)
🧟♂️ Dead Rising (2006) 🧟♀️ “Shopping mall carnage, satire, and a timer breathing down your neck.” Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 🎮 Background & Inspirations Released in 2006 by Capcom, Dead Rising was heavily inspired by George A. Romero’s Dawn of the Dead (1978)—the classic zombie film set in a…
Shaun Of The Dead (2004)
🧟♂️ Shaun of the Dead (2004) 🧟♀️ “You’ve got red on you.” 🩸 — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🍿 — Non-Spoiler Plot Overview 🎬 Shaun of the Dead isn’t just a zombie film—it’s the zombie rom-com (rom-zom-com as the creators cheekily called it). Directed by Edgar Wright, this movie takes…
Zombieland 2 Double Tap (2019)
Zombieland: Double Tap (2019) 🧟♀️🎢 10 years later… and not much to show for it. — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — Non-Spoiler Plot Overview After a decade-long wait, Zombieland: Double Tap tries to pick up right where the original left off. Columbus, Tallahassee, Wichita, and Little Rock are still roaming…
Zombieland (2009)
Zombieland (2009) 🧟♂️🔫 Nut up or shut up, folks. — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Zombieland drops us into a post-apocalyptic America where zombies have overrun everything, but instead of bleak survival horror, we get a road trip comedy drenched in gore, snark, and rule-following paranoia. We…
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