Hannah Montana: The Movie (2009)

Hannah Montana: The Movie (2009) ✨️ “Yeah… I’m 27 and reviewing Hannah Montana…Sue me. — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Yeah idk why but I have a soft spot for countryside scenery and farms. — ⚠️ Quick Disclaimer Yes. I am a 27-year-old man… Talking about Hannah Montana. And you…

Wreck-It Ralph (2012)

Wreck-It Ralph (2012) 🕹 “Man just wanted a medal… accidentally almost committed digital genocide.” — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 🧾 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Wreck-It Ralph follows Ralph (John C. Reilly), the “bad guy” in an arcade game called Fix-It Felix Jr.—and he is DONE being the bad guy….

Space Jam (1996)

Space Jam (1996) 🏀🐰 “Everybody get up, it’s time to slam now, we got a real jam goin’ down…” 🏀🐰 — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Also here’s the iconic theme. Welcome to the Space Jam!!! And the second that theme kicks in? Yeah, you’re done. You’re not skipping this…

Duck Dynasty (2012–2017)

📺🦆 Duck Dynasty (2012–2017) Quack Quack Quack — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Oh boy here we go, also say what you will about this show. Can’t deny, this theme still slaps hard. —⚠️ Content Warning Before getting into this, just a heads up—this show deals heavily with topics that…

Modern Family (2009–2020)

🖥 Modern Family (2009–2020) Good old family reunions. — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Im not crying, your crying. Also heres the opening theme — 🧠 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Modern Family is about three different families that are all connected, and instead of just watching them like a normal show,…

The Middle (2009–2018)

📺 The Middle (2009–2018) Reality? Or Fiction? Y’all be the Judge of that. Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Im not crying, you are. — 🧠 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview This show is about the Heck family. They’re not rich.They’re not special.They’re not secretly amazing at anything. They’re just: broke stressed constantly losing…

The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor (2008)

The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor (2008) 🏺 Wait… why are we in the Himalayas now? — 🎥 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Since this is a Universal film, Y’all know what that means? Cue the Universal Logo! The trailers make this look epic. New mythology. Bigger scale. Frozen mountains….

The Mummy Returns (2001)

The Mummy Returns (2001) 🏺 Bigger. Louder. And somehow… worse? — 🎥 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Since this is a Universal film, Y’all know what that means? Cue the Universal Logo! Okay so right off the bat the trailers promise bigger scale, bigger action, more monsters, more chaos. And that…

Annoying Orange – “Frankenfruit”

Annoying Orange – “Frankenfruit” ⚡ The power goes out, Pear tells a scary story… and suddenly the kitchen turns into a fruit version of Frankenstein. ⚡ — Yea im reviewing every adaptation of Frankenstein, even if its dumb niche adaptations, like this one, heck Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein is so popular, even Annoying Orange adopted it…

Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein (1948)

🧛‍♂️ Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein (1948) “Dracula stole the show… literally.” Let’s start by showing y’all the trailer, shall we?🎥 Since this is a Universal film, Y’all know what that means? Cue the Universal Logo! — 🧩 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview This “crossover comedy” from 1948 promises one thing: Abbott and Costello meet Frankenstein. Except…