❄️ Ice Age: The Meltdown (2006) “Global warming but make it funny, somehow.” — 🎬 Trailers Let’s start with showing y’all the trailers, shall we? Also here’s the soundtrack to share with y’all. — 🌍 Non-Spoiler Plot Rundown The herd is back! Manny (Ray Romano), Sid (John Leguizamo), Diego (Denis Leary), and of course Scrat…
Category: Classic Kid Shows/Movies
Ice Age: (2002)
❄️ Ice Age: (2002) “When the end of the world is freezing cold… adopt a baby, why not?” — 🎥 Let’s start with showing y’all the trailers, shall we? Also here’s the full soundtrack to share with y’all. — 🐘 Non-Spoiler Plot Rundown Ice Age is the film that started it all. Set during the…
Kung Fu Panda 2 (2011)
Kung Fu Panda 2 (2011) 🕊️ Or: The One That Broke Me and Proved Animated Villains Can Be Absolutely Horrifying — 🎬 Let’s start with showing y’all the trailers, shall we? The trailers teased bigger fights, cooler animation, and a new villain with feathers and fireworks. What they didn’t show was the emotional devastation, the…
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Kung Fu Panda (2008) 🐼 Or: How a Clumsy Panda Became a Kung Fu Legend — 🎬 Let’s start with showing y’all the trailers, shall we? The trailers made this look like a fun kids’ comedy about a bumbling panda doing kung fu. What they didn’t show was how much heart, style, and sheer badassery…
A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving (1973)
A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving (1973) The one where Snoopy takes over the kitchen while Peppermint Patty loses her cool 🦃 — 🍿 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — 🏢 Studio & Context Created by Bill Melendez Productions and Lee Mendelson Film Productions, written by Charles M. Schulz himself. This is the…
Bolt (2008)
Bolt (2008) 🐶 The Dog, the Myth, the Super-Bark — 🎬 Trailer Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Bolt is Disney’s meta spin on the superhero genre, told through the eyes of an adorable white shepherd. The twist? Bolt thinks he’s actually a super-dog with heat vision,…
Beverly Hills Chihuahua 3: Viva la Fiesta! (2012)
Beverly Hills Chihuahua 3: Viva la Fiesta! (2012) 🐶 From Warrior Dogs to… Doggy Spa Packages — 🎬 Trailer Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Chloe, Papi, and the whole Chihuahua family move into a luxury dog-friendly hotel. Instead of robberies or Aztec temples, the story centers…
Beverly Hills Chihuahua (2008)
Beverly Hills Chihuahua (2008) 🐶 The Chihuahuas Will Rise — and So Will Your Eyebrows — 🎬 Trailers Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview On paper, it’s “rich lady’s spoiled Chihuahua gets lost in Mexico and has to find her way home.” In practice, it’s a Disney…
Marley and Me (2008)
🐶 Marley & Me (2008) Review – Emotional Blackmail: The Movie Trailers 🎥 Let’s start with showing you all the trailers, shall we? If you only watched the trailer, you’d think this was a fun rom-com with Jennifer Aniston and Owen Wilson trying to raise a wild puppy. All slapstick. All “Marley chews the couch,…
Cats & Dogs (2001)
🐾 Cats & Dogs (2001) Review Trailers 🎥 Let’s start with showing you all the trailers, shall we? Early 2000s marketing really said, “You thought your pets were boring? WRONG. They’re secret spies waging war under your nose!” Lots of quick cuts of dogs in lab coats, cats pressing buttons, and a narrator screaming “CATS……
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