🦌🎄 Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer (2000) Let’s start by showing y’all the trailer 📽️ — 🎵 The Song That Started It All Before we get into the “movie” (and I use that term loosely), let’s talk about the origins. This film is based on the novelty Christmas song “Grandma Got Run Over…
Category: Christmas
A Christmas Story (1983)
A Christmas Story (1983) “All I want for Christmas… is for someone to tell Ralphie he will, in fact, survive without a BB gun.” 🎞️ Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 🎄 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview A Christmas Story is one of those movies that America treats like sacred scripture every December.It’s…
Red One (2024)
Red One (2024) “When Christmas Magic Meets… Absolutely Nothing New.” 🎞️ Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? (And yes — this review is late. But honestly, this movie wasn’t exactly begging me to rush out a masterpiece critique.) Because there is clearly not enough Christmas movies, I mean seriously at this point…
Jingle All the Way (1996)
Jingle All the Way (1996) “Sometimes the real Christmas miracle… is not drop-kicking someone for a Turbo Man doll.” 🎞️ Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 🎄 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Jingle All the Way is peak 90s chaos — a holiday comedy where Arnold Schwarzenegger spends Christmas Eve sprinting across the…
Ernest Saves Christmas
🎅🎄 Ernest Saves Christmas (1988) Let’s start by showing y’all the trailer 📽️ — ⚠️ Note: I first watched this film in December last year — yes, I know, I’m late to the party. But hey, better late than never. — Non-Spoiler Plot Rundown Ernest Saves Christmas is part of the long-running Ernest character franchise…
Die Hard
🔫🗽🎄 Die Hard (1988) Let’s start by showing y’all the trailer 📽️ — ⚠️ Warning: Rated R for intense violence, strong language, explosions, and Bruce Willis delivering sarcasm like it’s ammunition. — Non-Spoiler Plot Rundown New York cop John McClane (Bruce Willis) heads to Los Angeles to try to reconcile with his estranged wife, Holly…
Home Alone 2 Lost In Newyork (1992)
🏙️🎄 Home Alone 2: Lost in New York (1992) Let’s start by showing y’all the trailer 📽️ — Non-Spoiler Plot Rundown Kevin McCallister’s back — and this time he’s loose in New York City. Thanks to another airport mix-up, Kevin boards the wrong plane and ends up in Manhattan with his dad’s credit card, a…
Home Alone (1990)
🏠🎄 Home Alone (1990) Let’s start by showing y’all the trailer 📽️ — Non-Spoiler Plot Rundown It’s Christmas time in Chicago, and the McCallister family is heading to Paris for the holidays. But thanks to a chaotic morning and a string of unlucky coincidences, 8-year-old Kevin McCallister (Macaulay Culkin) is left home alone. At first,…
Silent Night (2021)
🎄 Silent Night (2021) — Review “Apocalypse, but make it festive…and emotionally devastating.” — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? No nothing to do with relating to the original horror slasher Silent Night.— ⚠️ Warning This film is NOT a cheerful holiday movie.It’s dark, upsetting, bleak, and laced with anxiety, dread,…
Silent Night (2012)
Silent Night (2012) – Review 🎄 “Santa’s coming to town… and he brought a flamethrower.” — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 🎥 — ⚠️ WARNING This movie is violent, bloody, and absolutely not for everyone.It’s a sleazy holiday slasher — just a heads up before you dive in. — 🎄 Non-Spoiler…
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