Dear Santa (2024) 🎄🔥 “A typo, a devil, and 90 minutes of regret.” — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? The trailers sell this as a cheeky, edgy Christmas comedy where a kid accidentally writes to Satan instead of Santa and chaos ensues. Cool concept… for a 30-second skit. The problem?The…
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Jack Frost (1998)
Jack Frost (1998) “The heartwarming Christmas movie where Michael Keaton turns into a snowman… and that’s somehow the normal part.” 🎞️ Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — ❄️ Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Jack Frost is a musician who desperately wants to be both a rockstar and a present father, and — as…
Arthur Christmas (2011)
Arthur Christmas (2011) 🎄🎁 “How the Claus Family Almost Caused a PR Nightmare” Let’s start by showing y’all the trailer, shall we? — 🎯 Non-Spoiler Rundown Every Christmas, the Claus family pulls off a miracle — delivering billions of presents in a single night. But in Arthur Christmas, we see behind the scenes of the…
Rapsittie Street Kids: Believe in Santa (2002)
🎄 Rapsittie Street Kids: Believe in Santa (2002) 🎅 “The Christmas special you can’t unsee” — 📜 History Lesson (aka: How This Fever Dream Happened) Back in 2002, someone decided to make a heartwarming Christmas special… in theory. What we actually got was Rapsittie Street Kids: Believe in Santa, a CGI animated TV movie that…
Grandma Got Ran Over By A Reindeer (2000)
🦌🎄 Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer (2000) Let’s start by showing y’all the trailer 📽️ — 🎵 The Song That Started It All Before we get into the “movie” (and I use that term loosely), let’s talk about the origins. This film is based on the novelty Christmas song “Grandma Got Run Over…
A Christmas Story (1983)
A Christmas Story (1983) “All I want for Christmas… is for someone to tell Ralphie he will, in fact, survive without a BB gun.” 🎞️ Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 🎄 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview A Christmas Story is one of those movies that America treats like sacred scripture every December.It’s…
Red One (2024)
Red One (2024) “When Christmas Magic Meets… Absolutely Nothing New.” 🎞️ Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? (And yes — this review is late. But honestly, this movie wasn’t exactly begging me to rush out a masterpiece critique.) Because there is clearly not enough Christmas movies, I mean seriously at this point…
Jingle All the Way (1996)
Jingle All the Way (1996) “Sometimes the real Christmas miracle… is not drop-kicking someone for a Turbo Man doll.” 🎞️ Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 🎄 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Jingle All the Way is peak 90s chaos — a holiday comedy where Arnold Schwarzenegger spends Christmas Eve sprinting across the…
Ernest Saves Christmas
🎅🎄 Ernest Saves Christmas (1988) Let’s start by showing y’all the trailer 📽️ — ⚠️ Note: I first watched this film in December last year — yes, I know, I’m late to the party. But hey, better late than never. — Non-Spoiler Plot Rundown Ernest Saves Christmas is part of the long-running Ernest character franchise…
Die Hard
🔫🗽🎄 Die Hard (1988) Let’s start by showing y’all the trailer 📽️ — ⚠️ Warning: Rated R for intense violence, strong language, explosions, and Bruce Willis delivering sarcasm like it’s ammunition. — Non-Spoiler Plot Rundown New York cop John McClane (Bruce Willis) heads to Los Angeles to try to reconcile with his estranged wife, Holly…
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