In a Glass Grimmly (2012) “If the first book made you squirm, this one laughs and says: ‘You ain’t seen nothing yet.’” — Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Non-Spoiler Rundown If A Tale Dark & Grimm was Adam Gidwitz testing how far you could push fairy tales, In a Glass Grimmly…
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A Tale Dark And Grimm (2010)
A Tale Dark & Grimm (2010) “Before Disney cleaned them up, the Grimm tales were already horrifying. This book reminds us of that.” — Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — Non-Spoiler Rundown Before Disney got their hands on these stories and turned them into singing crabs and fairy godmothers, the Grimm…
My Babysitter’s A Vampire TV Show (2011-2012)
My Babysitter’s a Vampire: The Show (2011–2012) “Twilight for kids? Nah, this is Goosebumps with memes.” Lets start by showing y’all the theme song shall we? 🎶 Theme SongInstead of trailers, we got a theme song that’s burned into fans’ brains forever. Cheesy, catchy, and perfectly sets up the vibe: this is going to be…
My Babysitter’s A Vampire The Movie (2010)
My Babysitter’s a Vampire: The Movie (2010) “When your babysitter brings fangs instead of juice boxes.” — 🎥 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — 🪦 Vaulted SegmentThis film is officially vaulted. It used to live on Netflix, but now? Gone. Poof. Vanished like a vampire in sunlight. And Disney+ won’t touch…
Courage The Cowardly Dog (1999-2002)
Courage the Cowardly Dog (1999-2002) “Return the Slab, or Suffer My Perfect Score” — Lets start by showing y’all the theme song shall we? 🎵 Theme Song If you grew up on Courage the Cowardly Dog, you can probably hear the theme in your head right now — the creepy narration of “We interrupt this…
Danny Phantom (2004-2007)
Danny Phantom (2004–2007) 👻 ⚠️ Quick Note: This show is Nickelodeon at its spookiest — ghosts, monsters, sci-fi, and that perfect early-2000s cartoon weirdness. It’s also a show that leaned into darker themes while still being funny and kid-friendly. Plus, it gave us some of the best goth-coded characters in animation — which, let’s be…
The House With A Clock In It’s Walls (2018)
🕰️ The House with a Clock in Its Walls (2018) 🕰️ Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 Since this is a Universal film, Y’all know what that means? Cue the Universal Logo! — Non-Spoiler Plot Rundown Another book adaptation? Oh joy. Just what Hollywood needed: another studio mining the dusty pages…
Miss Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar Children (2016)
🕰️ Miss Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar Children (2016) 🦉✨ ⚠️ Trigger Warning: This film involves disturbing imagery, including eye gouging and faceless monsters that prey on children. — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Based on the novel by Ransom Riggs, Miss Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar Children tells…
Dark Shadows (2013)
🩸 Dark Shadows (2012) Review 🩸⚰️ “Only Depp Could Make Bloodsucking This Quirky” — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥🍿 — Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Tim Burton’s Dark Shadows adapts the cult 1960s gothic soap opera into a two-hour blend of camp, horror, and family dysfunction. The story follows Barnabas Collins (Johnny…
House Of Anubis
🏺House of Anubis – Nickelodeon’s Forgotten YA Fever Dream, that we somehow liked when we were kids Let’s be real—most of you probably forgot this teen drama even existed. This is one of those shows I liked for some reason… but tried rewatching and realized: no. This is just cringe. Also no this isn’t a…
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