A Tale Dark & Grimm (2010) “Before Disney cleaned them up, the Grimm tales were already horrifying. This book reminds us of that.” — Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — Non-Spoiler Rundown Before Disney got their hands on these stories and turned them into singing crabs and fairy godmothers, the Grimm…
Category: Childhood Horror Series
Octavius Grimwood’s Graveyard Guide (2009)
Octavius Grimwood’s Graveyard Guide (2009) Review ⚰️ The Creepiest Doorway Into Folklore You Could Hand a Kid — 📖 Non-Spoiler Rundown This is one of those books that pretends to be for kids… but honestly, it’s creepy enough that parents probably had to check under the bed after letting their child read it. Inside its…
My Babysitter’s A Vampire TV Show (2011-2012)
My Babysitter’s a Vampire: The Show (2011–2012) “Twilight for kids? Nah, this is Goosebumps with memes.” Lets start by showing y’all the theme song shall we? 🎶 Theme SongInstead of trailers, we got a theme song that’s burned into fans’ brains forever. Cheesy, catchy, and perfectly sets up the vibe: this is going to be…
My Babysitter’s A Vampire The Movie (2010)
My Babysitter’s a Vampire: The Movie (2010) “When your babysitter brings fangs instead of juice boxes.” — 🎥 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — 🪦 Vaulted SegmentThis film is officially vaulted. It used to live on Netflix, but now? Gone. Poof. Vanished like a vampire in sunlight. And Disney+ won’t touch…
Courage The Cowardly Dog (1999-2002)
Courage the Cowardly Dog (1999-2002) “Return the Slab, or Suffer My Perfect Score” — Lets start by showing y’all the theme song shall we? 🎵 Theme Song If you grew up on Courage the Cowardly Dog, you can probably hear the theme in your head right now — the creepy narration of “We interrupt this…
Danny Phantom (2004-2007)
Danny Phantom (2004–2007) 👻 ⚠️ Quick Note: This show is Nickelodeon at its spookiest — ghosts, monsters, sci-fi, and that perfect early-2000s cartoon weirdness. It’s also a show that leaned into darker themes while still being funny and kid-friendly. Plus, it gave us some of the best goth-coded characters in animation — which, let’s be…
Miss Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar Children (2016)
🕰️ Miss Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar Children (2016) 🦉✨ ⚠️ Trigger Warning: This film involves disturbing imagery, including eye gouging and faceless monsters that prey on children. — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Based on the novel by Ransom Riggs, Miss Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar Children tells…
Dark Shadows (2013)
🩸 Dark Shadows (2012) Review 🩸⚰️ “Only Depp Could Make Bloodsucking This Quirky” — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥🍿 — Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Tim Burton’s Dark Shadows adapts the cult 1960s gothic soap opera into a two-hour blend of camp, horror, and family dysfunction. The story follows Barnabas Collins (Johnny…
The House With A Clock In It’s Walls (2018)
🕰️ The House with a Clock in Its Walls (2018) 🕰️ Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 Since this is a Universal film, Y’all know what that means? Cue the Universal Logo! — Non-Spoiler Plot Rundown Another book adaptation? Oh joy. Just what Hollywood needed: another studio mining the dusty pages…
House Of Anubis
🏺House of Anubis – Nickelodeon’s Forgotten YA Fever Dream, that we somehow liked when we were kids Let’s be real—most of you probably forgot this teen drama even existed. This is one of those shows I liked for some reason… but tried rewatching and realized: no. This is just cringe. Also no this isn’t a…
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