THE RUNNING MAN (2025) – Review “What if The Hunger Games, Cyberpunk, and Fox News had a baby? (And that baby had anger issues.)” Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? ⚠️ Content Warning (Read Before Continuing) Okay, y’all — before we dive into The Running Man, let me be upfront:this movie deals…
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IT: Welcome to Derry Episode 4 (2025)
🎈 IT: Welcome to Derry (2025) — Episode 4 Review “Halfway to Derry, all the way to disappointment.” 💀 Halfway Through, and I’m Losing Interest — 🎥 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — 📉 Halfway Point Thoughts — and the “Stephen King Seal of Approval” Problem We’ve officially hit the halfway…
IT: Welcome To Derry Episode 3 (2025)
🎈 IT: Welcome To Derry Episode 3 (2025) “You can connect the dots, but sometimes you really shouldn’t.” — 🎥 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? ⚠️ Content WarningThis episode of IT: Welcome to Derry isn’t pulling any punches. Expect disturbing imagery, child endangerment, racial violence, and psychological trauma front and center….
Death on the Nile (2022)
Death on the Nile (2022) “A Gorgeous Cruise With No Destination” — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — 📝 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Detective Hercule Poirot (Kenneth Branagh) returns for another round of extravagant sleuthing, this time aboard a glamorous cruise ship sailing the Nile. A newlywed couple’s honeymoon turns into…
Murder on the Orient Express (2017)
🚂 Murder on the Orient Express (2017) A mystery that derails before the final stop — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Agatha Christie’s classic novel gets another lavish adaptation, this time with Kenneth Branagh directing and starring as Hercule Poirot — the man with the…
Guillermo del Toro’s Frankenstein (2025)
Guillermo del Toro’s Frankenstein (2025) “The Monster Was Never the Problem.” 🕯️⚡ Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 🎬 Trailer 1: From Victor’s Point of View Trailer 2: From The Creatures Point of View Final Trailer: From No Certain Point of View — ⚠️ Content Warning: This film is rated R for…
Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga’Hoole (2010)
Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga’Hoole (2010) 🦉 “Because nothing says ‘kids’ movie’ like owl fascists and sibling trauma.” — ⚠️ Warning: This review discusses war, brainwashing, and betrayal — and yes, even though it’s an animated movie about owls, it gets surprisingly dark. If you’re expecting Happy Feet, you’re in the wrong…
Ender,s Game (2013
🌌 Ender’s Game (2013) 🚀 Or, as most people remember it: “The grumpy Harrison Ford movie with Ben Kingsley in face tattoos.” — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? Literally the only good thing about this movie is this trailer. — Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Based on Orson Scott Card’s classic sci-fi novel,…
Peter Rabbit 2 The Runnawyas (2021)
🐇 Peter Rabbit 2: The Runaway (2021) “Peter Corden 2: The Even Less Funny Sequel” 🐇🎬 — 🎥 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Peter Rabbit returns — this time dealing with “being labeled the bad rabbit” after the first film made him, well, kind of a…
Peter Rabbit (2018)
🐇 Peter Rabbit (2018) “Hopelessly Modernized” — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview This isn’t Beatrix Potter’s Peter Rabbit. Not even close. Instead, it’s a hyperactive, self-aware, modernized take where Peter (voiced by James Corden) and his rabbit crew wage a Looney Tunes-style war against Mr….
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