IT: Welcome to Derry (2025) — Episode 7 Review 🎥 Let’s Start by Showing Y’all the Trailers, Shall We? — 📌 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Episode 7 is the moment Welcome to Derry stops teasing and fully embraces horror. The episode opens with a historical flashback revealing the inspiration for Pennywise’s clown identity, then cuts to…
Category: Book Adaptations
The Nutcracker and the Four Realms (2018)
The Nutcracker and the Four Realms (2018) “A movie so pretty you almost forget nothing actually happens.” 🎞️ Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 🎄 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview This is Disney’s attempt to take the classical Nutcracker ballet and turn it into a big-budget fantasy epic.Keyword: attempt. The story follows Clara,…
The Nutcracker 3D (2010)
The Nutcracker in 3D (2010) 🎄🐭💀 The one Christmas film that belongs in the uncanny valley graveyard — 📺 Trailers Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 🎬 — 🏭 Who Made This? This disaster came out in 2010, directed by Andrei Konchalovsky. Supposedly it was based on The Nutcracker and the Mouse…
Hugo (2011)
Hugo (2011) 🎥 ⚠️ Quick Note: This film is based on The Invention of Hugo Cabret by Brian Selznick. And yes, it’s one of those rare book-to-film adaptations that feels just as magical onscreen as it does on the page. Also, while not an official “Christmas movie,” Hugo has that warm holiday vibe — snow,…
IT: Welcome to Derry (2025) — Episode 6
IT: Welcome to Derry (2025) — Episode 6 Review “The One Where Everything Finally Clicks… and Then Punches You in the Throat.” — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — ⚠️ CONTENT WARNING:This episode gets BRUTAL — child endangerment, racism, manipulation, trauma, domestic violence, and one hell of a disturbing Pennywise-lore…
IT: Welcome to Derry (2025)
IT: Welcome to Derry (2025) – Episode 5 Review “Sewer Tourism Was a Mistake” Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 🎥 — ⚠️ CONTENT WARNING — THIS SERIES IS BRUTAL Before we go ANY further: IT: Welcome to Derry is not playing around.This episode includes disturbing imagery, mutilated children, hallucinations, abusive family…
Wicked: For Good (2025)
Wicked: For Good (2025) Are we all wicked yet?Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 🎬✨ Warning ⚠️, if some y’all dont like anything relating to propaganda or find the subject of it to be uncomfortable then this film might not be for you, just warning y’all. I also wanna quickly mention, people…
The Call Of The Wild (2020)
The Call of the Wild (2020) When your co-star is an uncanny valley nightmare — 🎥 Opening Let’s start with showing you all the trailers, shall we? — Non-Spoiler Thoughts This movie is such a weird contradiction. On one hand, it’s visually stunning — sweeping shots of snowy landscapes, rivers, mountains, and a kind of…
THE RUNNING MAN (2025)
THE RUNNING MAN (2025) – Review “What if The Hunger Games, Cyberpunk, and Fox News had a baby? (And that baby had anger issues.)” Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? ⚠️ Content Warning (Read Before Continuing) Okay, y’all — before we dive into The Running Man, let me be upfront:this movie deals…
IT Welcome to Derry Episode 4 (2025)
It: Welcome to Derry (2025) — Episode 4 Review “Halfway to Derry, all the way to disappointment.” 💀 Halfway Through, and I’m Losing Interest — 🎥 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — 📉 Halfway Point Thoughts — and the “Stephen King Seal of Approval” Problem We’ve officially hit the halfway mark…
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