Frankenstein

Frankenstein: yes this is another retro review asWell…..because I wrote a review on I, Frankenstein a while back….so why not tackle this iconic classic….also here’s the trailer Since this is a Universal film, Yall know what that means? Cue the Universal Logo! Honestly, this is one of my favorite classic movies of all time….so without…

I Frankenstein

I Frankenstein: Let’s start with showing yall the trailer shall we? Yeah if yall can’t tell by this trailer it’s like no version of Frankenstein’s monster we’ve seen before….like at all, oh boy….now take that as u will…either that’s a good thing or a bad thing, for me it was a bad thing…. Now I…

The Invisible Man 2020

Invisible Man 2020: Let’s start off with showing y’all the trailers shall we? Since this is a Universal film, Y’all know what that means? Cue the Universal Logo! Yes I know I’m 4 years late to this film but what better time to review this remake….especially with Halloween coming up soon, so without further a…

The Boogeyman

The Boogeyman: Let’s start off by showing y’all the trailer shall we? So to start off by mentioning, What I really appreciate about director Rob Savage’s approach to The Boogeyman is that he didn’t try to force a direct adaptation of Stephen King’s short story. The original story is incredibly brief—barely a few pages long,…

Salems Lot 2024

Salems Lot 2024: Let’s first start with showing y’all the trailers shall we? Sorry, my bad, trailer I meant. Anyway, so I wanna get this out of the way before we get the rating out of the way…..I’ve never seen the original Salems Lot miniseries….nor have I read the book. Yes gasp all u want…

Alice Madness Returns

Alice Madness returns: Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Let’s get the rating out of the way, well honestly I love this game I love both these games, they get a solid 10/10 from me…it’s eerie, and it gives off Tim Burton vibes…..I’m all for it…. Anyway spoilers from here on out…

American Mcgees Alice

American Mcgees Alice: Let’s start by showing y’all the trailer shall we? So where do I begin with this game, well firstly this game is definitely not meant for kids…like where do I begin…..well let’s dive into this rabbit hole of a plot shall we….hahahah see what I did there? Let’s get the rating out…

The Adventures Of TinTin

The Adventures Of TinTin: Let’s start off with showing y’all the trailers shall we? Land! We’re not there yet! No land! Lolo sorry I had to do that, also a force of habit…. So I firstly wanna mention that this movie is an adaptation of a book series that my mom grew up with…when I…

Hunger Games A Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes (2023)

The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes (2023) Quippy title: 🎶🐍 “Snow’s First Song is Off-Key” Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — Non-Spoiler Plot Overview This prequel decides to tell the “origin story” of President Coriolanus Snow (Tom Blyth) — the future tyrant of Panem. The idea: show us…

Poor Things (2023)

Poor Things (2023) 🧠💋 The Horniest Frankenstein Story Ever Told — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? (Warning — this one’s weird, raunchy, and unapologetically explicit. You’ve been warned, twice.) “Why This Still Counts as a Frankenstein Story” Now before anyone asks why this movie/show qualifies as a Frankenstein adaptation, let…