Oppenheimer: before we start let’s show yall the trailers shall we? Since this is a Universal film, Y’all know what that means? Cue the Universal Logo! So before we get into this review I wanna mention some stuff first….I completely understand that this movie isn’t gonna be for everyone…trust me when I say this, this…
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Fighting with My Family
Fighting with My Family (2019) 🤼 A wrestling movie even for people who don’t care about wrestling 🏆 🎥 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailer, shall we? — ⚠️ Content Warning A few crude jokes (2 or 3 tops), some family drama, and plenty of wrestling chaos. — 🌟 Non-spoiler Rundown This is based…
The Conjuring 3
The Conjuring 3: The Devil Made Me Do It (2021) Or better yet: The Witch Made Me Do It Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? ⚠️ Content Warning: Contains courtroom boredom, hammer-swinging husbands, and a movie that lies to your face with its own title. The Real Case vs. The Movie The…
The Conjuring 2
The Conjuring 2 (2016) 👻 The beginning of the Nun-iverse nobody asked for 👻 — 🎥 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? The Real Case vs. The Movie The Conjuring 2 is based on the Enfield Poltergeist case from 1977 in England. In reality, two sisters in the Hodgson family claimed to…
The Curse Of La Llorona
The Curse of La Llorona (2019) America takes Mexican folklore, dunks it in chlorine, and calls it horror. — 🎥 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 📚 Folklore vs. Film The Legend: La Llorona is one of Mexico’s most famous ghost stories — the “weeping woman” who drowned her children after heartbreak…
Annabelle Comes Home
Annabelle Comes Home (2019) The world’s first R-rated PG movie 🙄 — 🎥 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 😬 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview This one’s rough. This is by far the weakest of the Annabelle trilogy, and honestly one of the weakest in the Conjuring universe period. It’s supposed to be…
The Conjuring
The Conjuring (2013) 👻 Happy thoughts don’t kill demons… apparently. 👻 — 🎥 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎬 Opening 10 Minutes This film wastes no time messing with your nerves. We open on the Warrens explaining the backstory of Annabelle — yeah, that doll. In real life she was a…
Annabelle
Annabelle (2014) The Doll That Does Absolutely Nothing 😴 — 🎥 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 😬 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview This movie is supposed to be the terrifying origin of the Annabelle doll. Instead, it’s basically a snooze-fest where a porcelain doll sits around doing nothing while the script tries…
Annabelle Creation
Annabelle: Creation (2017) Finally, they got one right 😱 — 🎥 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 😬 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview This is by far the best Annabelle movie. Unlike the first one where the doll just sat around like a creepy paperweight, this one actually goes full throttle: it’s intense,…
The Nun
The Nun (2018) “Catholic jump scares: the movie” — 🎥 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 😬 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview This film is supposed to tell us the origins of Valak, the creepy nun from The Conjuring 2. Sounds promising, right? Except it’s really not. A young nun-in-training (Taissa Farmiga) and…
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