The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974)

🪓 The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974) Horror Without the Gore 🎬 Trailers Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Five friends take a road trip through rural Texas to visit an old family homestead. Along the way, they pick up a hitchhiker who turns violent, leading them…

Monster: The Menéndez Brothers (2023)

🩸 Monster: The Menéndez Brothers (2023) — 🎬 Trailers First Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? The trailers marketed this as a “true crime re-examination.” But the glossy visuals and Netflix prestige-porn vibe told you exactly what this was going to be — another attempt to turn real tragedy into bingeable soap…

Monster: Dahmer (2022)

🩸 Monster: The Jeffrey Dahmer Story (2022) — 🎬 Trailers First Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? The trailers for this series leaned heavy into moody horror, dark cinematography, and Evan Peters whispering lines like he’s a misunderstood anti-hero. From the get-go, it was obvious Netflix wasn’t treating this like a documentary…

The Conjuring Last Rites (2025)

The Conjuring: Last Rites (2025) 🪞 The case that broke the Warrens, scarred their family, and made Annabelle look like a Happy Meal toy. 🪞 — 🎥 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? ⚠️ Content Warning ⚠️This is easily the bloodiest entry in the Conjuring franchise to date. Expect scenes of vomiting…

Gotti (2018)

Gotti (2018) “Nepotism: The Motion Picture” 🎥 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — Non-Spoiler Plot Rundown 📝 Gotti desperately wants to be Goodfellas. Instead, it plays like if Goodfellas was directed by your uncle who once read a Wikipedia page about the mob. The film follows John Gotti, the “Teflon Don,”…

House Of Gucci

House Of Gucci: Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Ok yeah time to rip the bandage off and review 5his film once and for all, but I do need to make a disclaimer. Fair warning, I never cared about the Gucci brand. Like at all, it’s never fascinated me. Nor has it…

Napoleon

Napoleon: Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? SMH yeah it’s time to talk about this film today, so uh were do I start? Well, I guess we should start with talking about Ridley Scott, yeah no need to beat around a dead bush. Ridley Scott kinda screwed himself over, how u may…

Killers Of The Flower Moon

Killers Of The Flower Moon: Let’s start off with the trailers shall we? No really shall we? So where do I even begin? Well firstly this movie is not gonna be meant for everyone….this movie is very heavy and very depressing…..this is based on a true historical story that happened….this movie is violent, gory at…

Bob Marley One Love

Bob Marley One Love: Let’s start by showing you all the trailer shall we? So let’s firstly get this out of the way…before this movie I’d never heard of Bob Marley, yeah I know me and my uncultured self should go to a museum or open up a book. Something like that, ur not wrong….

The Nun 2

The Nun II (2023) “Peekaboo Valak Strikes Again” — 🎥 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview So here we are with another Conjuring spinoff. A sequel to The Nun. Ah yes, a sequel that no one asked for to a movie that no one asked for either….