Dolphin Tale 2 (2014) Review “Healing isn’t just survival — it’s finding connection again.” 🐬💙 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 🎬 🌊 Personal NoteJust like the first film, the sequel makes the Clearwater Marine Aquarium feel alive — almost like it’s its own character. The open tanks, the beachside rescue pools,…
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Dolphin Tale (2011)
Dolphin Tale (2011) Review “Sometimes a film breaks you in the best way possible.” 🐬💔 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 🎬 Now why all a sudden ive decided to reveiw these 2 films? Well for 4 reasons 1. I adore these films. 2. This is a great time to release these…
Monster: Ed Gein (2025)
Monster: The Ed Gein Story (2025) …Ryan Murphy’s “Monster Universe” finally hits rock bottom 💀🤦♂️ — ⚠️ Disclaimer Yeah, remember when I said I wasn’t gonna watch or review this? Well… I lied. Or more like, I caved. I had to see if it was somehow worse than Dahmer and Menéndez. (Spoiler: it is.) But…
Texas Chainsaw Massacre The Game (2023)
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Game (2023) “Dinner’s ready… but you’re on the menu.” 🔪🩸 🎥 Roll the trailers, shall we? — Non-Spoiler Overview The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Game is an asymmetrical horror multiplayer title, much like Dead by Daylight or Friday the 13th: The Game. Developed by Gun Interactive, it throws you right…
Leatherface (2017)
Leatherface (2017): Guess Who? The Worst Game of Clue Ever Played. Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 Trailers & Promotion — The First Red Flag Even before the movie dropped, things were off. The trailer hyped up this “who will become Leatherface?” gimmick like it was some horror mystery game. Posters…
Texas Chainsaw Massacre The Beginning (2006)
Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning (2006) — 🎥 Let’s Start with the Trailers The trailers for this film promised something raw, nasty, and merciless. Unlike other slashers that tease a possible escape or lean into camp, The Beginning sold itself as a bleak origin story about how the Hewitt family — especially Sheriff Hoyt and…
Texas Chainsaw Massacre 3D (2013)
Review: Texas Chainsaw 3D (2013) — Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 Trailers: The marketing pitched this as the direct continuation of Tobe Hooper’s 1974 classic — Leatherface roaring back into relevance, a dusty mansion inheritance, and Alexandra Daddario screaming her lungs out while the chainsaw revs. It promised legacy. It…
Texas Chainsaw Massacre 4 The Next Generation (1995)
Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation (1995) “Illuminati Leatherface? Matthew McConaughey? What the hell is this movie?” — 🎥 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 🧾 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview So part four of this franchise isn’t just bad, it’s pure chaos. A group of teens on prom night crash their car,…
Texas Chainsaw Massacre 3 (1990)
Leatherface: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre III (1990) “New decade, same chainsaw, way less impact.” — 🎥 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? [Trailer link here — honestly the trailer might be scarier than the movie] — 🧾 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview So this time around, it’s the early 90s and New Line Cinema…
Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 (1986)
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 (1986) “Leatherface and family turn the slaughterhouse into a carnival sideshow.” — 🎥 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 🧾 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview So yeah they brought the Sawyers back and decided hey lets not even try to make it scary like the original nah let’s…
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