🌙 A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010) The Darkest Dream Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎬 Trailers — ⚠️ Content Warning This film deals directly with child abuse and trauma. The subject matter is heavy, disturbing, and the very reason this remake divides fans. If these themes are triggering or uncomfortable…
Category: American Remakes
Children Of The Corn (2020/2023)
🌽 Children of the Corn (2020/2023) Review “This crop should’ve stayed buried.” — Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 Trailers The trailers teased a “modern reimagining” of Stephen King’s short story, but what audiences got was a confused, cheap-looking mess that proved not all horror needs resurrecting. — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot…
The Grudge (2020)
🪦 The Grudge (2020): You Get a Curse! You Get a Curse! Everyone Gets a Curse! 🪦 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — 📌 Disclaimer Before We BeginThis review is for the 2020 American remake/sequel/whatever-the-hell-this-is. Not the original Japanese Ju-On film, because truth be told… I’ve never seen the Japanese…
The Grudge 3 (2009)
😬 THE GRUDGE 3 (2009) 💀 “When Curses Go on Tour: American Nightmare Edition” — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — ❗Quick Note Before We Begin: So The Grudge 3 marks a dark turning point—not in tone, but in franchise geography.This is the first (but sadly not the last) time…
The Grudge 2 (2006)
The Grudge 2 (2006) 🛬 Kayako Goes International: Now Haunting in Three Time Zones — 🎞️ Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — > Note: Yes, I’m talking about the 2006 American sequel, not the original Japanese Ju-On sequel. Why? Because I never watched it. I picked the Walmart DVD and this…
The Grudge (2004)
The Grudge (2004)🪦 I Wanted a Job, Not a Death Rattle: Tokyo Edition 👻 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — 🌀 Non-Spoiler Rundown: Today we’re talking about the American remake of The Grudge from 2004 — not the original J-horror version (Ju-On). Why not? Because I never watched it. This was…
Rings 2017
🎞️ Rings (2017)📲 From Cursed VHS to Digital Dumbassery Let’s start with the trailer. It won’t help, but hey — tradition: 🎥 Rings Official Trailer (2017) — Yes we’re not reviewing the original sequel, why? Because I said so that’s why. Also after watching this film, I refuse to touch that other sequel. 🔍 Non-Spoiler…
The Ring 2002
🎞️ The Ring (2002)📼 Static, Stupidity, and Samara’s Signal Strength Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? > Note: Yes, I’m reviewing the American remake, not the original Japanese Ringu. Why? Because I haven’t seen Ringu. Sue me. I’m not brave enough for ghost children in two languages. — 🔍 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview…
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