SPHDZ Book #3! (2012) – Review 🛰️ Hamster Dictators, Ad-Spewing Aliens, and One Very Tired Kid — 📖 Non-Spoiler Rundown By now, Michael K. is at his breaking point. Being the “new kid” was supposed to be his biggest problem, but instead he’s stuck babysitting aliens who think the entire world revolves around TV ads…
Category: Alien Category
Spaceheadz Book #2! (2011)
SPHDZ Book #2! (2011) – Review 🛰️ Middle School, Alien Missions, and One Very Bossy Hamster — 📖 Non-Spoiler Rundown Michael K. thought surviving one school year with aliens for classmates was bad enough. Now, in Book #2, the mission gets more complicated: Bob, Jennifer, and Major Fluffy are still trying to recruit 3.14 million…
Spaceheadz (2010)
Spaceheadz (2010) – Book #1 Review 🛰️ The Day My Classmates Turned Out to Be Aliens With a Hamster Boss — 📖 Non-Spoiler Rundown Michael K. is just trying to survive his first day at a new school. Normal stuff, right? Except his two new classmates, Bob and Jennifer, aren’t exactly… human. They’re aliens. And…
The Thing 1982
🧊 The Thing (1982) – Review Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — ❄️ Non-Spoiler Plot Overview A remote Antarctic research station becomes a nightmare zone when a helicopter chases a dog across the snow — and ends up leading an ancient, shape-shifting alien right into their base. It’s not just dangerous….
The Thing 2011
🧊 The Thing (2011) – Review Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — ❄️ Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Set before the events of John Carpenter’s 1982 classic, this prequel follows a team of Norwegian and American researchers who discover a mysterious alien spacecraft buried deep in Antarctica. Alongside it? A creature frozen in…
Dead Space 2023 Remake
🩸🔧 Dead Space Remake Review 🔧🩸 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — Non-Spoiler Plot Overview: In the Dead Space Remake (2023), players return to the nightmarish corridors of the USG Ishimura, this time with an overhauled engine, updated visuals, and a voice for Isaac Clarke. The same disturbing story unfolds —…
Dead Space 2008
💀 Dead Space (2008) Review 💀 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — Non-Spoiler Plot Overview: In Dead Space (2008), you play as Isaac Clarke, an engineer sent aboard the USG Ishimura, a mining ship that’s mysteriously gone silent. What starts as a routine repair mission quickly descends into a claustrophobic nightmare…
Area 51 Game
🎮 AREA 51 (PS2) – REVIEW FILE 51: THEY GOT DAVID DUCHOVNY FOR THIS?? Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? Gameplay Footage – PS2(Because before we enter the alien shoot-em-up, we need a visual on how peak mid-2000s this game looked.) — 🛸 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview The story follows Ethan Cole, a…
Plan 9 From Outer Space
🛸 Plan 9 from Outer Space (1959) 🕯 In Memory of Maddie 🕯This review is dedicated to my friend Maddie—an unapologetic lover of the absurd, the unwatchable, and the unintentionally hilarious. While most people fled from bad movies, she ran toward them with popcorn and sarcasm. She believed that even the worst films deserved a…
Time Walker
👽 Time Walker (1982) Review 🕯 In Memory of Maddie 🕯This review is dedicated to my friend Maddie—an unapologetic lover of the absurd, the unwatchable, and the unintentionally hilarious. While most people fled from bad movies, she ran toward them with popcorn and sarcasm. She believed that even the worst films deserved a watch… if…
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