Monster: The Ed Gein Story (2025) …Ryan Murphy’s “Monster Universe” finally hits rock bottom 💀🤦♂️ — ⚠️ Disclaimer Yeah, remember when I said I wasn’t gonna watch or review this? Well… I lied. Or more like, I caved. I had to see if it was somehow worse than Dahmer and Menéndez. (Spoiler: it is.) But…
Category: Adaptation In Name Only
Children Of The Corn (2020/2023)
🌽 Children of the Corn (2020/2023) Review “This crop should’ve stayed buried.” — Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 Trailers The trailers teased a “modern reimagining” of Stephen King’s short story, but what audiences got was a confused, cheap-looking mess that proved not all horror needs resurrecting. — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot…
Monster: The Menéndez Brothers (2023)
🩸 Monster: The Menéndez Brothers (2023) — 🎬 Trailers First Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? The trailers marketed this as a “true crime re-examination.” But the glossy visuals and Netflix prestige-porn vibe told you exactly what this was going to be — another attempt to turn real tragedy into bingeable soap…
Monster: Dahmer (2022)
🩸 Monster: The Jeffrey Dahmer Story (2022) — 🎬 Trailers First Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? The trailers for this series leaned heavy into moody horror, dark cinematography, and Evan Peters whispering lines like he’s a misunderstood anti-hero. From the get-go, it was obvious Netflix wasn’t treating this like a documentary…
Gotti (2018)
Gotti (2018) “Nepotism: The Motion Picture” 🎥 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — Non-Spoiler Plot Rundown 📝 Gotti desperately wants to be Goodfellas. Instead, it plays like if Goodfellas was directed by your uncle who once read a Wikipedia page about the mob. The film follows John Gotti, the “Teflon Don,”…
🎬 Until Dawn: The Movie
Groundhog Day, But Dumber 🎥 Let’s Watch the Trailers, Shall We? 🧠 Ohhh boy, where do I even begin? Quick mention but the director of this film David F. Sandberg, gave us films such as Annabelle Creation (which to this day is still the best spinoff in the conjuring universe). He also gave us that…
Artemis Fowl
Artemis Fowl: Let’s start off with the trailers shall we? So we can get this film out of the way…. Uh huh sure, words greatest mastermind? Sure kid calm down….lolo, unfortunately, he ain’t no mastermind because Disney has butchered this once beloved book series…so yeah to catch yall up on something quickly in the books…
Poor Things (2023)
Poor Things (2023) 🧠💋 The Horniest Frankenstein Story Ever Told — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? (Warning — this one’s weird, raunchy, and unapologetically explicit. You’ve been warned, twice.) “Why This Still Counts as a Frankenstein Story” Now before anyone asks why this movie/show qualifies as a Frankenstein adaptation, let…
The Snowman (2017)
WARNING: This film is rated R for strong gore, violence, and language. Viewer discretion is advised. Spoiler Alert: This review contains full spoilers. You’ve been warned. Proceed at your own risk. ⚠️ My Rating: -2/10. Yes, that’s a negative score. This film somehow owes me points. Since this is a Universal film, Y’all know what…
Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark (Movie)
Scary Stories to tell in the dark movie: to start off, here are a few trailers: This movie is based on the first book….(but I highly doubt it because this book has monster’s from the third film)…so this movie is a good PG-13 horror movie, the stories this movie brings to life is the big toe…and Harold and the red spot and the…
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