🎬Transformers: Dark of the Moon (2011)💥 “When Michael Bay Made Saving Private Ryan… But with Robots” — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailer, shall we? 🎥🍿 — Non-Spoiler Rundown So here we are, third film in, and I can honestly say this is the best Michael Bay Transformers movie since the first one… but…
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Transformers Revenge Of The Fallen (2009)
🎬Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009)💥 “When Robots, Jockstraps, and Testicle Jokes Collide”Or: How to spend $200 million and still make it feel like a fever dream. — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 🎥💣 This is the point in the franchise where everything hit the fan—and by “everything” I mean plot,…
Transformers (2007)
💥Transformers (2007)💥 “Michael Bay’s Explosive Robot Soap Opera”Where plot takes a backseat to pyrotechnics and lens flares. — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 🎥💥 Ah yes, the film that kicked off what would become one of Hollywood’s loudest and most chaotic blockbuster franchises. Back when people still thought, “Hey, Michael Bay…
The Pink Panther 2 (2009
🎬 The Pink Panther 2 (2009) – Review 💓💎🕵♂️ Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 🎥 — Non-Spoiler Plot Rundown Inspector Jacques Clouseau is back, and once again, the world’s most accident-prone detective finds himself entangled in a high-stakes mystery. This time, the stakes are even higher: priceless artifacts from around the…
The Pink Panther (2006)
🎬 The Pink Panther (2006) 🩷💎🕵♂️ Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Before we get into this review, I’ve got to share a funny realization I had this year. I was watching Only Murders in the Building for the first time, and it suddenly hit me — Steve Martin, one of the…
The Naked Gun (2025)
🎬 The Naked Gun (2025) Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 🎞️ — ☣️ ⚠️ TOXIC CONTENT WARNING ⚠️ This film is raunchy, crude, and unapologetically offensive in ways that may rub people the wrong way. From absurd innuendo to questionable background gags, The Naked Gun (2025) gleefully pushes boundaries—sometimes too far….
The Thing 1982
🧊 The Thing (1982) – Review Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — ❄️ Non-Spoiler Plot Overview A remote Antarctic research station becomes a nightmare zone when a helicopter chases a dog across the snow — and ends up leading an ancient, shape-shifting alien right into their base. It’s not just dangerous….
The Thing 2011
🧊 The Thing (2011) – Review Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — ❄️ Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Set before the events of John Carpenter’s 1982 classic, this prequel follows a team of Norwegian and American researchers who discover a mysterious alien spacecraft buried deep in Antarctica. Alongside it? A creature frozen in…
MIB International (2019)
Men in Black: International (2019) The difference between this and the original? I didn’t make this review look great. The movie did that for me… and then ruined it. — 🎞️ Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — 🛸 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview: When a mysterious alien threat targets Earth, newbie Agent M…
MIB 3 (2012)
Men in Black 3 (2012) Review The difference between you and me is… I make this review look great. 🎥 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — Non-Spoiler Plot Overview: Agent J (Will Smith) is back in black — and this time, he’s going back in time. When an alien assassin named…
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