🧪 The Toxic Avenger Part II (1989) – Review 🧹☢️ This review goes out to my friend Maddie, she really loved films like this and was looking forward to the remake, here’s to u Maddie. Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 📺 Watch the trailer for The Toxic Avenger Part II —…
Category: Action Movies
The Toxic Avenger (1984)
🧪 The Toxic Avenger (1984) – Review 🧹☢️ This review goes out to my friend Maddie, she really loved films like this and was looking forward to the remake, here’s to u Maddie. Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 📺 Watch the original trailer for The Toxic Avenger (1984) — ⚠️☣️ TOXIC…
The Mysterious Benedict Society Season 2 (2022)
🧭 The Mysterious Benedict Society Season 2 (2022) “Don’t fear the reaper, fear Disney+ cancellations.” — Let’s Start by Showing Y’all the Trailers, Shall We? 🎬 — Quick Disclaimer 🚨 Okay, listen. I’m already annoyed before even starting this review. Because — once again — Disney decided to yeet this show off Disney+ like it…
The Mysterious Benedict Society (2021)
The Mysterious Benedict Society Season 1 (2021) 🪣🧩 Four gifted kids, one bucket, and a villain who thinks subtlety is optional. — Disclaimer Before we even start — this show isn’t on Disney+ anymore. Yep. They pulled a “let’s yeet our own content into the void because money spreadsheets said so.” Same way they did…
Snake Eyes (2021)
Snake Eyes (2021) 🐍🎥 “The origin nobody asked for… told in the most boring way possible.” Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — The Story (Or Whatever This Was Supposed to Be) Snake Eyes is supposed to be one of the coolest, most mysterious characters in the entire G.I. Joe franchise. He’s…
G.I. Joe Retaliation (2013)
💥G.I. Joe: Retaliation (2013)💥 The One With Bruce Willis (and The Rock Before He Started Tanking His Career) 🎖️💥 — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 🎥🍿 — Non-Spoiler Review This isn’t exactly a sequel to Rise of Cobra. Sure, it’s technically in the same continuity, but it feels more like Paramount…
G.I. Joe The Rise of Cobra (2009)
💥G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra (2009)🎬 “The toy commercial that accidentally wandered into a PG-13 fever dream” 🪖💥🐍 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — Non-Spoiler Rundown If you thought G.I. Joe was going to be a light, fun, campy action flick for kids, 2009 Paramount had other plans — namely,…
Transformers Rise of The Beasts (2023)
Transformers: Rise of the Beasts (2023) 🦍🤖🚗 “Michael Bay, take notes — this is how you do robots without giving us a migraine.” — Let’s Start by Showing Y’all the Trailers, Shall We? 🎥 Trailer: — Non-Spoiler Rundown You know how for years the Transformers movies were like a blender full of metal shrapnel, bad…
Transformers The Last Knight (2017)
Transformers: The Last Knight (2017) Michael Bay’s “Game of Thrones” but with Robots and Explosions 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — The Setup By The Last Knight, the franchise had officially stopped pretending to care about continuity. We open with a scene straight out of a medieval fever dream —…
Transformers Age of Extinction (2014)
Transformers: Age of Extinction (2014) “When Michael Bay decided… you know what this franchise needs? Mark Wahlberg and statutory loopholes.” Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 🎥💥 — 🚗💥 Before We Dive In So… the fourth Transformers movie. And right away, I’ve got to tell you—if you thought things were getting messy…
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