House of the Dead (2003) “Brains? No. Budget? Nope. Just Boll.” Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 Trailers — A Quick Note on Uwe Boll Before diving into this “film,” we need to talk about the man who cursed it into existence: Uwe Boll. This guy has the reputation of being…
Category: Action Movies
Kingdom Seasons 1-2 (2019-2020)
Kingdom (2019–2020) 🧟♂️ “Plague of the Joseon Dynasty 👑🧟” Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 🎥 Season 1: Season 2: — Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Netflix’s Kingdom takes us to feudal Korea during the Joseon dynasty, blending a gripping political drama with some of the most horrifying depictions of zombies put to screen….
Shaun Of The Dead (2004)
🧟♂️ Shaun of the Dead (2004) 🧟♀️ “You’ve got red on you.” 🩸 — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🍿 — Non-Spoiler Plot Overview 🎬 Shaun of the Dead isn’t just a zombie film—it’s the zombie rom-com (rom-zom-com as the creators cheekily called it). Directed by Edgar Wright, this movie takes…
Zombieland 2 Double Tap (2019)
Zombieland: Double Tap (2019) 🧟♀️🎢 10 years later… and not much to show for it. — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — Non-Spoiler Plot Overview After a decade-long wait, Zombieland: Double Tap tries to pick up right where the original left off. Columbus, Tallahassee, Wichita, and Little Rock are still roaming…
Zombieland (2009)
Zombieland (2009) 🧟♂️🔫 Nut up or shut up, folks. — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Zombieland drops us into a post-apocalyptic America where zombies have overrun everything, but instead of bleak survival horror, we get a road trip comedy drenched in gore, snark, and rule-following paranoia. We…
Dead Snow 2 Red Vs. Dead (2014
Dead Snow 2: Red vs. Dead (2014) 🧟♂️ 🧟♂️🚑 “New arm, who dis?” Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? ⚠️ Content Warning ⚠️Both Dead Snow films lean hard into gore, splatter, and over-the-top violence. Think intestines being used as ropes, heads being crushed like melons, and enough blood sprays to make Tarantino…
Dead Snow (2009)
Dead Snow (2009) 🧟♂️ Quippy title: 🧟♂️❄️ “Ski Trip? More like Death Trip.” Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? ⚠️ Content Warning ⚠️Both Dead Snow films lean hard into gore, splatter, and over-the-top violence. Think intestines being used as ropes, heads being crushed like melons, and enough blood sprays to make Tarantino…
Overlord (2018)
🧟♂️ Overlord (2018) 🧟♀️ 💀 Nazis, the occult, and the undead — WWII reimagined as a horror nightmare 💀 — 🎥 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? Official Trailer – Overlord (2018) Trailer Talk: Hells Bells and Nazi Hell If there’s one trailer that stuck in my head before walking into Overlord,…
The Toxic Avenger (2025)
🧪 The Toxic Avenger (2025) 🧹☢️ “The Hero We Need Now… And Probably Deserve” This review goes out to my friend Maddie, she really loved films like this and was looking forward to this remake, here’s to u Maddie. — ⚠️ Content Warning This movie is not for everyone. It’s gleefully violent, stuffed with grotesque…
The Toxic Avenger Part III (1989)
🧪 The Toxic Avenger Part III: The Last Temptation of Toxie (1989) – Review 🧹☢️ This review goes out to my friend Maddie, she really loved films like this and was looking forward to the remake, here’s to u Maddie. Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 📺 Watch the trailer for The…
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