⚡👾 Tron (1982) Review 👾⚡ ⚡ “The Grid Before the Glow-Up” 🎥 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailer, shall we? — 🤔 Non-Spoiler Thoughts So here’s the thing: I finally sat down and watched the original Tron for the very first time yesterday, thanks to Disney+. Yeah, it took me over 40 years to…
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Tron: Ares (2025)
⚡👾 Tron: Ares (2025) 👾⚡ Disney’s third spin on the Grid — and once again, it’s less blockbuster and more cult screening fuel. — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 🎥 Behind the Grid: Passion or Problem? 🎬 Here’s the thing: Tron: Ares only exists because of Jared Leto. Say what you…
Firestarter (2022)
🔥 Firestarter (2022) – A Remake That Burns Out Before It Sparks Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎬 Trailers First Since this is a Universal film, y’all know what that means? Cue Universal Logo! — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview The Firestarter remake tries to retell Stephen King’s story of Charlie McGee,…
Firestarter (1984)
🔥 Firestarter (1984) – Pyrokinetic Perfection or Government Paranoia Gone Wild? Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎬 Trailers First Since this is a Universal film, y’all know what that means? Cue Universal Logo! — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Based on Stephen King’s novel, Firestarter follows Charlie McGee (Drew Barrymore), a young…
Dreamcatchers (2003)
👽💩 Dreamcatcher (2003) – The One Where Aliens Come Out of Your Butt 🎥 Trailers First — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Dreamcatcher starts with four lifelong friends who share a psychic bond after saving a boy with disabilities in childhood. Years later, they reunite for their annual hunting trip in the Maine woods, only to…
Peter Pan’s Neverland Nightmare (2025)
🧚♂️ Peter Pan’s Neverland Nightmare (2025) The Boy Who Wouldn’t Grow Up… Into Anything Good — Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎬 Trailer Sadly, the trailer tells you everything about this movie: grim fairy tale reimagining, “public domain horror” energy, and Peter Pan as a full-on child snatcher. Think “what if…
Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey 2 (2024)
🍯🐻 Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey 2 (2024) “Still Silly, but Now It Actually Tries” Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 📽 Trailers — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview This sequel takes place after the first massacre in the Hundred Acre Wood. Pooh is back—and this time, he’s not alone. We’ve got Owl and…
Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey (2023)
🍯🐻 Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey (2023) “Childhood Ruined, Now in Public Domain” — Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 Trailers — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview So here’s the pitch: “What if Winnie-the-Pooh was evil?” That’s literally it. Pooh and Piglet, abandoned by Christopher Robin, go feral and decide to kill a…
The Monkeys Paw (2013)
🐒 The Monkey’s Paw (2013) Review “Be careful what you wish for…” — Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 Trailers The trailers leaned hard on the chilling gimmick: an ancient monkey’s paw that grants three wishes, each with horrifying consequences. A simple hook, but one rooted in classic horror lore. —…
The Crow (2024)
The Crow (2024) “Some Ghosts Should’ve Stayed Buried” 🪦🖤 — Let’s Start by Showing Y’all the Trailers, Shall We? 🎬 The Curse of Development Hell 🕰️⚒️ Before a single frame was shot, this Crow remake was already haunted. Hollywood had been trying to remake or reboot The Crow for over a decade, and every attempt…
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