Bolt (2008) 🐶 The Dog, the Myth, the Super-Bark — 🎬 Trailer Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Bolt is Disney’s meta spin on the superhero genre, told through the eyes of an adorable white shepherd. The twist? Bolt thinks he’s actually a super-dog with heat vision,…
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Cats & Dogs: The Revenge of Kitty Galore (2010)
🐾 Cats & Dogs: The Revenge of Kitty Galore (2010) Review Trailers 🎥 Let’s start with showing you all the trailers, shall we? Warner Bros tried to sell this as “bigger, louder, more 3D!!” Dogs in jetpacks, pigeons with attitude, Bette Midler hamming it up as a shaved evil cat. It looked less like a…
Cats & Dogs (2001)
🐾 Cats & Dogs (2001) Review Trailers 🎥 Let’s start with showing you all the trailers, shall we? Early 2000s marketing really said, “You thought your pets were boring? WRONG. They’re secret spies waging war under your nose!” Lots of quick cuts of dogs in lab coats, cats pressing buttons, and a narrator screaming “CATS……
Underdog (2007)
🐶 Underdog (2007) “There’s no need to fear—campy Disney is here.” — 🎬 Here’s the Opening, enjoy the opening. Before we even dig in, let’s set the stage. The movie opens with a cop dog gone wrong, a washout who suddenly finds himself injected with strange chemicals that turn him into… well, you guessed it……
THE RUNNING MAN (2025)
THE RUNNING MAN (2025) – Review “What if The Hunger Games, Cyberpunk, and Fox News had a baby? (And that baby had anger issues.)” Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? ⚠️ Content Warning (Read Before Continuing) Okay, y’all — before we dive into The Running Man, let me be upfront:this movie deals…
Jurassic World (2015)
Jurassic World (2015) Review “Welcome, to The Soft Reboot” 🎥 Trailer Time Since this is a Universal film, Y’all know what that means? Cue Universal Logo! — ⚠️ Content & Tone WarningThis film ramps up the blockbuster spectacle. Expect a higher body count, more intense dino kills, and plenty of “theme park disaster” chaos. —…
Jurassic Park 3 (2001)
Jurassic Park III (2001) Review 🦖🎬 “The One With the Talking Raptor… Yeah, That Happened” 🎥 Trailer TimeLet’s start with the trailers again, shall we? Since this is a Universal film, Y’all know what that means? Cue Universal Logo! — ⚠️ Content & Tone WarningThis one leans into straight monster movie territory. Expect jump scares,…
Jurassic Park 2 The Lost World
The Lost World: Jurassic Park (1997) Review 🦖📽 “Life Finds a Way… Again” 🎥 Trailer TimeLet’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? Since this is a Universal film, Y’all know what that means? Cue Universal Logo! — ⚠️ Content & Tone Warning ⚠️This one is darker, scarier, and a lot more brutal than…
Jurassic Park (1993)
Jurassic Park (1993) 🦖🎬 “Life, Uh… Finds a Way.” — 🎥 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? Since this is a Universal film, Yall know what that means? Cue Universal Logo! — 📖 Non-Spoiler Overview Steven Spielberg’s Jurassic Park isn’t just a blockbuster — it’s a cultural earthquake. Based on Michael Crichton’s…
Now You See Me: Now You Don’t (2025)
Now You See Me: Now You Don’t (2025) “Now You See Me 3: Now You Don’t… Because I Stopped Watching” 🎩✨ Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 🎬 — ⚠️ Content Warning Sustained peril, gunfire, and a dangerous overdose of “we swear this is clever” dialogue. May cause whiplash from eye-rolling too…
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