Silent Night (2023) – Review 🎄🌲 🎄 “John Woo said ‘what if Home Alone grew up, joined a biker gang, and stopped talking?’” 🎄 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? No, nothing related to the classic horror slasher Silent Night. — ⚠️ Warning Before We Begin ⚠️ This movie is extremely violent….
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Violent Night (2022)
Violent Night (2022) 🎅🔪💥 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailer 📽️ Also, this is a universal movie, so u know what that means? Que Universal Theme! — ⚠️ Warning: This film is ultra violent — the title wasn’t lying — and it’s also kinda raunchy. Think Home Alone if Kevin McCallister had a sledgehammer…
Black Christmas (2019)
Black Christmas (2019) 🎄🔪 “The remake that tried to say something… and said nothing.” 🎬 Let’s Start by Showing Y’all the Trailers, Shall We? Since this is a Universal film, Y’all know what that means? Cue the Universal Logo! ⚠️ Content Warning This movie deals with assault themes, cult imagery, and violence.It’s also… incredibly messy…
Black Christmas (1974)
Black Christmas (1974) 🎄An OG slasher that walked so every horror movie after it could sprint. — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — ⚠️ Warning This film has disturbing phone calls, violence, stalking, and that nasty 70s grime-horror vibe. Not for everyone. — 📦 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Before Michael Myers.Before…
Christmas Bloody Christmas (2022)
🎄🔪 Christmas Bloody Christmas (2022) When Santa upgrades from milk and cookies to murder and carnage. — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 🎬 — ⚠️ Warning This movie is loud, vulgar, neon-drenched, soaked in alcohol and attitude, and absolutely not for everyone.If you don’t like abrasive characters, grindhouse vibes, or metal-album…
The Mean One (2022)
The Mean One (2022) 🎄🔪 “The Grinch, but make it public domain panic mode” — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 Trailer Yep, this thing had a trailer, and it was every bit as “Oh, they didn’t get the rights” as you’d expect. They tiptoed so hard around the word Grinch…
Kung Fu Panda 3 (2016)
Kung Fu Panda 3 (2016) 🥟 “When pandas multiply, the story divides.” Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 🌸 Non-Spoiler Plot Rundown Po (Jack Black) discovers he has a long-lost biological father, Li Shan (Bryan Cranston), who whisks him away to a hidden panda village. At the same time, the spirit…
Kung Fu Panda 2 (2011)
Kung Fu Panda 2 (2011) 🕊️ Or: The One That Broke Me and Proved Animated Villains Can Be Absolutely Horrifying — 🎬 Let’s start with showing y’all the trailers, shall we? The trailers teased bigger fights, cooler animation, and a new villain with feathers and fireworks. What they didn’t show was the emotional devastation, the…
Kung Fu Panda 1
Kung Fu Panda (2008) 🐼 Or: How a Clumsy Panda Became a Kung Fu Legend — 🎬 Let’s start with showing y’all the trailers, shall we? The trailers made this look like a fun kids’ comedy about a bumbling panda doing kung fu. What they didn’t show was how much heart, style, and sheer badassery…
Argylle (2024)
Argylle (2024) Spycraft by Mad Libs: four plot twists and a cat walk into a screenplay… Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Since this is a Universal film, Y’all know what that means? Cue the Universal Logo! 🎬 A Director Who Can’t Get Out of His Own Way Let’s talk about Matthew…
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