Black Christmas (2019) 🎄🔪 “The remake that tried to say something… and said nothing.” 🎬 Let’s Start by Showing Y’all the Trailers, Shall We? Since this is a Universal film, Y’all know what that means? Cue the Universal Logo! ⚠️ Content Warning This movie deals with assault themes, cult imagery, and violence.It’s also… incredibly messy…
Category: Action Movies
Black Christmas (1974)
Black Christmas (1974) 🎄An OG slasher that walked so every horror movie after it could sprint. — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — ⚠️ Warning This film has disturbing phone calls, violence, stalking, and that nasty 70s grime-horror vibe. Not for everyone. — 📦 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Before Michael Myers.Before…
Christmas Bloody Christmas (2022)
🎄🔪 Christmas Bloody Christmas (2022) When Santa upgrades from milk and cookies to murder and carnage. — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 🎬 — ⚠️ Warning This movie is loud, vulgar, neon-drenched, soaked in alcohol and attitude, and absolutely not for everyone.If you don’t like abrasive characters, grindhouse vibes, or metal-album…
The Mean One (2022)
The Mean One (2022) 🎄🔪 “The Grinch, but make it public domain panic mode” — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 Trailer Yep, this thing had a trailer, and it was every bit as “Oh, they didn’t get the rights” as you’d expect. They tiptoed so hard around the word Grinch…
Kung Fu Panda 3 (2016)
Kung Fu Panda 3 (2016) 🥟 “When pandas multiply, the story divides.” Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 🌸 Non-Spoiler Plot Rundown Po (Jack Black) discovers he has a long-lost biological father, Li Shan (Bryan Cranston), who whisks him away to a hidden panda village. At the same time, the spirit…
Kung Fu Panda 2 (2011)
Kung Fu Panda 2 (2011) 🕊️ Or: The One That Broke Me and Proved Animated Villains Can Be Absolutely Horrifying — 🎬 Let’s start with showing y’all the trailers, shall we? The trailers teased bigger fights, cooler animation, and a new villain with feathers and fireworks. What they didn’t show was the emotional devastation, the…
Kung Fu Panda 1
Kung Fu Panda (2008) 🐼 Or: How a Clumsy Panda Became a Kung Fu Legend — 🎬 Let’s start with showing y’all the trailers, shall we? The trailers made this look like a fun kids’ comedy about a bumbling panda doing kung fu. What they didn’t show was how much heart, style, and sheer badassery…
Argylle (2024)
Argylle (2024) Spycraft by Mad Libs: four plot twists and a cat walk into a screenplay… Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Since this is a Universal film, Y’all know what that means? Cue the Universal Logo! 🎬 A Director Who Can’t Get Out of His Own Way Let’s talk about Matthew…
The King’s Man (2021)
The King’s Man (2021) 🪦 Or: How to Accidentally Make a War Drama, a Meme Dance Video, and a Sheep Commercial All in One Movie — 🎬 Let’s start with showing y’all the trailers, shall we? The trailers promised us a stylish, over-the-top Kingsman prequel. You know, more umbrella fights, slick suits, British sass. What…
Kingsmen The Golden Circle (2017)
Kingsman: The Golden Circle (2017) 🍔 Or: The One That Made Me Never Want to Eat a Burger Again — 🎬 Let’s start with showing y’all the trailers, shall we? The trailers made this look like another stylish, cheeky, British spy romp—Eggsy in his suit, gadgets galore, Channing Tatum front and center as the cool…
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