Black Christmas (2019) 🎄🔪 “The remake that tried to say something… and said nothing.” 🎬 Let’s Start by Showing Y’all the Trailers, Shall We? Since this is a Universal film, Y’all know what that means? Cue the Universal Logo! ⚠️ Content Warning This movie deals with assault themes, cult imagery, and violence.It’s also… incredibly messy…
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Black X-Mas (2006)
🎄🩸 Black X-Mas (2006) Subtlety? Never heard of her. Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 🎬 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview This is the extremely gory, aggressively 2000s remake of the classic Black Christmas — except instead of psychological dread and creepy phone calls, this one says: > “What if we replaced ALL…
Black Christmas (1974)
Black Christmas (1974) 🎄An OG slasher that walked so every horror movie after it could sprint. — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — ⚠️ Warning This film has disturbing phone calls, violence, stalking, and that nasty 70s grime-horror vibe. Not for everyone. — 📦 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Before Michael Myers.Before…
Christmas Bloody Christmas (2022)
🎄🔪 Christmas Bloody Christmas (2022) When Santa upgrades from milk and cookies to murder and carnage. — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 🎬 — ⚠️ Warning This movie is loud, vulgar, neon-drenched, soaked in alcohol and attitude, and absolutely not for everyone.If you don’t like abrasive characters, grindhouse vibes, or metal-album…
The Mean One (2022)
The Mean One (2022) 🎄🔪 “The Grinch, but make it public domain panic mode” — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 Trailer Yep, this thing had a trailer, and it was every bit as “Oh, they didn’t get the rights” as you’d expect. They tiptoed so hard around the word Grinch…
The Grinch (2018)
The Grinch (2018) 🎄🐐 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 📽️ — Non-Spoiler Plot Rundown Ok, I don’t need to bore you with the same details — it’s the same How the Grinch Stole Christmas plot you already know from the original and Jim Carrey versions… except this time, Illumination (Despicable Me,…
How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000 Film)
🎄 How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000) – Review 🎄 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? Also, this is a universal movie, so u know what that means? Que Universal Theme! — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Rundown This is the live-action Grinch, with Jim Carrey in full green fur and pure chaos mode….
How the Grinch Stole Christmas (1966)
🎄💚 How the Grinch Stole Christmas! (1966) – Review 💚🎄 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 🎥✨ — 📜 Non-Spoiler Rundown This 30-minute animated TV special is the most faithful adaptation of Dr. Seuss’ original book — way more accurate than any later versions. Narrated by Boris Karloff (yes, Frankenstein’s monster himself)…
Daddy’s Home 2 (2017)
Daddy’s Home 2 (2017) When Christmas turns into a family reunion nobody asked for 🎄😬 — 🎬 Trailers Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? They set the stage for what is basically Daddy’s Home cranked up to full-blown Christmas chaos. — 📜 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview The sequel picks up after the uneasy…
The Nutcracker and the Four Realms (2018)
The Nutcracker and the Four Realms (2018) “A movie so pretty you almost forget nothing actually happens.” 🎞️ Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 🎄 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview This is Disney’s attempt to take the classical Nutcracker ballet and turn it into a big-budget fantasy epic.Keyword: attempt. The story follows Clara,…
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