Jarrod Reviews

Terminator Salvation

Terminator Salvation: honestly i should warn u people this review will be short…and u will understand why soon…so the plot is…..(I say plot but its more like 2 hours of stuff happening)….so basically in this film we finally get to see the future….its the apocalypse…and this time John Conners is played by Christian Bale……I mean…

Spiderman No Way Home

Spiderman No Way Home I don’t know where to begin with this…..maybe I should start off by saying that this film is freaking amazing……this film in my opinion fixes multiple issues I had with the previous Tom Holland Spiderman films…….and I can tell u right off the bat…..this film was such a nostalgia trip for…

Bill and Ted Face The Music

Bill & Ted Face the Music (2020) 🎶⏰ “Remember to Be Excellent to Each Other… and Party On, Dudes” — 🎥 Let’s Start by Showing Y’all the Trailers Shall We? 🧔 The Case of the Missing Beard Okay, side note here — but a lot of people (myself included) couldn’t help noticing that clean-shaven Keanu…

Bill and Ted Bogus Journey

Bill & Ted’s Bogus Journey (1991) 🤖💀 “You May Be a King or a Little Street Sweeper, but Sooner or Later, You Dance with the Reaper” — 🎥 Let’s Start by Showing Y’all the Trailers Shall We? — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Unlike the first film, this sequel doesn’t really lean on time travel. Instead,…

Bill and Ted Excellent Adventure

Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure (1989) 🎸 “Be Excellent to Each Other and Party on Dudes” — 🎥 Let’s Start by Showing Y’all the Trailers Shall We? — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview This movie is pure ridiculous fun. Bill (Alex Winter) and Ted (Keanu Reeves) are two lovable slackers with dreams of becoming rock gods…

Indiana Jones and The Kingdom of The Ceystal Skull

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (2008) So… this happened.Set in 1957, Kingdom of the Crystal Skull tries to usher Indiana Jones (Harrison Ford) into a Cold War setting—complete with Soviet villains, Area 51, and ancient skulls with alien powers. And if that sounds weird to you… trust me, you’re not alone….

Indiana Jones and The Last Crusade

Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade: So to start off I’m gonna say that this is my favorite Indiana Jones movie. This film has more comedy, a good story, and great fight sequences. Also, this film is nowhere near as violent as Temple of Doom, because of all the backlash that movie got for how…

Indiana Jones and The Temple of Doom

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom DVD Intro: Trailers & Music Links: Non-Spoiler Rundown: So here we go again, this time with the prequel to Raiders. Yup. This movie takes place before the events of Raiders of the Lost Ark. Why? No clue. It just does. The plot? Indiana Jones (Harrison Ford) escapes a…

Indiana Jones and The Raiders of The Lost Ark

Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark Let’s start by showing y’all trailers and intros, shall we? DVD Intro: Ark Face-Melting Scene: Behind the Scenes FX Melting: Spoiler-Free Rundown: Okay so where do I even start… This movie is PG. Let me say that again: PG. And yet this is one of the…

Spiderman Far From Home

Spiderman Far From Home: Let’s start off with the trailers enjoy So the plot of this movie is we start off with Nick Fury and Maria Hill at some town thats destroyed and abandoned and then this random man spawns out of nowhere….a guy named Mysterio….(played by Jake Gyllenhaal) (yeah a bizzare yet nice casting…