Author: Jarrod Reviews

The Grinch (2018)

The Grinch (2018) 🎄🐐 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 📽️ — Non-Spoiler Plot Rundown Ok, I don’t need to bore you with the same details — it’s the same How the Grinch Stole Christmas plot you already know from the original and Jim Carrey versions… except this time, Illumination (Despicable Me,…

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How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000 Film)

🎄 How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000) – Review 🎄 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? Also, this is a universal movie, so u know what that means? Que Universal Theme! — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Rundown This is the live-action Grinch, with Jim Carrey in full green fur and pure chaos mode….

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How the Grinch Stole Christmas (1966)

🎄💚 How the Grinch Stole Christmas! (1966) – Review 💚🎄 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 🎥✨ — 📜 Non-Spoiler Rundown This 30-minute animated TV special is the most faithful adaptation of Dr. Seuss’ original book — way more accurate than any later versions. Narrated by Boris Karloff (yes, Frankenstein’s monster himself)…

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The Santa Clauses Season 1 (2022)

🎅 The Santa Clauses – Season 1 🎄🛷 Firstly, ain’t nobody asked for this. This series just came out of nowhere more than a decade after The Santa Clause 3, which wrapped up the films pretty definitively. And yet… here we are. Against all odds, I was genuinely surprised at how much it still felt…

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The Santa Clause 3 (The Escape Clause)

🎅❄️ The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause (2006) – Review ❄️🎅 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 📽️🍿 — 📝 Non-Spoiler Plot Rundown Scott Calvin is juggling being Santa Claus, a husband to Carol, and an expectant father 🎄👶. But when the mischievous Jack Frost decides he wants the big red…

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The Santa Clause 2

🎅 The Santa Clause 2 (2002) Review Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 — Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Eight years after becoming Santa, Scott Calvin’s got the job down… but now the “Mrs. Clause” throws a wrench in his candy-cane-perfect life. If he doesn’t get married by Christmas Eve, he’ll stop being…

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Scooby Doo on Zombie Island

Scooby-Doo on Zombie Island (1998) 🧟‍♂️🐾 “The movie that gave kids nightmares… and gave me my love for zombies.” — 🎥 Trailers Let’s start with showing you all the trailers, shall we? — 📝 Non-Spoiler Review If you haven’t visited this film yet, you’re missing out. This isn’t your average Scooby-Doo mystery where it’s “Old…

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Tron Legacy (2010

⚡👾 Tron: Legacy (2010) 🎇 “Will this film be authentic to the vision of Tron—or just a glitch in the system?” So I’ve been meaning to get around to this 2010 film for a while now… and hey, let’s start the right way: here are the trailers. Enjoy. Oh, and in case you forgot—yeah, this…

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Justice League

🪦 Theatrical Cut Review — aka “The Josstice League” 🧠 Opening Thoughts: Okay, look—I’m keeping this one short. Why? Because we all know this movie is a trainwreck. And more importantly, because Zack Snyder’s Justice League exists now, and this… this just feels like the decaying skeleton of what could’ve been. I have zero desire…

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Justice League Snyder Cut

Gotta start off by saying: my god, this version is light-years better than the 2018 mess. Forget that Frankenstein-cut of a movie—this is the real deal. The affirmative version. The one that actually feels like a complete film. Also…#RestoreTheSnyderVerseBecause now people are begging for Justice League 2 and 3, and honestly? Same. I’m keeping the…

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