ParaNorman (2012)

👻 ParaNorman (2012) Review “The Boy Who Saw Dead People” — 🎥 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Norman Babcock (Kodi Smit-McPhee) is a boy with a strange gift: he can see and talk to ghosts. That sounds cool, but in his small town, it makes him…

Scooby-Doo Return To Zombie Island (2019)

Scooby-Doo! Return to Zombie Island (2019) From Gothic Horror Masterpiece to Soulless, Corporate Slop — 🎬 Trailer Let’s start with showing you the trailer, shall we? Yeah if ur rubbed off the wrong way just by this trailer, then this film will do nothing for y’all. — 📝 Non-Spoiler Thoughts This movie is a betrayal….

Marvel Rivals/Marvel Zombies (2024-2025)

🎮 Marvel Rivals (2024) “Heroes, Villains, and Lag: A Comic Book Shooter That Actually Works” — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Okay, so Marvel Rivals isn’t about “plot” the way Doctor Sleep or IT is. This is a hero shooter — think Overwatch, but Marvel-ified,…

Ernest Scared Stupid (1991)

🎃 Ernest Scared Stupid (1991) Campy Chaos Done Right Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎬 Trailers 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview So, cards on the table — I’ve said before (and I stand by it) that Ernest Saves Christmas was the first and only Ernest movie I’d ever watched. That still counts…

Coraline (2009)

🧵 Coraline (2009) Review 🧵 “Buttons, Tunnels, and Trauma” 🎥 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — 🌀 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Coraline follows Coraline Jones (Dakota Fanning), a curious and stubborn little girl who moves into a new house with her distracted parents. She stumbles upon a small hidden door in the…

Its The Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown (1966)

🎃 It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown (1966) 🎃 “A Halloween tradition that’s equal parts sweet, sad, and timelessly funny.” — 🎥 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — 🏢 Studio & Style Produced by Bill Melendez Productions and Lee Mendelson Film Productions, this special continues the Peanuts tradition of translating Charles…

Scary Godmother (2003)

Scary Godmother: Halloween Spooktacular (2003) Review 🎃👻 “A fever dream wrapped in low-poly skeleton bones.” Let’s start by showing y’all the trailer, shall we? 🎬 — 🎨 Who Made This Thing?This isn’t your typical Halloween special. Scary Godmother was adapted from Jill Thompson’s children’s books/graphic novels, and then in 2003, Mainframe Entertainment (yep, the ReBoot…

Hotel Transylvania 4 (2022)

🏨 Hotel Transylvania: Transformania (2022) Review “A franchise that overstayed its welcome.” — Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 Trailers The trailers promised one last gimmick: monsters turning into humans, humans turning into monsters. A role-reversal comedy with high stakes for Dracula, Jonathan, and the gang. But even in marketing, it…

Hotel Transylvania 3 Summer Vacation (2018)

🚢 Hotel Transylvania 3: Summer Vacation (2018) Review “Cruising toward mediocrity.” — Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 Trailers The trailers promised a colorful twist: monsters leaving the safety of the hotel for a luxury cruise. A fresh setting, a new romance for Dracula, and vacation chaos were teased — but…

Hotel Transylvania 2 (2015)

🏨 Hotel Transylvania 2 (2015) Review “Even monsters have in-law problems.” — Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 Trailers The trailers promised bigger family chaos: Dracula as a grandpa, Jonathan adjusting to monster life, and a half-human/half-vampire kid shaking up the status quo. And unlike many sequels, this one actually delivered…