Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga’Hoole (2010)

Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga’Hoole (2010) 🦉 “Because nothing says ‘kids’ movie’ like owl fascists and sibling trauma.” — ⚠️ Warning: This review discusses war, brainwashing, and betrayal — and yes, even though it’s an animated movie about owls, it gets surprisingly dark. If you’re expecting Happy Feet, you’re in the wrong…

Ender,s Game (2013

🌌 Ender’s Game (2013) 🚀 Or, as most people remember it: “The grumpy Harrison Ford movie with Ben Kingsley in face tattoos.” — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? Literally the only good thing about this movie is this trailer. — Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Based on Orson Scott Card’s classic sci-fi novel,…

Peter Rabbit 2 The Runnawyas (2021)

🐇 Peter Rabbit 2: The Runaway (2021) “Peter Corden 2: The Even Less Funny Sequel” 🐇🎬 — 🎥 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Peter Rabbit returns — this time dealing with “being labeled the bad rabbit” after the first film made him, well, kind of a…

Peter Rabbit (2018)

🐇 Peter Rabbit (2018) “Hopelessly Modernized” — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview This isn’t Beatrix Potter’s Peter Rabbit. Not even close. Instead, it’s a hyperactive, self-aware, modernized take where Peter (voiced by James Corden) and his rabbit crew wage a Looney Tunes-style war against Mr….

Paddington 2 (2017)

Paddington 2 (2017) 🐻✨ 🐻🍊✨ The Bear Who Went to Jail for… Marmalade? — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 🎬 — Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Our favorite marmalade-loving bear returns, still living happily with the Brown family in London. Paddington (voiced by Ben Whishaw) wants to buy Aunt Lucy the perfect birthday…

Paddington (2014)

Paddington (2014) 🐻✨ “Please look after this bear, and his marmalade” — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Adapted from Michael Bond’s beloved children’s book series, Paddington (2014) is one of those rare family films that nails the impossible balance: it’s wholesome and hilarious, charming and absurd, heartfelt…

IT: Welcome to Derry (2025) — Episode 2

🎈 IT: Welcome to Derry (2025) — Episode 2 “America? No. This is Derry.” Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? ⚠️ Content WarningThis episode of Welcome to Derry (Episode 2) dives headfirst into some seriously heavy stuff — racism, racial violence, institutional corruption, child trauma, and psychological manipulation. It also includes disturbing…

Only Murders In The Building Season 5 (2025)

Only Murders in the Building — Season 5 (2025) “Secrets, high rollers, and the Arconia’s fight for its soul.” Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Also here’s the iconic theme song. — 🕵️‍♀️ Non-Spoiler Plot Overview A funeral, a finger, and a fountain. Season 5 opens with the death of beloved doorman…

Daddys Home (2015)

Daddy’s Home (2015) Stepdad vs. Dad: The custody battle of comedy 🤦‍♂️👨‍👩‍👧 — 🎬 Trailers Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? They sell this as a goofy “stepdad vs. dad” rivalry comedy — and that’s exactly what you get. — 📜 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Brad Whitaker (Will Ferrell) is a mild-mannered radio…

Kickin It (2011-2015)

Kickin’ It (2011–2015) Review “Hi-ya to heart — the dojo comedy that kicked its way into Disney XD history.” — Lets start by showing y’all the theme song shall we? 🎵 Theme Song The Kickin’ It theme song is catchy as heck — exactly what you want from a Disney XD action-comedy. Upbeat, high-energy, and…