Black Christmas (2019) 🎄🔪 “The remake that tried to say something… and said nothing.” 🎬 Let’s Start by Showing Y’all the Trailers, Shall We? Since this is a Universal film, Y’all know what that means? Cue the Universal Logo! ⚠️ Content Warning This movie deals with assault themes, cult imagery, and violence.It’s also… incredibly messy…
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Black X-Mas (2006)
🎄🩸 Black X-Mas (2006) Subtlety? Never heard of her. Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 🎬 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview This is the extremely gory, aggressively 2000s remake of the classic Black Christmas — except instead of psychological dread and creepy phone calls, this one says: > “What if we replaced ALL…
Black Christmas (1974)
Black Christmas (1974) 🎄An OG slasher that walked so every horror movie after it could sprint. — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — ⚠️ Warning This film has disturbing phone calls, violence, stalking, and that nasty 70s grime-horror vibe. Not for everyone. — 📦 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Before Michael Myers.Before…
Christmas Bloody Christmas (2022)
🎄🔪 Christmas Bloody Christmas (2022) When Santa upgrades from milk and cookies to murder and carnage. — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 🎬 — ⚠️ Warning This movie is loud, vulgar, neon-drenched, soaked in alcohol and attitude, and absolutely not for everyone.If you don’t like abrasive characters, grindhouse vibes, or metal-album…
The Mean One (2022)
The Mean One (2022) 🎄🔪 “The Grinch, but make it public domain panic mode” — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 Trailer Yep, this thing had a trailer, and it was every bit as “Oh, they didn’t get the rights” as you’d expect. They tiptoed so hard around the word Grinch…
Stranger Things Season 2 (2017
Stranger Things – Season 2 Review 🧇🎃 Since Season 5 is releasing soon in 3 parts, I thought I’d re-tackle the first 4 seasons to ride the hype. — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? Also here’s the iconic opening theme. Since season 5 has officially arrived, I decided to revisit…
Daddy’s Home 2 (2017)
Daddy’s Home 2 (2017) When Christmas turns into a family reunion nobody asked for 🎄😬 — 🎬 Trailers Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? They set the stage for what is basically Daddy’s Home cranked up to full-blown Christmas chaos. — 📜 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview The sequel picks up after the uneasy…
IT: Welcome to Derry (2025) — Episode 7
🎈 IT: Welcome to Derry (2025) — Episode 7 Review 🎥 Let’s Start by Showing Y’all the Trailers, Shall We? — 📌 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Episode 7 is the moment Welcome to Derry stops teasing and fully embraces horror. The episode opens with a historical flashback revealing the inspiration for Pennywise’s clown identity, then cuts…
The Nutcracker and the Four Realms (2018)
The Nutcracker and the Four Realms (2018) “A movie so pretty you almost forget nothing actually happens.” 🎞️ Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 🎄 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview This is Disney’s attempt to take the classical Nutcracker ballet and turn it into a big-budget fantasy epic.Keyword: attempt. The story follows Clara,…
The Nutcracker 3D (2010)
The Nutcracker in 3D (2010) 🎄🐭💀 The one Christmas film that belongs in the uncanny valley graveyard — 📺 Trailers Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 🎬 — 🏭 Who Made This? This disaster came out in 2010, directed by Andrei Konchalovsky. Supposedly it was based on The Nutcracker and the Mouse…
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