Kingsmen The Golden Circle (2017)

Kingsman: The Golden Circle (2017) 🍔 Or: The One That Made Me Never Want to Eat a Burger Again — 🎬 Let’s start with showing y’all the trailers, shall we? The trailers made this look like another stylish, cheeky, British spy romp—Eggsy in his suit, gadgets galore, Channing Tatum front and center as the cool…

Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015)

Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015) 🕴️ Or: The Perfect Cocktail of Action, Absurdity, and Exploding Heads — 🎬 Let’s start with showing y’all the trailers, shall we? The trailers promised a fresh, stylish, slightly unhinged spy movie — and for once, that’s exactly what we got. Kingsman: The Secret Service takes the tired James Bond…

SpongeBob SquarePants: Titans of the Tide (2025)

SpongeBob SquarePants: Titans of the Tide (2025) “When Cutting the Line Turns Into Cutting Reality in Half” 🌊👻⚔️ — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥🍿 — Non-Spoiler Plot Overview 🧽⚓ It all begins on “Extra Special Offer Day” at the Krusty Krab. The Flying Dutchman is waiting patiently in line like…

Wicked: For Good (2025)

Wicked: For Good (2025) Are we all wicked yet?Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 🎬✨ Warning ⚠️, if some y’all dont like anything relating to propaganda or find the subject of it to be uncomfortable then this film might not be for you, just warning y’all. I also wanna quickly mention, people…

Bolt (2008)

Bolt (2008) 🐶 The Dog, the Myth, the Super-Bark — 🎬 Trailer Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Bolt is Disney’s meta spin on the superhero genre, told through the eyes of an adorable white shepherd. The twist? Bolt thinks he’s actually a super-dog with heat vision,…

Beverly Hills Chihuahua 3: Viva la Fiesta! (2012)

Beverly Hills Chihuahua 3: Viva la Fiesta! (2012) 🐶 From Warrior Dogs to… Doggy Spa Packages — 🎬 Trailer Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Chloe, Papi, and the whole Chihuahua family move into a luxury dog-friendly hotel. Instead of robberies or Aztec temples, the story centers…

Beverly Hills Chihuahua 2 (2011)

Beverly Hills Chihuahua 2 (2011) 🐶 From Papi’s Love Poems to Delgado’s Trauma Dump — 🎬 Trailer Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview The sequel drops the Aztec warrior lore (probably too expensive) and swaps it for “puppies and family values.” Chloe and Papi are now parents…

Beverly Hills Chihuahua (2008)

Beverly Hills Chihuahua (2008) 🐶 The Chihuahuas Will Rise — and So Will Your Eyebrows — 🎬 Trailers Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview On paper, it’s “rich lady’s spoiled Chihuahua gets lost in Mexico and has to find her way home.” In practice, it’s a Disney…

Marley and Me (2008)

🐶 Marley & Me (2008) Review – Emotional Blackmail: The Movie Trailers 🎥 Let’s start with showing you all the trailers, shall we? If you only watched the trailer, you’d think this was a fun rom-com with Jennifer Aniston and Owen Wilson trying to raise a wild puppy. All slapstick. All “Marley chews the couch,…

Cats & Dogs: The Revenge of Kitty Galore (2010)

🐾 Cats & Dogs: The Revenge of Kitty Galore (2010) Review Trailers 🎥 Let’s start with showing you all the trailers, shall we? Warner Bros tried to sell this as “bigger, louder, more 3D!!” Dogs in jetpacks, pigeons with attitude, Bette Midler hamming it up as a shaved evil cat. It looked less like a…