Lego Star Wars Rebuild The Galaxy

🎥Let’s start by showing yall the trailers shall we?

💥 Messa Gonna Hurt Yuosa! Omg it’s Darth Jar Jar!

Also who remembers this? Sorry that’s been a recurring question within each these Lego special reviews, but anyways thats right Darth Jar Jar is official.

📺 the jar jar extended universe (yes, really)

I guess how we can consider this clip from Robot Chicken as Canon,

“Oh yessa yes Palpy, yousa manipulated me.”

Or this iconic scene from Revenge of the Sith: How It Should Have Ended
(Skip to 2:45)

“Ooohhh hessa not the lord of the Sith, messa the lord of the Sith!”

And now? Darth Jar Jar has even landed his way into Fortnite:

🌀 wait it’s a multiverse story? (but this one works)

Also yes this special does deal with the Multiverse, so if ur getting sick and tired of that, I recommend u check this one out because it handles it perfectly.

📦 What’s the plot rundown?

Well, in this multiversal story we follow our main character Sig and his brother Dev, who are Nerf-Herders (no, not an insult like Leia called Han in Empire Strikes Back). These two are literal Nerf-Herders.

Yeah, the references in this show are amazing.

So anyways, one day Sig finds this blue glowing corner piece in a cave, which is being guarded by Jedi Bob, who’s a LEGO Jedi that appeared in an old LEGO set. The Jedi didn’t have a name, but the fan base coined the name Jedi Bob.

Anyway, Sig is happy with his life, but Dev wants to find his own purpose and go on and adventure.

🧱 When the galaxy breaks like a badly built LEGO set

Anyways, when Sig takes out the corner piece, the entire galaxy rebuilds itself and warps around. For example:

Hoth gets turned into a lava planet
Geonosians become Jedi
Death Star becomes a drive-through diner
Admiral Ackbar is now clones: The Attack of the Ackbars
The imperial AT-ATs become Rebellion AT-ATs
Tatooine becomes a beach resort—mainly Mos Eisley Spaceport becomes Mos Eisley Morena
One my favorite changes to the galaxy has to do with the planet Crait, where we see the infamous scene of that rebel touching the floor and licking his finger and saying salt, 5hen the galaxy changes and instead he licks his finger and says pepper.

🏄‍♂️ Surfer Luke ain’t buying it

And Luke Skywalker has become a surfer bro dude, and that’s the first person Sig and Bob try to recruit. The way Sig tries to get Luke on their side definitely didn’t sell it. Here’s Luke’s reaction:

“Uh, let me see if I have this right. In your galaxy, my dad is mostly evil until he turns good for like five minutes and then dies, my own nephew betrays me and kills most of my best friends, and I spend decades alone on an island with something called Porgs because I get super sad, and then I come back and use the Force so hard that it kills me? And you want me to help you? That’s really your pitch? (Chuckles) Sorry, hard pass.”

LEGO Bob

“Good job Sig, you really sold it.”

🦹‍♂️ Introducing the Sith squad (And yes, Jar Jar again)

I mean, if someone told me that about me from another galaxy, I too wouldn’t want to help. Well, too bad for them because this evil black Millennium Falcon (which has a Death Star laser cannon instead of a satellite) comes down nearby and we see several Sith Lords such as:

Sith Lord Kit Fisto
Sith Lord Jawa
Sith Lord Dev
Darth Rey
An evil C-3PO with red eyes and a black arm
And finally, Darth Jar Jar

“Messa Gonna Hurt Yuosa.”

Sorry to burst y’all’s bubbles—he’s barely in this spinoff. He gets all of what, 2 minutes of screen time? Here’s all the footage of him:

Oh, sorry, not 2 minutes—I meant 50 seconds.

Yeah, because that’s so much better.

Bright side: at least Ahmed Best got to reprise his role as Jar Jar.

I’m glad he was given a second chance. Heck, even Mark Hamill and Billy D return to their roles in this series.

🧑‍🚀 Who’s who in this weirdo galaxy?

Oh, if you’re wondering where Lando’s at—we’ll get to that in spoilers. But in this galaxy, get this:

Maul is the new Lando (uhhhhh)
Vader, the Emperor, Cad Bane, and Jabba are Jedi Masters. Even the Emperor as a master still scolds Vader. They also use a Jawa sandcrawler as their home
The Resistance consists of General Grievous, Yoda, and Mace Windu
Han became the new Greedo, and Greedo became the new Han—and he’s dating Leia (ehhhh)

🛠️ Questions. Questions. And more Questions.

Anyways, Darth Dev wants the corner piece to use it to build the galaxy in his own image. So will he get the corner piece? Or will the heroes restore the galaxy back to the way it was? All will be revealed in the spoilers.

👬 Wait did he just call me “brother”?

For now, let’s get the rating out of the way. Overall—heck yeah, I absolutely recommend checking this special out. It’s absolutely hilarious.

For example, there’s a running gag in this show where Darth Dev keeps unironically calling Sig “Brother.” Then Sig gets all cheerful and says, “Wait did u call me brother? Yes I knew it!” And Darth Dev would say, “No I didn’t mean it like that, ugh!”

It had me laughing out loud on the floor a few times. Good job Disney and LEGO—you got me laughing at stupid Star Wars callbacks and puns. Also, I really like they used the same stop-motion style here as they did for The LEGO Movie.

So overall, I’ll give LEGO Rebuild the Galaxy a solid 10/10. Please go check it out.

⚠️ Warning: spoilers ahead y’all been warned ⚠️

So what happens in the finale of this series? Well, in a final battle against Darth Dev to prevent him from getting the corner piece, the gang tries to get the piece back into its little position in the wall to fix the galaxy and make it go back to the way things were.

And not where Luke is a surfer dude and Maul is Lando or Han is Greedo. So they finally get the corner piece back in its corner… so does it do anything? Absolutely not.

Nope—seems Sig is stuck in this new galaxy, which I guess isn’t a bad thing because this means he can go on his own adventures.

🎯 End credits surprise: the bounty hunt begins

Now we’ve got to talk about the final ending shot where we see Darth Rey recruiting a bounty hunter to hunt down Sig.

Which leads to one of my favorite moments that always makes me laugh. The Mandalorian comes out of the shadows and he has Billy D. Williams’ voice. He says, as he’s taking off his mask: “They call me the Lando-Lorian.”

Hahahahahahahahhaa the Lando-Lorian? Good grief, why am I finding the most stupidest line the funniest?