Patrick Star Show: Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we?

Where do I even begin with this show? Also, what is this the umpteenth Spongebob Squarepants spinoff?

Y’all should be ashamed over at those companies, Stephen Hillenburg is probably rolling in his grave right now.

So what’s the plot rundown? Ha ha, plot, that’s funny. Nah nah this show doesn’t have a plot.

Essentially this is just one giant pile of absurdity, let me give y’all an example by talking about episode 1 then u will know why I instantly Quit.

If this beginning doesn’t tell u how dumb this show is then idk what will, so Patrick Star now has a family who we’ve never heard about before and a little sister who’s a squid, don’t remember him having a small squid sister.

BTW this show takes place in the timeline before Spongebob gets a job at the Krusty Krab, ohh goodie.

So the opening of this show opens up with Patrick walking up and falling out of his bed which is attached to the ceiling for some reason, then he launches himself into the restroom.

Where he pulls out a double toothbrush out of his drawer, then he squeezes what I think is toothpaste or Whipping cream on it, then puts a cherry on it. Then proceeds to clean out his eyeballs with it!

Uhhhhhh, then he goes down to the kitchen to open up the fridge to make himself something to eat because his family ate breakfast without him.

And what does he find inside his fridge? A medieval castle hallway with a knight running towards him, holding an axe and trying to swing it!

Yeah, I’m done, this show isn’t for me. I think I also lost 10 IQ points just watching this opening.

Also, he runs his own show, which his sister records him doing. What does this show consist of? Other nonsense just utter nonsense.

To give y’all one more idea of how absurd this show is, there’s an episode where Patrick sits down to watch TV, but the remote gets somewhere lost under the couch, so he puts a rope around his waist and goes into this giant fleshy tunnel of garbage.

Because why not, of course, the Patrick show has a small world in between their couch, which makes perfect sense. But I hope this has given y’all an idea of what this show is like.

Also, I’ve stopped liking Patrick a long time ago, not because he’s annoying, no it’s because he’s just abysmal to Spongebob more often than not, and somehow Spongebob considers him a friend? Yeah sure.

Anyway let’s get the rating out of the way now so we can just move one, overall this show is gonna get a 0/10 for me, sorry. No wait I’m not sorry, Nickelodeon plz just stop. This franchise has gone on too long.