Venom The Last Dance

Venom The Last Dance:

Ohhhh boy, yep the 3rd and supposedly final Venom movie has been released. So after watching this film does this film save this Trilogy? Does this film warrant its Trilogy?

Hell to the freaking no it ain’t. Folks, how do I explain this, if u thought Venom 1 and 2 weren’t great? Trust me this 3rd film won’t do anything for u.

But if u did like the last 2 films then maybe this will be for u. I liked the first film, but hated the second film, how do I feel about Venom 3 The Last Dance? It’s mediocre, yeah that’s the best way I can put it.

Without getting into spoilers yet I will say this, the film had potential but squandered most of it. Remember Detective Mulligan from Venom Let There Be Carnage? He’s wasted.

Remember that end credit tease in Spiderman No Way Home? Yeah, that’s wasted of course. I mean we already knew that because we saw that film.

BTW this film is the first time we get Knull the god of Symbiotes in this film, yeah donr have ur expectations too high. U will be sorely disappointed. He is vaguely in this film, it feels like he was added into this film at the last minute, plus he feels like a setup for future films.

I kid u not his scenes consists of his head bent down and him basically saying.

“I’m Knull, I’m evil I will escape my prison. U henchmen go get so and so for me”

“Darn my plan A failed, well time for plan B. But I will do something one day u will see”

Yeah with stellar scenes like that it makes u wonder how Sony hasn’t failed as a company yet.

So now let’s get the rating out of the way so we can get into spoilers and break down this film.

Overall I don’t recommend going to see this film in theatres, y’all aren’t missing much. Just wait till this comes out on streaming or is available to rent. The issue for me with these 3 Venom movies is they feel like schmuck films with horrendous writing.

At best they are entertaining, or at worst (cough cough, Let There Be Carnage) the series feels like an insult, especially to comic book fans.

Also, Sony u really need to stop with this Spider-Less Marvel universe, ain’t No one coming to these films such as

Venom

Venom Let There Be Carnage

Morbius

Madame Webb

Venom The Last Dance

Kraven

Wanting to watch these films without Spiderman in them. The hell kinda decision was this anyway? Hey let’s make a Marvel universe with some of Spiderman’s iconic villains (some because Morbius is a nothing of a character) but without Spiderman ever mentioned or shown.

Yeah, I’m sure fans will totally be happy, SMH, btw 2 movies in and no Venom does not get the white symbol on his chest. What a missed opportunity that was.

Also as stated I blame us as fans, because we gave Sony the wrong idea when all unironically liked Venom 1 (which isn’t a good movie), giving Sony the completely wrong idea of them thinking yes this is what the fans want. More of these films without Spiderman ever showing up.

I mean what parallel universe are we living in where Sony keeps digressing with each Marvel film they make? Madam Webb was a bomb, Morbius was a bomb, and I’m sure Kraven will be a bomb.

Yet they keep making these films, no idk why either.

I blame people like us, no seriously I blame us. It’d because due to us paying them and giving them our money, Sony with their massive ego just randomly thought they could do no wrong and milk this franchise again without Spiderman in it.

On a side note, this film’s rating is weird, the film is PG-13 but get this there’s more blood in this film, and like quite a bit of cussing. Including 2 F-bombs. Really? So u people at Sony were fine with allowing this film to be a hard PG-13 but u didn’t allow that for Let There Be Carnage?

Or better yet they didn’t allow Let There Be Carnage to be Rated R, which is the only way to adopt the character of Carnage correctly, but get this they are making Kraven a Rated R movie.

Yep totally makes sense, let the least well known character be an R-rated film while not allowing that for the well-known characters such as Venom.

Sony get the hell out of here, y’all really don’t deserve the rights to Marvel, u need to sell the rights back to Disney and just cut ur loss.

Oh, I forgot to mention that this film was a victim of the writer’s strike, as in they wrote the script up to it and during it. Then filmed it during the strike, yeah that starts to make a whole lot of sense when u watch this film because barely anything feels coherent. Furthermore, stuff feels like they were edited at the last minute.

Heck I’m definitely certain things were cut, because during the end credits (heck during the promotion) they show us different animals as Venomized creatures.

I’m almost certain the original plan was to have Venom taking over different animals, but that was scrapped. Because all we get in this film is a Venomized horse, frog and fish. Whoopee freaking doo.

Anyway, before I Continue to get angry I’ll get the rating out of the way so we can get into spoilers, btw I won’t waste too much of our time here so I will not analyze each scene.

Btw the CGI in this film isn’t all that great, heck Venom barely appears in this film. He doesn’t ever fight in this film. For most of the film, he’s the one running away (awesome).

So overall it’s a very mediocre film, however, I must give some credit, The End Battle is one of the best that Sony has had in a long while. Granted that’s not saying a lot especially when comparing all the Sony Marvel Spider-Less films.

But still, it’s a better-end battle. So there u go movie u get 1 point from me, mission accomplish I guess?

Oh another point I can and will give this film, it’s thanks to the Post Credits I found a new favorite song to add to my Spotify playlist, the song is called “I Had Some Help” from Post Malone, here’s the link to the song.

Yeah, this is how I often find new songs to add to my Spotify, through movies or shows.

Also, I guess there’s one more point I can give this film it’s that the film feels marginally better than Let There Be Carnage. I never once felt bored through this film, were in Let There Be Carnage I was bored for most of the film.

BTW say what u will about Tom Hardy’s performance in these 3 films, u can’t deny he is one of the more saving graces of this Trilogy. Now granted he’s definitely not playing the role comic book accurately so that might annoy u.

Final compliment I will give this film, the Knull stuff intrigued me. They seemed to put quite a bit behind the lore to get it as accurate as possible. Granted that’s not saying much when Knull has like 2 to 3 minutes of screen time but still.

Also, there’s a post-credit scene and an end credits scene, none of which are worth sitting through. Trust me save ur time and energy, just leave as soon as the credits start.

The mid-credit scene is boring.

The end credit scene is a joke.

I’ll explain them in spoilers.

Also side note I agree with a YouTuber, specifically this YouTuber named Jermey Jahns.

As he says near the end of the video, the film could probably be retitled to Venom Things Happen.

Yeah he’s not wrong, that’s definitely a fitting title for this film, things definitely just happen.

Ain’t nothing cohesive in this film, actually come to think of It this entire Trilogy just keeps getting incoherent and just becomes fuzzy. It’s dumb action shluck, that feels like it came out of the early 2000s, in all the wrong ways keep in mind.

There are also some Inconsistencies in this film, as in If u thought of the script for more than 5 min the script just fell apart.

Oh one more thing, for a final Venom movie they really ended the film with him fighting henchmen, yep that’s the big baddie they thought would be perfect to end this Trilogy on. Have Venom fight against generic henchmen go the main bad guy who never shows up in person.

Plz again can we stop with these films? I’m just done at this point.

So overall I’ll give Venom The Last Dance a solid 3.5/10. Warning spoilers ahead y’all been warned.

So this film opens up with Knull (voiced by Andy Serkis), and his head is bent down while trapped in this symbiote planet prison (in case y’all don’t know, I recommend looking up the origin of Knull).

Also here’s a description of what Knull looks like, he has white long hair, pale skin, red demonic eyes, a big smile with rows of teeth like a symbiote, he wears black armor made of symbiote, he has a sword called the necro-sword, he has a cape and finally a red dragon symbol on his chest.

Granted it looks more like a spider symbol, but that’s neither here nor there.

Anyway, he sends out these spider-like gigantic symbiote creatures, no idk what the difference between them and the symbiotes is. Also if he’s trapped in a prison why the hell would they allow Knull to send out tropes to get this key for him called the codex?

Anyway, we pick up where the end credits of No Way Home left off. Except for some reason, they altered that scene for some reason, such as they cut out Eddie saying Spiderman. And when he gets teleported back home there isn’t this bright yellow flash like at the end of No Way Home.

Instead, he gets yanked back through a portal. Like Sony didn’t get the rights to the Doctor Strange portal design and made their own..

Anyway, he gets teleported back to his universe at the same bar with a bartender who looks the same and is played by the same actor (played by Cristo Fernández). Anyways there is one piece of dialog here I like, Venom says “I’m sick and tired of this Multiverse shit”.

U and me both dude, u and me both. Also funny thing, this is now the 2nd comic book movie this year to poke fun at the whole Multiverse shtick. And I’m starting to think they are correct.

Anyway after Venom decides to make Eddie Brock some more alcohol even though he just drank at a bar in the MCU and is now hungover.

Him making alcohol with these sporadic movements. I’m sorry I gotta ask, do y’all really and I mean really like this interpretation of Venom/Eddie? Him acting with this sporadic movement as If he’s a marinate puppet on strings?

It worked for me in the first film when at first Venom was trying to take over, plus they barely do any of that sporadic movement. But come to the second film and this film they ampt up the sporadic marinate puppet movement.

To the point, I sat back and said ohhhh this is their shtick they are gonna continue with? Got it.

Anyways he sees on the news that’s fully in English (keep in mind he’s in Mexico), oh yeah that totally checks out. That he’s a wanted fugitive for the murder of Detective Mulligan. So he plans to go to New York City to find this judge he has dirt on, to force him to clear his name.

Ok, u cannot tell me this was the original script for this film, especially since over a month ago Tom Hardy was spotted in New York doing these reshoots. Somewhere somehow they altered the script drastically.

Anyway, I’m gonna do a summary of things that happened for a while.

• Eddie saves some dogs from being locked in cages and we’re gonna be used for dog fighting. Yep, Venom and Eddie draw the line there, plus Venom needed to fest on some humans.

• One of Knull’s spider creatures finds its way in Mexico but can’t seem to track the codex. That’s odd.

• The government is after Eddie Brock, so our generic angry general who’s played by Chiwetel Ejiofor, yes that guy from Doctor Strange. Anyways he plays a general named Rex Strictland (pffft u definitely right with that, he is strict).

Anyway he comes to the bar and takes this piece of symbiote that Venom left behind into a vile. He and his men then take the bartender with them because he got info I guess?

Also, this scientist lady named Dr. Payne (played by Juno Temple) is having these nightmares of her and her brother on a beach talking about their future. How her brother wanted to be an astronaut or something like that, but that day a lightning storm came and they ran and held hands.

The lightning hit both of them, killing the brother instantly and paralyzing Payne’s entire left side yikes.

Now are u wondering who the hell is this Dr. Payne and why is she given an important back story in the so-called final installment in this Venom Trilogy? Yeah, ain’t that a great question. Sorry to spoil it for u but I don’t have the answers to that.

Anyway, she gets called into Area 51 (it’s gonna be demolished soon because too many tourists go there) (uh huh sure, to me, that felt like the most shoe-horned thing in this film, well that and another scene but we will get there soon).

• They go to this underground area called Area 55, where the general says something completely corny/cringe. Payne says this place is untraceable to the common folks. So the general says “E.T. will not be phoning home here” Oooooff I think I got a cramp just saying that.

• Anyway down here they test symbiotes and all that also they have Detective Mulligan, they injected him with a symbiote to save his life.

Yeah, so that symbiote that merged with him at the end of the 2nd film abandoned him. So we don’t even get Toxin in this film, what we get is this green symbiote with a snake body. Who’s only objective is to do exposition dumping to the military people.

Wow, I’m so glad u brought back Detective Mulligan (played by Stephen Graham) what a completely necessary addition to this film, btw Remember how I said that saved his life by injecting him with a symbiote? Yeah, save that in ur mind for a short bit.

BTW there’s another scientist lady who I forget her name. But all u need to know about her is she has a Christmas tree pin on her, in the middle of July. Heck, even the general points that out.

I don’t disagree with him, it’s really weird. Also, I just looked up the cast and the actress’s character she plays is labeled as Christmas. Wow just wow, guess that tells u enough of how much of a nothing of a character she is. But somehow she’s important I guess? Nah nah she’s not.

• Anyways Eddie takes a flight on a plane, as in his holding on the side of the plane. He also pokes fun at Tom Cruise and says how can Tom Cruise do this? So as soon as Eddie goes full Venom mode. That spider creature senses Venom and jumps directly on top of the plane from the ground. As If it has springs for legs.

Anyway Venom tells Eddie he has to go back into Eddie, which causes Eddie to be yanked off the plane but Venom saves him by making a parachute. Also poor Eddie he loses a shoe (actually scratch that this is his second pair of shoes he lost, the first pair got torn by a dog he saved, these pair of shoes or cowboy boots that he stole from the dog fighting people).

Yeah, there’s a running gag? If u can call it a gag, where Eddie keeps losing a pair of shoes. Heck, I know I’m getting ahead of myself here but near the end of the second act when the military comes and takes him away from Las Vegas, they knock him out with an electric staff.

But he has enough energy to say “Ugh my shoes”.

What a funny joke, many of us laughed, no sorry let me rephrase that many of us left. Yep, that seems more accurate.

Anyway Venom explains to Eddie about Knull, and how he’s after this codex that Eddie has inside him all because this codex was created when Venom merged with Eddie at the end of the first film when Eddie was near death, to save him. Which caused this codex in Venom.

So now Venom can’t fully come out throughout this film, only pop out his back with horrific to mediocre looking CGI throughout this film, or as I like to call this Plot Contrivance to save a budget for ur 3rd act.

• Oh also there’s a family of hippies who are riding to Area 51, yeah if this film is already sounding like a mess. Don’t worry it doesn’t get better from here, btw they accidentally run over small pieces and bits of the giant spider, which falls out of the sky.

Because the alien got shredded through the plane jet, btw I was thinking we would see Venom having to find a way to save the folks on the plane but nope guess not. Guess they are just doomed to crash and die, they are never brought up again.

Plz keep that thought in ur mind for now, because trust me this film doesn’t even keep up with it’s own logistics in script writing.

Anyways the alien rebuilds it’s as if it’s the freaking Terminator.

• they locate a horse, Eddie asks Venom how fast can he control the horse without eating it….Venom takes over the horse and Eddie is riding the Venomized horse all the while bitching and complain that Venom is a dick.

Wow, true friends aren’t I right? Were supposed to by they are friends, also guess what else? All 3 of these films happened in the span of 1 year. 1 year! Ohhh sure it did.

So eventually they make it to a river where the military come and attack them with some sonic blast guns, to separate Venom from the horse.

Eddie is being dragged by the current of the river all the while some soldiers trying to grab ahold of him, Venom is trying to make his way to Venom. He takes over a fish! Yeah, a freaking fish, then a frog. Oh wow, there u go that’s all we’re gonna get.

Anyways Eddie ends up killing a soldier who aims a gun at him, Eddie is distraught about this. Don’t worry he gets over it very quickly, right so he’s distraught about this murder but isn’t distraught that they left a plan full of innocent people including kids to die?

Do u see what I mean by Inconsistency? Anyways eventually that spider alien comes into the mix once Venom fully comes out. The alien starts attacking the men, what I mean by that is he eats the solders up and spews there blood from behind its head.

Yeah this film is PG-13, oh btw general douchebag is now pissed because 2 faceless soldiers got killed off. Yeahhhhhh.

• anyways Eddie ends up locating the hippy family who’s camping out doing a cook out. They have there hippie van next to them, also the dad who’s name is Martin (played by Rhys Ifans) btw u can tell Sony was doing shady things here. They hired the actor who played Lizard in there universe to play a different role.

As if they think they are teasing the audience by saying hey hey it’s Multiverse version eh eh, possibly.

Anyways they offer him food but as soon as Venom sees the food on the plate he sporadically tosses it away. Haha so funny, the daughter says u look like u have major serial killer vibes. Hehe hehe, ok I got a chuckle from that

They then drive him to Las Vegas because they are heading past there to go to Area 51. I kid u not during this ride they all start singing Is david Bowie’s Ground Control To Major Tom. Idk what the hell is going on anymore, all I know is I feel the same way Eddie does in this scene.

U got them singing and Venom singing the song in Eddie’s head, all while Eddie is sitting there smiling uncomfortably and saying why’s this happening to me? Yeah u and me both buddy, u and me both. Here’s the song,

• oh btw remember those supposed leaks that the small boy in this van is a young Peter Parker? Well, u can toss away those concerns because he ain’t, he’s just this random hippie family son. And get this he doesn’t want to see aliens because they are scary.

That night while they are asleep (except for the mom who’s driving), the kid wakes up and gives Eddie some chocolate, he says my family won’t allow sugar. Wow, what a boring family if u ask me, Eddie comforts the kid and says aliens don’t exist.

Hmmmmmm, so anyway they make it to Las Vegas where Martin gives Eddie 20 dollars and a pair of sandals. How nice?

• instantly Venom says let’s go to the casino I can double the money (yeah let’s see how long that lasts). But first, the guards won’t let Eddie in because he’s wearing a Hawaiian shirt and shorts? Huh, what’s wrong with that? It’s his vacation clothes.

The guy says go buy better clothes, what a prick. So Venom comes out and knocks the guy out, then sees another guard in another area pissing on the floor. Eddie goes up to the guy and the guy turns around and starts pissing on Eddie’s feet, sighhhhh.

So then Venom uses his fist to smack the guy unconscious, he steals the guy’s clothing, and is let in because he looks handsome?

Anyway he goes up to a slot machine and starts playing it. We’ll Venom does while Eddie isn’t in control, Eddie just sitting there moving his limbs like a marine puppet. Seriously do people find this funny? I ain’t laughing.

I’m just sitting there with a cold dead face all the while thinking the hell is going on? Is this what is being passed as comedy? I kid u not no one in the theatre made a chuckle or a laugh during this scene. Anyway, the scene ends with Venom kicking the machine after running out of money and asking for me.

Luckily they see Ms. Chen, she allows Eddie to wash up in her room then they Dance, yes I kid u not they dance. They dance to Abba’s Dancing Queen, sigh this movie really feels like a bunch of blah stuff happening.

Yeah, Venom decides to come out and dance with Ms. Chen while Eddie is saying when did y’all practice dancing? Ok, is it just me or does Eddie just seem depressed and miserable in these 3 films? Btw take 2 guess what this leads to. Yep that’s right the alien spider thing come launching itself into the building.

Ok hold up, is anyone else getting massive Frodo vibes with the One Ring in The LOTR? With the whole thing of every time he puts the ring on, thr Ring Wraiths can sense and see him? Great glad to see we’re stealing scripts now.

Anyways so Venom changes back to Eddie so thr thing can’t sense them, just then the military shows up and kidnaps Eddie and Venom, they separate them. Eddie says my shoes, ha ha so funny.

• anyways Eddie wakes up in a bed in a cell, across from Detective Mulligan, Eddie wonders what he’s doing there. The symbiote comes out and warns Eddie to protect the codex, anyways Christmas lady and Dr. Payne come in to ask Eddie questions.

But just then general douchebag shows up with armed men, he says this exposition is over. U 2 are fired, u no longer work here. They ask if he’s really gonna kill Eddie? Which he says yes, u heard that symbiote. Neither one can live or 1 must die or else the codex will exist forever.

So he pulls our Eddie and shoots Eddie, fuck! I hate this guy. Just then Christmas transforms into Venom, he then latches onto Eddie and saves him.

Just then the big spider creature shows up and Venom tells them to duct. Just then Detective Mulligan turns full symbiote and comes out to save the day, he says run Venom….then he gets eaten by the spider creature, oh yeah totally necessary to bring him back wouldn’t u say?

Anyway, so the third act has officially started and let me just summarize what happens.

• different people become symbiotes.

• Christmas becomes a green symbiote, get it because of the tree pin.

• The hippie family is standing on a watch tower, why are they here? Because they were just here so Venom could save them.

• The fight gets taken to the outside, and each symbiote that is still alive because the creature vaporizes the symbiotes with its mouth.

I did get a laugh from Martin, because when they see the aliens and fighting. He says “oh Fuck!” Hahahahahahah I’m sorry I find that funny, a hippy saying a cuss word, Hahahahahahah my sense of humor is dark.

• Eddie goes up to the tower to get the family down from there, Eddie reveals he has an alien in him. And the kid doesn’t panic when he sees Venom pop out of his back.

Right, and this is the same kid who says aliens are scary, right right.

• more of these creatures pop out of portals because Knull sends more.

• general douchebag finally sees the errors of his way when he realizes the symbiotes are helping out, Eddie tells the general he’s gonna lure the creature’s away.

Eddie gets on a motorcycle and rides away to lure them away.

• general douchebag gets stabbed with the tails of the creature, but he doesn’t die yet. Also, Dr. Payne drives the hippie family back to their van.

• Venom and Christmas symbiotes use the blades of a helicopter to decapitate one of the creatures but it reheals.

• Eddie gets pinned down and is almost killed by the creature, but then Martin comes up behind the creature and shoots it with a missile, he sees the creature blink at him and he runs off and says “Sorry, forgive me”

People laughed at that, including me. Oh and now he thinks aliens are stupid. He literally tells his family that aliens are dumb. Hey, that’s the smartest decision he’s made.

• anyways Eddie gets injured and close to death, Venom and Eddie crawl into a helicopter. All the while Dr. Payne and Christmas are sitting next to General douchebag who’s injured and dying.

Venom and Eddie are cornered by the creatures, so Venom tells Eddie I wanted to see Lady Liberty. Then he tells Eddie he’s gonna sacrifice himself it’s the only way to keep Eddie safe.

I won’t lie this tore at my heartstrings, I felt something. So Eddie goes out there and consumes the monsters, he turns bigger and he drags himself and the creature under this canister that is holding acid. He plans to melt him and the creatures.

He looks at the general to turn on the machine by doing his eye scanning, the general gives him a nod and goes to do it, Venom spits out Eddie and then places a metal door over Eddie to protect him.

While Venom is melting away he is telling Eddie “I won’t forget about u, don’t forget about me” and he also says “This is goodbye for now” which is what Martin told Eddie earlier when he dropped him off at Las Vegas, he told him this is goodbye for now, that’s how I see things.

I mean that’s a fair message to have ur film say, anyways while Venom is melting away, General douchebag falls onto the floor so the machine stops, so Venom lifts him up so he can continue to scan his eyes.

Then Venom starts tearing at the pillars of the containers to break them, wait if he could do that then why did he need it? U know what nevermind we’re almost done anyway.

So General douchebag does one more act of kindness, he takes a hand grenade and detonates it…which turns into a giant nuclear explosion type of explosive….I’m sorry what? Was that a hand grenade? Or a hand nuke? Because that’s not how hand grenades work.

• Anyway Dr. Payne and Christmas are hosting hands and running, but Christmas falls onto the floor so Dr. Payne uses this vile in her pocket that’s carrying a purple symbiote, she breaks it and becomes a purple symbiote named Agony.

She uses her new found powers of lightning speed to save her and Christmas, um that’s not even Agonys powers in the comics, she has the power of acid. That would be more useful to use to melt Venom and the creatures than having General douchebag do the work

Anyways Knull is screaming because his aliens died, btw how dumb is Knull? Think about it he wants the codex right? But now Venom is dead along with the codex. But he decides to have his alien spider creatures kill the rest of the symbiotes.

Why? Just why? What if u need to create a new codex, yeah can this film already end?

On a side note, if the codex is created by a symbiote merging with a dying host, it is to be used to save them. Then why the hell didn’t Detective Mulligan have a codex? Huh? Where was his codex? Do u see what I mean by the script falling apart?

Oh good, we’re almost done. So anyway Dr. Payne is now the only person with a symbiote, it’s like Sony is sitting up a Agony film but let’s be real folks, who the hell is gonna go see that? People only went to see Venom because he’s a bankable character.

He’s an iconic IP, who the hell is gonna know who Agony is? And why do we wanna go see that?

Anyways, Eddie wakes up in a hospital bed. When a general is standing near him, Eddie thinks Venom is still in him. He tries talking to him, but the general says he’s not here and he won’t be coming back.

Then he says ur all clear u have our gratitude and thanks for saving us, u can live ur new life, but if u say any of this to anyone we will lock u in a hole, enjoy ur life.

So the film ends with Eddie going to the Statue of Liberty all the while we cut to montages of the last 2 films where Eddie and Venom were best best pals I guess.

That’s if u could even call those pals, most of the screen time was just Eddie hating Venom and wanting him gone, oh yes true love there.

BTW I felt cringe while watching this scene because they played the montage to some sappy music, we could have had an emotion scene if they didn’t play sappy music.

Anyways so he gets there and says I’ll never forget about u pal, right right. Time for a tangent, I’m sorry I just got to. Seriously y’all like this interpretation of Venom? Seriously? This film thinks it’s being emotional by having Eddie saying “I’ll never forget u buddy”.

Yeah, I’m not gonna forget the fact that u ruined my career, u ruined any possible chance at having a romantic life, the fact I’m no longer a news reporter, he became a wanted person, and his name was plastered everywhere.

Even though his record was wiped clean at the end of this film, let’s be real who’s gonna wanna hire him after all this? He’s also broke in a completely different state.

Oh ah but at least he has memories of eating people’s brains, chocolate, and chicken heads. Oh and being controlled like a marinate puppet. (Aplaud, aplaud).

How do y’all like this Trilogy!? This is the most depressing Eddie Brock I think we’ve ever seen and this was the so-called high note Sony thought would be best to end on? Get the fuck out of here.

Here I thought Topher Grace’s version of Venom on Spiderman 3 was bad, no in fact plz bring him back. I’d rather have him then this sad poor shmuck.

Anyways so cut to the mid-credits scene right after the film decides to show us what the film could have had, within its end credits.

As if they are like hey hey this is what we could have added, aren’t u happy? No, I am not happy, why would u show me this if u aren’t gonna put this in ur film? Anyways so the post-credit scene is of Knull (gee wiz what a shocker).

And this time he’s sitting down (gee wiz what a shocker), but this time he’s saying ur champion has fallen. I will now be able to come and take over ur worlds, and he stares at the camera revealing this horrendous CGI pale face.

Like dude on second thought plz put that head back down, u looked better without showing ur horrible CGI face. Also, wait huh? How’s he able to just leave now? Doesn’t he need a codex? Again this film stopped carrying about its own logic.

Anyway before the end credits scene plays we get my new favorite song “I Had Some Help” from Post Malone.

BTW the end credits go on way too long, they go through 3 songs. Yeah, I wish I was kidding about that. Also, idk the name of the last song in the credits but all I know is this, it seems Sony was trying to be clever.

The final lyrics of the 3rd song before the credits end said “This is a great end to the Trilogy” u got some nerves, Sony, no this ain’t. Heck as a Trilogy this series barely worked as a Trilogy. I feel our 2 main characters only developed marginally. In the span of 3 movies keep that in mind. Oh boy.

So the end-credit scene is of that bartender running out of a cave at Area 51 where he notices the mess outside, and he runs off screaming. Then we saw a Cockroach get near a broken vile that had some lighting coming out of it.

What does any of that mean is beyond me. Anyways the end, good freaking lord. If u ask me I think Kraven is gonna be the final nail in the coffin for the Sony-Verse.

Speaking of I’m gonna probably have to eventually watch that film and review it, until then here’s a trailer for Kraven.