Deadpool and Wolverine: Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we?

Yeah, that’s a lot, so now I firstly wanna mention that this film was my number 1 anticipated film of 2024…..I’ve been waiting since the first trailer came back out in February I think…

I should give a warning ⚠️, this film is definitely not made for kids, and nor will this review, the film has 118 F-bombs….which makes this 119 F-bombs in the MCU. This includes that F-bomb on Guardians of The Galaxy 3…

This review will contain tons of cussing btw, including a graphic image be warned about that if ur squeamish….

Also, this film is the highest-grossing MCU film/Disney film of late, this film made back so far $850 million so far, and it’s aimed to hit $1 billion by its third weekend….

So anyway did this movie live up to the hype? Hell yes it did, I’m glad to say that this film is worth the price…although it isn’t without its flaws though, I’ve also come to realize that with Spiderman No Way Home…..btw I put both Deadpool and Wolverine in the same category of films with Spiderman No Way Home, I’ll explain why…but if it isn’t obvious then well that’s a you problem lolo…

BTW we cannot say this movie has saved the MCU, 1 movie doesn’t save future films/shows. Especially when they just recently announced in 2026 Avengers 5 is being called Avengers Doomsday, the main villain will be the long-awaited Marvel villain Doctor Doom….and take a guess who they got to be cast as Doom? It’s Robert Downey JR….say what now?

Yes let this sink in RDJ who played Iron Man in the MCU, who got killed off in Avengers Endgame about 5 years ago will now be returning to the MCU 7 years later but this time as Doctor Doom….oh goodie I can’t wait.

This is what u people at Disney think is the best way to bring Doctor Doom into the MCU. Hey let’s start with a variant of Doom then sometime after we’ll recast Doom so we can have the definitive version of Doom in the MCU…yeah congrats Marvel u lost me with the casting, especially after hearing that Pedro Pascal will be playing Reed Richard s, now RDJ as Doom? I swear the casting for the Fantastic Four keeps going downhill…

Can we plz go back to the 2005 Fantastic Four? I preferred that entire cast, they were perfect….also the idea to bring Doom in this late into the multiverse saga when y’all have been setting up Kang as the next big Thanos threat now ur getting rid of him in favor of Doctor Doom? With barley no set up….

Yeah to me this all screams desperation and laziness, this saga will go down as being the messiest saga hands down with barley any planning put behind it…also this screams desperation because Disney and Kevin are playing it safe because oh everyone loves RDJ, and everyone loved the Russo Brothers who directed endgame and infinite war….so let’s bring them back, sure why not….this is the future of the MCU? If

BTW I think the casting got worse for Fantastic Four, here I’ll show images along with cast names…

See the costumes just kept getting worse, I prefer the 2005 Fantastic Four casting/suits….at the very least John Krasinski in Multiverse of Madness looked like Reed but Disney shot themselves in the

So now let’s get the rating out of the way so we can get into spoilers, so overall I loved this film, granted its plot is very paper thin…but I still enjoyed myself and that’s all that matters, if u come out of this film to enjoy yourself then that’s all that matters….

Also, I’ll admit it this film doesn’t have the most appealing backdrop, the entire film basically takes place in a vacant sandy wasteland for about 90% of the film….if that doesn’t appeal to u then we’ll u have come to the wrong place…

Also, some scenes in this film just don’t make sense, it feels like some parts just happened because I have a sneaking suspicion that the writers had this note in their lap because the plot needs to continue…..yeah some stuff just happens so the plot continues…

Just like No Way Home, it’s great fan service.  The film is meant for long-time fans, has great action and emotions…but that film also has stupid plot threads in the film that just doesn’t work…

So I’ll give this film a solid 8/10, warning spoilers ahead y’all been warned…

So this film opens up with Deadpool saying so how are we gonna make this film with Wolverine without ruining the end of the end of Logan? Which he says easy were not….then we see him digging up the corpse of Logan from the end of Logan…but now the forest is all snowy…

He pulls out the skeleton of Logan, sits with him and says I’m no expert on the anatomy but u look passed away….hahahahah, the TVA shows up asks him to give them his weapons…

He says ur not gonna take my weapons but I won’t use them, then he says there’s 206 bones in the human body….207 when I have a boner….laugh! So he then proceeds to attack the TVA with the skeleton of Logan…by tearing the bones off and throwing them at the TVA…using limbs and the head with spine as long-range weapons…

All the while to the song Nsync Bye Bye Bye is playing….say what now?

Yep, hands down this has got to be one of the best openings to a Deadpool film, also here we can see how gory this opening is…he’s shoving metal bones into the TVA soldier’s faces, through their necks….

The montage of killing while thr names of thr cast and producers appear on screen, also Hugh Jacmans name appears across the metal skull of Logan…ok that’s clever….

Anyways the scene ends with Deadpool wrapping Wolverine’s hands around his then he ejects the blades out of the skeleton hands…so now Deadpool has Wolverines claws on him….he looks at the screen and says I’m literally wet right now…he then says if u wanna know how I got here I gotta take u back a few days ago when the incident happened…

So going back a couple of days ago, Deadpool (played by Ryan Renolds) has moved on from being Deadpool, he now just goes by Wade Wilson and he also works at a Honda car dealer store….along with his friend Peter, the reason Deadpool has given up life on being a superhero..

Is because he tried teleporting to the Sacred Timeline, the MCU if u will, and had a meeting with Happy Hogan on whether he can join the Avengers because he wants to have a purpose in his life….Hogan declines the offer because the Avengers are something they do not need….

Hogan tells Wade we’ll keep an eye on u. Which I have a feeling is a jab at Disney being like ok fine u can make this film rated R, but don’t expect us to be willing to add Deadpool along with the Avengers. But we’ll keep an eye open for the box office….

Also him and Vanessa have broken up because she believes he has no purpose in his life, and he should get some….ok then, so now he’s a cars dealer. He also wears a toupee now….also he sucks at selling cars because he talks about having sex oh and saying F***k around kids in the car while trying to sell a Honda car to a family…

BTW Peter keeps Deadpools outfit in their locker, he really wants Wade to go back to being Deadpool….guess Peter has a boner for Deadpool…

So that night he goes home, well he lives with Blind Al, that’s sad….his friends have thrown him a surprise party…..all his friends are there except for TJ Miller for some reason, he’s absent….so is Cable….guess they couldn’t get back Josh Brolin, my guess he was busy filming Dune Part 2 at the time….

Also, Peter shows off piercings he got, which is he got both his nipples pierced…both having chains hooked to them tied all the way down to his cock….yeah I wish I was kidding on that statement…

There’s one part of the dialog that got me to laugh, Blind Al says to Deadpool while both of them are sitting down “Do u want to do some cocaine” which Deadpool says Hey, cocaine is one of the things Feige says is off limits….

Then she goes through all the terms of cocaine, and Deadpool says they have a list they know all the words…..which she ends with do u want to build a snowman, to which Deadpool says yes, but I can’t……lolo.

So as he’s about to blow out the candles a knock on the door is heard….Wade goes outside and sees the TVA from Loki, and he tells them are u trying to be scary because it isn’t….

They then take him through a portal, they leave his wig behind…anyways Wade wakes up in an interrogation room where he’s getting questioned by a guy named Mr. Paradox (played by Matthew Macfadyen) he’s this stuck-up British accent-talking type of guy…

He takes Wade to show him footage of the Sacred Timeline, he tells Wade he can become a hero amongst heroes….which he says so a world with cameos? (Scoffs)…

He’s shown footage of the Avengers, he salutes to Captain America…he then sees footage of Thor holding Deadpool in his hands while crying over Deadpool….which Mr. Paradox has them turn that off because that’s from the future….

We get this gag throughout the film we’re Deadpool says why’s Thor crying? Don’t worry we never get that answered….neither does he…so he tells Wade what will it be?

Which then Wade says hold on, walks over to the audience which leads to one my favorite jokes in this film….he grabs the screen and pulls a mic out then proceeds to say “Suck it Fox I’m going to Disneyland” hahahahhah that had me in tears idk why…

Wade says I’m there Messiah, I am Marvel Jesus…yep he declares himself Marvel Jesus for some reason..

So they give him a new Deadpool suit, which Wade says (scoffs) oh fuck off, dress me tailor….yeah they have a tailor, so the tailor suites him up while to a montage of him grabbing Wade’s ass and cock multiple times….I think this guy is a pedophile…..Wade comes down through the elevator saying…

Deadpool: Fucking A! It’s perfect, also btw ur tailor is a predator but I love it…the new suit smell, the new pistols also the blades are now adamantium….that guy over there he knows what I’m talking about, his face says I’m calm and steady while his brain is saying Fucky Fuck.

Yep this is very much Deadpool for u he’s childish….so he asks for vacation days and says let me go tell my friends the news….Mr. Paradox laughs at him and says no u don’t understand, ur timeline is being erased….with ur friends, and ur important…..Wade says why?

Mr. Paradox says because ur Anchor Being is dead, he says what’s an Anchor Being…yeah what is an Anchor Being? He says someone who’s important in the timeline, which Deadpool says luckily I’m not dead I was just going through a midlife crisis but now I’m back….

Hahahahah, they point out he’s not the Anchor Being, no it’s Logan…and he’s dead because he died sacrificing himself….watch the movie Logan to find out more that’s all I have to say….

They play footage from Logan, which Deadpool says u gotta be Fucking kidding me? The guy with forks for hands is the Anchor Being? Fuck me!

Deadpool asks how long does it takes for Timelines to be erased. Mr. Paradox says a couple thousand years but I don’t have the patience for yours to die that slow so we have a machine we pulled out of storage we’re using to speed up the process…..Dunn dunn dunn

Mr. Paradox offers him the chance one last time either u can join the Sacred Timeline or go die with his friends, Deadpool says ok it’s a deal…which Mr. Paradox says good, and Deadpool says no I was saying it’s a deal to breaking ur nose and stealing ur portal machine in ur hand…he then does that, and telports away…

So this leads us back to where the opening of the film was….so Deadpool kills off the final TVA member in the forest after the guy insulted his home town Canada….which is where Ryan Renolds was born, he throws his sword in his mouth and says take Canada out of ur mouth, also my sword….

Also before that, he uses the Wolverine claws and shoves one up a guy’s butt, and the other one up a guy’s dick…..there both in pain saying make it stop…while Deadpool is trying to yank it out of them but failing, instead, it’s just shoving them slightly back and forth….

He says sorry Wolverine-ing is hard! Hahahahahahahaaha….so anyway he uses a TVA portal pad to go find the perfect Wolverine replacement…

Then we get a montage of him finding a perfect Wolverine….he encounters a comic accurate sized Wolverine in a bar who’s 5 foot tall…so he’s short…ok not perfect I guess..

He then finds a Wolverine with a missing hand in an apocalyptic world..

He finds another Wolverine repairing his motorcycle…

An old man Wolverine on a porch deck….he shoots Deadpool away….

He locates another Wolverine doing gambling. This Deadpool has an eyepatch on…his name is Patch…clever name…

He finds another Wolverine nailed to a giant X across a field of skeletons on a rainy day, yikes…

He finds another Wolverine this time in the classic brown and tan suit….in the middle of the forest, which leads to another joke dialog I like….

Deadpool: didn’t u battle Hulk in this suit?

Hulk: raaaaaaaaar!

Deadpool: (turns around) I’m Marvel Jesus u dumb creature and I’ll not be!

Hulk: smashes Deadpool into a tree

Lololo, nice Loki reference from Avengers 2012..

So all the other Wolverines he finds don’t go well, and they attack him…except the one he found on a cross, he just leaves him there and says “It’s not u were just going in different directions”….pffft while teleporting away…

Also that Wolverine who’s fixing up his bike turns out to be Henry Cavil which Deadpool calls him The Cavilrine….and may I say sir Marvel will treat u better than the fellows down the block…nice jab at DC for treating Henry Cavil as Superman horribly..

He then gets punched through another portal to the Wolverine that will be joining him, it’s a washed out drunken version who’s wearing a trench coat…..anyways this Wolverine drinks himself until he faints. Deadpool goes to pick him up and notices the yellow and blue suit under the coat…he then looks at the camera and says it only took 24 fucking years….hahahahah..

He then brings Wolverine in the yellow suit to the TVA, Paradox and his men laugh at Deadpool for thinking he can just replace his Anchor Being. That’s now how that works…

Wolverine wakes up which Deadpool says to Wolverine “Welcome to the MCU, u joined at a low point”…..I mean he’s not wrong, Deadpool tells Paradox he will go to his higher in commands and complain about Mr. Paradox to them…

He can tell his higher-ups don’t know anything of Mr. Paradox’s plans down here, so Mr. Paradox uses a time stick and sends both of them to the wasteland world that was introduced in the Loki show…

So they get there and they both have an epic fight between them, also there’s the Fox movie logo behind them…Deadpool gets shoved into it which Deadpool says rest in piece Fox…..Deadpool lies and tells Wolverine the TVA can help repair ur timeline….just then a cloaked figure shows up above them…

Also this army of people come riding in on vehicles, we see some returning characters such as…

Pyro (from X-men 2 and 3)

Sabertooth (from X-men 1)

Toad: (from X-men 1) also the actor who played Darth Maul in phantom menace played Toad in that film, also he repises his role as Toad here…

So the cloaked figure jumps down and it’s revealed to be Chris Evans….it’s cap America? Which Deadpool thinks so….he tells Wolverine he’s gonna say the thing, and Wolverine says what thing? Deadpool says Avengers assemble! While the Avengers music starts playing…but instead Chris Evans says Flame on!

Deadpool says what the fuck! Yeah turns out it’s Johnny Storm from the 2005 Fantastic Four…woohoo….. Anyway, Pyro turns off Johnny’s flames and Johnny falls (Balls first) onto a panel then smacks himself onto the floor…no he’s not dead…

Wolverine says we don’t know that guy, which Deadpool says we thought we did…..Sabertooth says but I know u…he then jumps down and is ready to fight, Deadpool says time out…he pulls his swords and knife out of Wolverine and says the audience has been waiting a couple of decades for this fight….trust me no we haven’t…we’ve been wanting a Wolverine vs Hulk fight…

Wolverine and Sabertooth run up to each other, Wolverine takes one slice to Sabertooths neck, Sabertooth runs up to Deadpool and his head falls off….

Deadpool grabs Sabertooths head and says behold, ur beloved Furiosa, oh hahaha not even WB is safe from Deadpools jabs….and insults…

Wolverine asks who’s next, Toad then uses his tongue to turn on a magnet generator to grab both Deadpool and Wolverine…

They wake up tied together, also in a cage along with Johnny Storm, he tells them about this creature named Alioth which Deadpool says no way, Alioth from Loki season 1 episode 5….

He then tells them about this woman named Cassandra Nova…..which the goons are taking them to, so they drive up to the skeleton remains of Giant Man (AntMan but in giant size)…

Cassandra Nova (played by Emma Corrin) comes walking out of Antman’s head and Deadpool says huh, Paul Rudd seems to finally have aged…..

At first, Deadpool thinks she’s Xavier because she’s riding the wheelchair of Charles Xavier out of the AntMan skull….and Deadpools reaction is “Gasps gender-swapping, the woke mob won’t like this” ok seriously no group or registration or companies are safe in this film from being insulted by Deadpool….

So then Cassandra takes the ropes off them, and she tells them she’s been going after Johnny for a while…

Also, Cassandra Nova is Charles Xavier twin sister….s twin sister so evil that she tried strangling him with the umbilical cord while in their mother’s womb…ew, now she lives in the void all her life…..

Also here I noticed 2 specific returning characters…

Azazel (the red teleporting demon-looking guy from X-men First Class)

Juggernaut (from X-men 3, yes the crappy Juggernaut version)…

Too bad the original actors who played Azazel and Juggernaut didn’t reprise their roles here…they got look alike, heck this film doesn’t give Azazel or Toad any speaking line….they are just there in this film…

Deadpool tells her that Johnny said she’s a Megalomaniacal psychotic asshole…

She said u said that all about me? Which Johnny says I didn’t! I don’t even know those words! Deadpool keeps blabbering away, Johnny tries defending himself which causes Cassandra to use her powers to rip all of Johnny’s flesh off him…then his bones and meat, eyes, and organs just fall to the ground…Deadpools reaction is “Not my favorite Chris” pffftttt

Wolverine says congrats got him killed, which Deadpool says Hey we’re grieving in our own ways! Besides u don’t know what he was doing to the budget!

Well, I guess we’re continuing a trend here of Fantastic Four members dying gruesomely….seriously what does the MCU have against them? First Reed Richards in Multiverse of Madness, now Johnny Storm in Deadpool and Wolverine…

Both died horrificly btw…Reed gets turned into Noodles, Johnny gets turned into pieces of meat, enjoy these 2 graphic images

Is there something u wanna tell us Feige? Are y’all ok over there at Disneyland?

Cassandra uses her powers where she inserts her fingers through a person to read their minds….he tells them that they don’t have an option to go home, she won’t help them, and that Alioth needs someone to feed on and rent is due…Wolverine stabs Cassandra but she doesn’t die…

So they both escape on a Sentinel’s leg, and they land on a cliff…Wolverine says we need to get back to the TVA because they can help me right? Deadpool nods his head because Wolverine tells him to shut it….but first they smell food, they find a dinner where Wolverine drinks some rubbing alcohol…ah eww…

Wolverine says to Deadpool have u ever been diagnosed with ADHD? Which Deadpool says no but I’ve had multiple STDs which probably was caused by HDHD……hahhahahahahh…

Deadpool explains to Logan that in his world Wolverine is well respected, heck he was the X-man….which Wolverine says we’ll in my world he ain’t shit….

So they continue to walk, Wolverine asks Wade what he means by What did u mean ur Wolverine was a hero. Which he says on my world u died, and he tells Logan about the friends he has….such as Blind Al, Wolverine says Jesus u call her Blind Al? Which Deadpool says we’ll she’s blind and her name is Al…

Just then this dog dressed as Deadpool…an ugly dog btw, runs up to him, this dog won an award for the most ugliest dog in the world btw… the reason is that this dog has no hair except small flakes of white hair on its head, her tongue is sticking out to the side, her eyes are wide, her mouth is black while the rest of her flesh is tan pinkish…her utters are exposed..

As I said world’s ugliest dog, Dogpool gets attached to Wade easily and so does Wade…he loves this dog, and just then this guy named Nicepool…a version of Deadpool with no mask on, and long hair, isn’t deformed, also had golden desert eagle guns oh and has a plastic shiny suit…

He tells them that’s his dog, both Deadpools argue kinda…mainly our Deadpool doesn’t like Nicepool because hes too nice and wants to keep Dogpool, so Nicepool gives them a Honda car so they can head back to Cassandra Nova…but they have to give back Dogpool for now…

In the car ride both Deadpool and Wolverine try having heart to heart, he asks about the suit…Wolverine tells him to drop the subject, Deadpool accidentally let’s slip and says if the TVA can repair ur timeline what u planning on doing….

Uh oh Wolverine isn’t happy because he can tell Wade lied to him. Deadpool gets serious, he pulls our a Pic of him and his family, he says there’s only 9 people but my entire world is in this Pic, idk how to save them alone but u….u know how to save them! I’m the merch with the mouth, not honest Abby from the down the street.

Wolverines says u lied to me! And Deadpool says it was an educated guess!

Wolverine explains that no wonder why the Avengers or Xmen didn’t accept u…ur a joke, heck u couldn’t even keep ur date with a hooker in tact….got nothing to say Mouth!?

Deadpool says I’m gonna fight u, Wolverine laughs and says are u? Then Deadpool punches him….Wolverine shoves Deadpool into the car panel which causes the radios to change which it changes to this song which they fight to…

Deadpool and Wolverine start to fight each other in the Honda, a bloody fight between them happens…it goes on through the night, they’re both unconscious, Deadpool is wrapped in seatbelts…someone comes and drives them away….

Deadpool wakes up in the bed from Thor Ragnarok that Hulk was sleeping in. Deadpool wakes up saying god of thunder….he sees Wolverine drinking alcohol and asks where are we? Wolverine says idk but I love it here…

Anyways Deadpool gets up aims his sword to the door in case someone ensters…guess who enters the room…

Jennifer Garner as Elektra (remember that movie kids)

Wesley Snipes as Blade

Then Channing Tatum as Gambit (who’s wearing comic accurate Gambit outfit)

Compared to No Way Home with Andrew Garfield and Toby McGuire showing up, not a lot of people clapped at these 3 in Deadpool and Wolverine showing up….in all fairness who cares about Elektra? Let alone this version? Also, no common movie person is gonna understand the Channing Tatum as Gambit bit if they weren’t keeping up with that movie production or ever knew that was being considered…

Also, some people didn’t like Channing Tatum as Gambit, I actually do like him as Gambit….he looks comic accurate, fans said his face looks too puggy and where the red eyes because Gambit has red eyes…oh boo hoo….who cares?

Anyways, what the hell? Also, there’s a gag in this where Gambit says I don’t think I ever came from a world, I think I was born here…it’s a joke about the fact that a Gambit movie staring Channing Tatum was in the works but never got released…but canceled instead, oofff…

Also, Gambit’s voice is Cajun, but here they overdo it for a joke…to the point, Deadpool says I’m sorry to be rude but who was ur dialect coach? The minions? Hahahahah….they explain they were at Cassandra Nova’s place but escaped, and the 3 of them don’t believe Deadpool….

Also, there’s a jab at Ben Affleck’s Daredevil where Elektra says Daredevil is dead….and Deadpool says sorry for ur loss, to which Elektra says ehh….funny because that actress and Ben Affleck were married but then divorced each other…

They say wherever Johnny is I hope he’s OK, Deadpool says idk any Johnny but I bet where he is he’s doing great. Wolverine laughs and tells the truth that Deadpool got him killed….good job..

Anyways they ask who drove them here. Laura/X-23 (played by Dafnee Keen) reprises her role as Laura…she enters the room, too bad this was spoiled in the last trailer…

The reason they spoiled that in the last trailer is because Feige said Dafnee Keen wanted to attend the red carpet opening night showing….I feel like they didn’t need to do it this way, they could have just had her say in case anyone asked her that I’m here to support my friend Hugh Jackman….

That has been better than spoiling her appearance in the final trailer…

So anyway they all team up and plan to go get Juggernaut’s helmet from Juggernaut….to put onto Nova so they can get her to report them back to their timelines….

They all say in, Wolverine says y’all are dead….Deadpool says to read the fucking room. Oh also now Wolverine has no sleeves on I forgot to mention that…

So he goes out to drink alone, Laura shows up…he tells her what happened to his world, that in his world he got drunk at a bar, returned home to all his friends dead…he then went on a killing spree and got mutants illegal thanks to him….

He tells her u got the wrong guy. She says u were always the wrong guy until u weren’t…

So the next day they all ride out in a Honda, where Blade uses a rocket launcher from The Punisher…which Deadpool says which Punisher? There’s been 5 versions of him?

Blade says there’s only ever been one Blade and will only ever be one Blade…which causes Deadpool to look at the screen and wink….oh hahahah, so they go to the base and attack the mutants….Wolverine comes popping out of the back of the car….here’s a lineup of them together…

Anyways, both Wolverine and Deadpool go to Cassandra…..she knocks Deadpool to the ground and gives Wolverine a chance to talk…

He tries to attack her, but she enters his mind with her fingers…..she sees he’s a broken man…

While this happens we see Blade and Gambit killing mutants, Blade kills off Toad…also Laura kills off Juggernaut by cutting his feet off and then goes for the head…also too bad this entire fight the camera is all shakey, so we really can’t see all of much that’s happening….

Anyways while Cassandra has Wolverine in his mind, Laura tosses up her backpack to the gang, Deadpool grabs the helmet…..and Wolverine tells Cassandra I have u…Deadpool puts the helmet on her which means she now can’t use her powers or heal herself…

Just then Pyro shows up and shoots her, yeah turns out Pyro has actually been working for Mr. Paradox this whole time and has been wanting to kill Nova off….Wolverine knocks out Pyro and says not everyone deserves a speech….

Wolverine has Deadpool take the helmet off so she can heal because he’s an X-men and Charles wouldn’t have wanted her dead….so he does so, and in return, she talks about how a wizard came to her once and she wore his skin, then stole this ring of his (it’s the magel portal ring Doctor Strange uses) and this one has 2 of the infinite stones on each side…the reality stone and the time stone…

She opens a portal up and tells them they can go back to their world but let’s make this interesting, try to make it to the portal before Alioth eats you up….so they jump through the portal in slow motion…they land on a Honda car while Peter is making a sale, the kid notices it’s Deadpool and Wolverine…which Deadpool says that’s right, Fox killed him off and Disney brought him back…and will make him act until he’s 90…..oh hahaahah…

BTW that scene doesn’t make any sense, why would Cassandra care what her brother would treat these 2 like? She hates him, she’s a murderer….also the fact she was like ok here u go, here’s a portal u can go to ur dimension, all because Wolverine said Charles would be fair…..uh ok then, makes sense to me…lolo

So they run off downtown where Mr. Paradox runs up to them from the train station underground because they have a base there…he says u can’t just come back from the void, Deadpool says why was Thor crying?

Just stop it buddy ur not gonna get an answer, then a portal opens with Pyro coming out saying uhhh boss we have a problem…

Then Cassandra kills Pyro by putting her fingers through him and then snaps his neck then tosses him away because he told her everything….

To me Pyro was wasted in this film, he was barley given much to do….heck he really never once shoots flames from his wrists in this film….waste of character…

So she launches both Deadpool and Wolverine away into a store…..she then puts her fingers through Mr. Paradox’s eyes, nose, and ear…she sees a machine that can destroy all timelines…

She plans to destroy every timeline, keep the void alive where she will live forever and rule… Dunn dunn dunn, so she drags him down to the base…..so guess who else comes through the portal? Dogpool, yeah of course Dogpool runs up to Deadpool, then Nicepool comes out….

Deadpool takes more jabs at Nicepool, to which Nicepool says hahaha that’s funny I too can do slight 4th wall breaks, he then looks at the screen and says “The Proposal” haha haha…then Deadpool looks at the screen and says what was that? Is that what u think I fucking do?

Then a whole army of Deadpools called the Deadpool Corpse…these aren’t nice Deadpools….

Ones that stuck out to me are a flying skull Deadpool named Headpool, a woman Deadpool named Lady Deadpool, a baby Deadpool, a kid Deadpool, an Asian martial arts Deadpool, and a Deadpool with a gasmask on….Deadpool stands in front of them and says can this just end…which they say actually were getting started…

Deadpool says no I’m talking about the whole multiverse thing, Wizard of Oz did it back then….the gays loved it but we didn’t listen, and then they all say what u talking about the multiverse is over, Cassandra plans to destroy all universes….

This means they will die sighhh, how stupid…they aimed their guns, and ahoot, Deadpool uses Nicepool as a shield….wow…

They hide behind a car, Deadpool asks Nicepool when do u regenerate? It turns out Nicepool can’t regenerate….Dogpool looks at Deadpool like u serious? And Wolverine says u really are God’s perfect idiot aren’t u…so then Deadpool takes Nicepool out again and uses him as a shield letting him get shot…until he gets paralyzed….

He tells Nicepool ur gonna live, which Nicepool says I’m gonna live! Then his head explodes into pieces….Deadpool drags his body behind a hot dog stand takes his guns and keeps pounding on his chest…Wolverine uses the dog as a shield. They all stop firing because it’s a dog…

He walks over to Wade and Wade says I don’t think he’s gonna make it…he died heroically, which Wolverine says he died by murder…. hahaha that’s true, he then grabs the golden guns and says are u ready?

So they walk out to the song When u call my name it’s like a little prayer starts playing…

Deadpool then pulls up his mask over his face, finally comic-accurate Wolverine!! Deadpool says u save those for special occasions? Which Wolverine says mainly for killing yes…Deadpool says what’s the wind resistance on that…..Wolverine snarls then Deadpool laughs and says sorry I’m caddy I can’t help it I’m jealous….

Then they go through all Deadpools and slaughter them, to bad they regenerate so they all get back up and stand around them, just then Peter dressed as Deadpool rides up to them on a bike…all Deadpools stop fighting and recognize Peter…they say in every universe we all have Peter’s….Peter is a legend, so they all go up to him happily and celebrate him…

So Wolverine and Deadpool head down to the train station where Wolverine threatens Mr. Paradox to tell him how to stop Nova from destroying all timelines, she’s already started….she’s put her arms in the machine….he tells them they have to go to the control room where these 2 power cells are but if either of them goes in and grabs both them the molecules in them will tear them apart they will die…

He said if u don’t take my word, take the logic of science, so they head down to the track to the controller room where Wolverine asks Deadpool to allow him to sacrifice himself, Deadpool says no it should be me…I lied to u to help me…Wolverine says u didn’t lie u took an educated guess….but let me do this I have nothing left for me…tell ur friends I said hi…

Deadpool comes up behind Deadpool and closes the door on him and says tell them yourself…he then goes to the machine, shows his hand into one of the pillars, but can’t reach the other end, Wolverine is trying to knock the door down because he’s upset Deadpool us doing this….the power cells on the machine is going down, Cassandra is about to win…just then Wolverine enters the room and grabs Deadpools hand…

He shoves his claws into the second power pillar and they both withstand the power together, kinda of like the ending of Guardians of The Galaxy 1 when the group held their hands to withstand the power of the Power Stone….wolverines shirt burns off revealing tons of abbs…..ohhh lalalala….

Also cue Like A Little Prayer, but this time the choir version.

Anyways the room explodes. So does the machine and so does Cassandra Nova….. they won, and they saved the timelines….but at what costs? Deadpool and Wolverine might be dead….

Just then Mr. Paradox’s head boss comes down and asks why was there an unsanctioned machine going off. He lies and said idk I was trying to save the day I warned my 2 friends but they went down there and died…there’s nothing we can do to bring them back…just then Deadpool says we’re fine…which then Mr. Paradox says Fuck!

They both walk out and expose Mr. Paradox for the liar he is, both Deadpool and Wolverine are about to be sent back to the void because the leader mistaken them as variants but Peter comes down and says no he belongs here this is his world

Mr. Paradox says the fuck is going on here? The boss says accusing u of treason…then her men take Paradox away in a portal while he screams I was doing the thing ur chicken to do…yeah turns out not everyone in the TVA wants to stop pruning timelines even though in Loki season 2 they do different methods now to keep timelines in tact….they don’t prune worlds because that is them killing off people….

The lady boss tells Deadpool his timeline somehow healed up, he saved it….Deadpool says some friends of ours helped us out can u put them back to their timelines? She says I’ll see what I can do…

Wolverine asks if she can fix his timeline…she says there’s nothing to fix it turned u into the hero u r….so guess he’s staying in this timeline now….they both go get Shewarma….which Deadpool says do u know that the Avengers invented shewarma? Hahahahahah callback to the end credits of Avengers 2012….

Anyways Deadpool takes Wolverine and Dogpool home with him to see Blind Al….the film ends with the gang sitting together at dinner, also Wolverine and Laura are there with them…

Wolverine says give me Dogpool and talks to Vanessa….he and Vanessa hold hands after looking at each other happily….aww how cute, then the film ends…

In the end credits, we get montages of behind-the-scenes footages of the Fox Marvel films including scenes from the movies as well..including

Xmen

Fant4stic

Fantastic Four

Blade

Elektra

Ghost Rider

This was one nice goodbye to the Fox Marvel franchise….I love it…then there’s 1 end credits scene where Deadpool is in the TVA…he looks at the screen and says I’m sick and tired of these disgusting allegations that I got Johnny killed, here’s the footage….I’ll play out the entire dialog of this scene btw…

Jonny Storm: In the void, either ur food for Alioth, or u work for her.

Wade Wilson: (notices security camera filming them) Go on Jonny.

Johnny Storm: And I’ll tell u who she is, Cassandra Nova, a Megalomaniacal psychotic asshole, a finger linking dead inside pixie slab a 3rd rate dime storing nut milk. And I’ll tell u what she can do

Wade Wilson: I’m listening.

Johnny Storm: She can lick my goddamn cinnamon ring clean and kick rocks all the way to ball hell. In fact I don’t give a shit if she removes all my skin, pops me like some sore of nightmarish blood balloon. If the last thing I do in this god for saking cum gutter existence is light that Fuck fox on fire I still won’t die happy.

Wade wilson: Oh Holy shit girl u crazy.

Jonny Storm: That’s right Wade, I won’t be happy until I’ve urinated on her freshly barbecued corpse, and husk fuck the chard remains while gargling Jugurnauts Jugger-nuts.

Wade Wilson: Wow.

Jonny Storm: And u can quote me.

Wade Wilson: Kay.

Deadpool in the TVA closes the pad and says got u Fuck Face……. haha hahaha idk why this ending made me laugh, it’s extremely childish….heck Mt dad’s and sister’s reaction to this end credits scene was just ok then….I mean fair enough, anyways hope y’all enjoyed this review also here’s a tease for the next review I’m working on at the moment, which I’ll be releasing halfway through next month..