The Suicide Squad:
Honestly, I wanna start by mentioning this film does not correlate with the 2016 suicide squad film……nothing at all this is a separate film…..for better or for worse and I’ve seen some argue it’s for worse…… anyway here are the trailers enjoy…..
All heard it there folks “They’re Dying To Save The World” Lolo…. a warning to anyone who finds the word suicide to be triggering…if ur that kinda of person don’t read this review, u have been warned. Yeah I should also warn yall this is a rated R film……definitely and I mean definitely not meant for kids……like at all, this is a very hard R-rated film…..in, the fact the film lives up to its title…..unlike the 2016 film which only killed off 2 people….this film doesn’t give 2 shites who dies or who doesn’t……plus this film has so many characters…….anyways let’s get into the review…
BTW fun fact, James Gunn was given entire free range by WB, they said hey u can cone direct a DC movie…u can direct anyone u want, and it can be whatever rating…. but he picked The Suicide Squad….yeah they didn’t tell him it had to be that, he just decided to pick that and do it…which I’m glad he did….anyways
So firstly let’s get the rating out of the way, start with the rating, so Overall I love this movie a lot….I’ll give this movie a solid 10/10….now warning continue at ur own risk there are massive spoilers ahead….read at ur own caution….so Anyways
So we start off with hearing this music playing here’s the soundtrack enjoy…
Also here’s the clip
Yeah, it’s a catchy song anyway so we get introduced to our first group yes u heard that right first group yeah this film lives up to its name….so we have our first main characters….
Captain Boomerang (played by Jai Courtney)
Blackguard (played by Pete Davidson)
Savant (played by Michael Rooker)
Mongal
TDK (played by Nathan Fillion)
Weasel (Played by Sean Gunn)
Harley Quinn (played by Margot Robbie)
Colonel Rick Flag (played by Joel Kinnaman)
Anyway they get into a helicopter, and head to a beach to take it over also on the ride we find out the Weasel has indeed killed some children before
Blackguard: what’s this sitting next to me?
Harley: ahh maybe it’s a werewolf
Blackguard: there’s a werewolf near me! Get me away from him!
Colonel Rick Flag: calm down he’s just a Weasel he’s harmless, well he’s not harmless he killed 27 children but I think we got him to…he’s agreed to do this
If ur wondering why he Ways I think he agreed to this, well it’s because he can’t tell because Weasel doesn’t talk, he just makes grunting noises…..he’s legitimately a humanoid Weasel
…. right off the bat we start with a body count and a funny scene where they toss a Weasel into the water to swim to shore and turns out the Weasel can’t swim so he just starts drowning lololo
So they just all sit there in the water watching the Weasel drowning…while Flag is saying on the coms did anyone see If the Weasel could swim?…. well, I hope u enjoyed The Weasel because that’s all we get of The Weasel yeah he has all of 1 minute in this film and it’s bonkers…..if ur wondering does this beach heist go well? Uh no…..turns out they get betrayed by Blackguard, and he sold them out….wow, also they find out TDK’s powers are he can dismember his arms and have them float to someone and just gently slap people Lolo Lolo that’s not a useful Power at all…heck Harley agrees
Harley: what the fuck?
Colonel Flag: I didn’t pick the damn team
Lolol so anyway everyone starts getting killed off beside Harley and Flag but unfortunately, Boomerang dies no……this annoyed me, so they brought back Jai Courtney as Captain Boomerang from the first movie just to kill him off in the first 10 minutes of the movie….he was one my only 2 favorite characters from the 2016 Suicide Squad movie….anyways
Then Savant gets scared and runs into the water so Amanda Waller who’s in charge has her men blow up Savant’s implant they put in their heads, so his head explodes….. ooff well that was brutal…but guess what? They weren’t the main suicide squad team, no that would be Team A which snuck in on the other side of the island….that team consisted of
BloodSport (played by Idris Elba)
Peacemaker (played by John Cena)
King Shark (played by Sylvester Stallone)
Polka-dot Man (played by David Dastmalchian
Rat Catcher 2 (played by Daniela Melchior)
So yeah Amanda Waller knew that the first team she sent would be Canon fodder while team A sneaks on the island on the other side…..so then we cut back to a few days earlier where we learn that the reason BloodSport joined the team is that Amanda Waller was about to toss his daughter into prison for being caught stealing something……but he doesn’t care about her or as he says……heck he left his wife because he is an assassin and he wouldn’t make a good father and that his wife sprung their kid onto him….yeah he’s a deadbeat dad, but he cares about her…he especially cares about Amanda Waller threatening to throw his daughter into this prison or any prison so he does what she tells her to do or else she will toss her daughter in prison…
I find it funny that thr film replaces Will Smith Deadshot an A list actor who is a remarkable guns man who can’t miss a shot…with Idres Elba BloodSport, who is another A list actor and who’s a remarkable guns man who can’t seem to miss a hit…..lolo, but this time we get 2 of them…yes 2 let that sink in….
So he gets introduced to Peacemaker played by John Cena, and Amanda Waller describes him as a remarkable gunsman who can’t seem to miss a shot… BloodSport calls her out on it saying huh? U said u hired this team for their unique abilities…u just described me…..lol He does have a fair point
So they get introduced to the rest team and all that we’re we do see Polka-dot Man gets bullied, specifically by a guy named calendar man…. a man who has a calendar printed across around his head, yikes…..he taunts him by saying “hey polka-dot man I thought maybe u could come and entertain my little daughters birthday, u fucking P**sy” yikes that’s harsh…
Then they are introduced to King Shark who is reading a book…turns out he can’t speak fully and perfect sentences….so he says me smart read…..me very not dumb…… yeah I can already tell we’re gonna like him……then they go wake up Rat Catcher 2 who’s still asleep……but Amanda Waller wakes her up, oh also BloodSport is scared of rats…so he sees a rat on her shoulder and he goes ah what is that!!? Yeah, I cannot see this working out too well huh? Also here’s the whole prison clip
So anyways the team suit up and get a briefing….
So their mission is to get Intel on this guy named The Thinker (played by Peter Capaldi) who is running a project named Project Starfish….. they need to find him kidnap him and force him to help them get into his lab where he’s doing the project….and to destroy any files he has on the project so this doesn’t Leak out to anyone…smart on her, so they agree….also I love the comedy, king shark raises his hand and Amanda says yes king shark? And he points at his hand and he says hand……and Amanda Waller says Yes that is ur hand, so then BloodSport says we’re all gonna die……then polka-dot man says I hope so…so then BloodSport says bloody hell……hahaha hah
So we cut back to the current time which is them on the beach where they decide to take a nap for the night and continue in the morning….oh while that happens we see one of the suicide squad members on team B giving his javelin to Harley Quinn and then we see her getting taken in by the Guards and Rick Flags gets cornered by other men….dun dun dun, anyways during the night polka-dot man gets all these polka-dots on his face so he gets up and goes vomit them out of his system….um ew anyways BloodSport wakes up but good thing he does because he sees king shark is about to devour Rat Catcher 2…..
So they wake up and stop him from eating one of his team members…..oh and if ur wondering how she didn’t wake up from being picked up and about to be eaten? Well because she was having a wonderful dream she said……lolo, BloodSport says well he was gonna eat u…which she said no way he has a good heart, and then King Shark said me hungry……haha hahaha……but Rat Catcher believes there’s good in Shark King…she likes finding the good in everyone….oh and she then summons rats…which scares BloodSport and I love this interaction
BloodSport: Ok calm down with the rats!
Rat Catcher: what?
BloodSport: I have a thing with rats!
Rat Catcher: u have a thing with rats and ur working with me!?
BloodSport: well it wasn’t something I asked for clearly!
Peacemaker: hahahahahah
BloodSport: the hell u laughing at me for man? Still in his underwear! Tighty Whities! Really?
Peacemaker: now that’s just racist
BloodSport: no its not racist, they’re tighty Whities!
Emilia: oh come the fuck on. BloodSport got a rat phobia
Amanda Waller: what? (Contacts BloodSport) u didn’t tell me u had a fear of rats Dubois?
BloodSport: I’m an assassin! Why would I share my liabilities! (Shrieks) (whispers) for fuck sakes.
Rat Catcher: aww, he’s offering you a pretty leaf to show u he means no harm.
BloodSport: why the fuck would I want a leaf?!
Peacemaker: (laughs)
BloodSport: just get the rats out of here!
Hahahahah I crack up at this scene
Anyway, the next day they head out, and they find the camp…where they see a group of people and the peacemaker says let’s kill them..which rat Catcher says I thought ur about peace? He says I am but I don’t care how many men women and children I have to kill to get that peace… rat Catcher says to Polka-dot man I thought u were the crazy one? Which he says I am….and BloodSport says fuck….lol
Anyways, they assume it’s a group of terrorists….notice how I say the words assume, they’re not certain….oh btw they find out that maybe Peacemaker is a little uhh nuts, Rat Catcher says to him I thought ur all about peace…which he says I am and I don’t care how many men, woman or children I have to kill to bring peace….which then Rat Catcher says I thought u Polka-dot Man is supposed to be the crazy one…which he says sigh I am……. Lolo Lolo yeah this entire team is just messed up let’s face the facts…
Also, this scene is disturbing if u think of it, they just killed a group of innocent people in cold blood, with zero to no ease and no emotions….hell Peacemaker freaking slaughters a guy in his sleep with an axe….in all fairness they had no idea they were good guys….speaking off….
Anyways they find General Flags who’s sitting having tea with the resistance leader lady. Whoops yep so uh the suicide squad just butchered innocent people instead of terrorists as they thought they were…. way, anyways they head out with Flags, and they get the help of the resistance lady, even though they just slaughtered her men….btw her own Shtick is her and her resistance is trying to take back her homeland…..ok why do we need this subplot?
Also speaking of subplots we go back to Harley Quinn who gets taken away to the the guy in charge of that same town that’s been taken over by the resistance are going against…huh what are the odds? Lolo
Anyways he wants to marry Harley, and she goes along with it for a bit then she murders him….so now the prince’s brother and his men go after Harley…..so now Harley needs to be saved, but hold off
Our main characters, stop Polka-dot Man, so they can ask him why his face gets all swollen and rainbow, and whether is it contagious. So he tells them his mother experienced him and his brother and used alien DNA on him which caused the spots as his power…..he tells them he often now sessions his mother and they ask where is she now, and he says everywhere…then we see him look at the group who all now look like his Kom wearing there clothing…..lolo this had me laughing so hard when I saw it, idk why…even Peacemaker reaction says it all he says great…..hahaha
So they meet up with a foreign driver named Milton who’s driving a van and’s trying to enter the borders, they then head out in some normal human clothing disguises so they can make their way into the bar where going to locate the Thinker, but king shark will have to wait in the car because even if a disguise fit him it would look out of place….he says I wear disguise, which he puts a finger over his nose and says fake mustache…which makes rat Catcher Giggle and the other 2 to say sorry mate fake mustache wouldn’t make u look different…ain’t that the truth…
On the way there on a bus, both BloodSport and Rat Catcher tell each other about themselves…..rat Catcher tells him about how she looked to her dad who she loved a lot….(who’s played by Taika Waititi? The hell) anyways he was rat Catcher 1…..so he loved rats, both he and she were poor they lived among rats in the sewers (hmmm surprised they never came upon master splinter and the TMTN down there lol)….anyways one day he just died and she was left on her own with the rats…..
BloodSport tells her why he’s afraid of rats, he says my dad used to use rats on me as a punishment…every time I disappointed him in any way he’d pull out the rat punishment where he tossed me in a cage filled with rats…….Jesus sounds like a horrible dad had…no wonder, if he’s horrified of rats, I would be as well…..BloodSport tells Rat Catcher by the end of this I’ll save u and get u out of here…which rat Catcher she’ll be the one to save……aw that’s a sweet moment
Anyway they make it to the bar and the Peacemaker orders them a round of drinks, while they wait there till the Thinker comes….so now they have time to kill, so then they start dancing on with people, and the scene is bizarre….we see Rick Flag and BloodSport having fun laughing, while Polka-dot Man is dancing but all he sees is everyone as his mother….so in his mind he’s dancing with his mom….ok that guy is mentally disturbed….I’ll put clip here
Eventually, the Thinker shows up, he heads to the bar so BloodSport heads to the bar, aims a gun at him, and tells him to keep it calm they are both friends and know each other…smile…..so they try to walk out the building after telling the Thinker that he’s gonna help them get into the secret government base for the secret files Amanda Waller sent them out to get….but then some officials come to arrest the gang because the king died and his brother has put a hit out on Harley and her friends…also Harley is being sentenced to death she’s gonna be executed….
So Rat Catcher and polka-dot man take Thinker through the back while BloodSport and Rick Flags and Peacemaker get taken away by the military men….on the way to their location in the van there put in, the leader of the military at the very least offers BloodSport a cigar and a smoke….he takes the offer and he has the guy light the cigar in his mouth for him….he starts having a conversation then he head butts the guy, all 3 starts attacking the men and BloodSport says in a comedic manner, I don’t smoke…then spits out the cigar…..Lolo
Anyway the car crashes, heavily off the road flipping over and over again, and yes they survive that somehow….the others catch up with them, and now they need to go save Harley because Rick Flags orders this to happen he is close friends with her for some reason…..so they go to save her….while she’s being tortured, anyways she’s being electrocuted…ok that’s a bit much….but she escapes after the torture leaves and she grabs the guard by her legs ans chocks him…….anyways she breaks free takes her staff with her…
Now we cut to our main characters who are getting out of their van, Rick Flag plans to have them split out, get every corner of the building to keep guard of any enemies, and have King Shark stay behind to keep an eye on the van. While Peacemaker, BloodSport, and Rick Flags sneak in through a window to sneak into save Harley…
All while she’s doing perfectly fine, lol yeah she’s taking down guards, taking 2 machine guns, and shooting her way out….btw here’s James Gunn being James Gunn. He replaces the blood with bright colors of flowers that are flying everywhere lolo… Any, way she makes it out of the building, sees a taxi calls it over then notices her friends in the distance so she gets out and heads to them…..
The team Is trying to prepare to sneak in, king shark uses the walkie-talkie and says bird….because he notices a bird…Jesus Christ….so then Harley shows up, which throws the group off guard…Rick Flag says we were about to come save u….she gets emotional about it and says I can go back in and u can save me…..then they say no nonits ok, her and BloodSport introduce each other…..now the gang have to make a plan to get into the military place…how u may ask? Easy there gonna have the Thinker drive in the van and have them in the back so he can sneak them inside through the security outside…..
They list the things that if Thinker does he dies…if he tries to escape he dies, if he pisses them off he dies…then Harley Quinn starts making quips saying and if we find out that ur making illegal license plates we will kill u…which Rick Flags says woah woah no that’s not gonna happen….but that doesn’t go without saying don’t make illegal license place….lolo
So they head past security, it starts raining when the team gets out of the van…Harley comments on how she loves the rain, it’s like angels are splooging all over us…..uhh huh ok that’s a weird way to look at it, anyways they sneak into the building with the Thinker…..they head down to the lower secret level of the building, while BloodSport, King Shark and Harley and polka-dot man head through the buildings to place explosives…….and here comes the creepy part, fair warning ahead….
So they pass by cells with humans with these alien Starfish with 1 single eyeball on it…covering their faces, they all start speaking in sync…saying that the Thinker has experimented on them and did things to them…. uh moving on…..so then we see some people tied to tables with the starfishes on there faces…..Rat Catcher says we need to take those off…..Thinker tells her that’s impossible they’re already dead underneath….and he looks over at a person with a Starfish torn off the face. What’s underneath is 2 to 3 strands of cords attached to the face and a giant implanted red shape of the Starfish where it was, with no eyeballs or nose…Jesus lord
So anyways Rick Flags asks who are these people?…….which leads to this conversation
Thinker: oh plz, unclutch ur fucking pearls Flag, we serve the same master.
Rat Catcher: we were sent here to stop u
Thinker: child, ur government didn’t send u here to save the world from alien technology. Ur government sent u Herr to government up there part In it.
Dunnnn dunnn dunnnnnn, what a twist….which causes Rick Flags to say ur a God damn liar…..(which if he took a moment to realize, he’d know that the government is shady)
Then the Thinker tells him their American government sent astronauts into space when they say the Starfish named Staro the Conquer (as he names it) just floating in space relaxing and enjoying itself…the Americans decided to take it back home as a property of theirs…
Ok, that’s F**ked up, and the American government wanted to study the alien, and test it…but since they were too afraid to get their hands metaphorically and later dirty, they decided to hand over (aka dump) Staro The Conquer onto the foreign government soil, where the Thinker helped the government experimented on the alien…also the alien took over men and woman and the children too…so they took those bodies into the secret government base and did horrific experiments on them to try to stud the alien, plus see if they can remove the alien off there faces….
What makes Starro stand out isn’t just that he’s a giant alien starfish — it’s the tragedy baked into his story. When he finally speaks, his last words hit like a gut punch: “I was happy…floating, staring at the stars.” Suddenly the whole rampage reframes itself. Starro wasn’t born a monster — he was made one. He only wanted to drift peacefully in space, but humans ripped him from his home to torture and weaponize him. Corto Maltese wasn’t destroyed because Starro wanted power; it was destroyed because of humanity’s arrogance. That final line lingers, because it’s not the words of a villain — it’s the words of a victim.
Uhhhhhhh, I have no comment to add to this except for the f**k? Anyways Rick Flags has heard enough he wants to expose to the world what the government did…this is wrong, so he goes to grab the codex from the files as he does, Peacemaker pulls a gun out at him… dun Dunn, he reveals that Amanda Waller hired him to make sure no secret information gets lose and available to the public…..otherwise it will cause an international incident….and Peacemaker Is all about peace in his own Fucked up way…..
Flags get mad at him saying THEY EXPERIMENTED ON CHILDREN!! But Peacemaker doesn’t care he says don’t make me do this, just hand me the codex…..so they both start fighting hand to hand fight, but first the ceiling collapses on them, except for Rat Catcher and the Thinker, no instead there left to Staro who now can break through the glass because it gets damaged….Thinker says what have u done? And Staro yanks the Thinker into the canister where the Thinker says plz don’t kill me I’m sorry plz, give me another chance…Staro isn’t having it, the thing uses its tendrils to tear the Thinker in half then smashes him against a window….yikes…
Anyways as for Peacemaker and Flags, they fall through the floor because the floor collapsed well more accurately the ceiling collapsed onto them, so they continue to fight each other and all that until the fight ends horribly….Peacemaker is on the floor and Rick is over him choking him, about to kill Peacemaker…. yay kill him Flags, he deserves to be killed…just then Peacemaker pulls out a shard of glass which he uses to stab Flags through the heart…. no, then we visually see inside him and his heart get punctured by the glass…yep he’s dead, his final words to Peacemaker is “Peacemaker, what a joke” then he falls over and dies…
I ain’t gonna lie this is the second death scene In this film that got me and that I wasn’t expecting, first Boomerang and now Flags? SMH
So anyways Rat Catcher sees Rick die, so Peacemaker chases her…she falls he’s about to shoot her, but he says sorry kid…then she begins for her life by saying no no, then we cut to 10 min earlier! Let me summarize this scene we see why the building starts collapsing….they place the bombs but 3 of them get distracted by fighting off guards in the office area of the building…all while King Shark gets extremely distracted by noticing a tank filled with unknown fish inside….he starts running around and calls them his new dumb friends….well King Shark that just rude…
Anyways the gang fights off the guards, Milton shows up for some reason and he gets shot…Polka-dot Man gets upset that Milton is dead, and Harley and the group forget there was a Milton in their group…lolo, Harley says I would have remembered if there’s a Milton….then Polka-dot Man uses his Polka-dot powers to take out more guards but it also detonates the bombs. Whoops….so the roof collapses, the building starts collapsing, King Shark and the entire tank that breaks have now flooded the floor, King Shark’s supposedly new dumb friends show up and show their sharp teeth and they start biting him no…
Don’t worry he survives, so they start falling because their floor starts tiling…..3 of them make it onto a ledge on the other side of the broken tower, while BloodSport falls onto the floor which the floor starts collapsing under him, also try making sense of this scene he’s standing there, the floor collapses…he stands in one position without being affected, then second floor collapses he still doesn’t fall nor is he affected, third floor collapses until he makes it to the bottom where peacemaker is about to kill Rat Catcher…and somehow BloodSport sticks the superhero landing, yes he just fell like 8 floors technically all while holding his stance and position…..physics aren’t I right?
So BloodSport sees that Peacemaker is about to shoot Rat Catcher so he pulls his gun out and shoots at Peacemaker, then Peacemaker at the same time shoots at BloodSport….but luckily we see in slow motion, that Bloodsport’s smaller bullet breaks through Peacemaker’s bullet and the bullet hits peacemaker in the neck…..yes yes yes!! He asks how. As he’s on the floor grabbing his neck, BloodSport says smaller bullet….. Then Peacemaker galls over and dies (I wish because he comes back for his TV show yeah sorry for that spoiler lolo)
Rat Catcher explains to BloodSport that Peacemaker killed Flags, all because he was gonna reveal that drive to the world….that has information of what the government has been doing……so now our main characters leave the building that’s collapsing, outside military men are waiting outside along with the dead king’s brother waiting for the suicide squad….the team makes it out the building collapses, plus Staro breaks out…..which we get this cool freeze frame on him this huge ginormous blue/pink 1 eyed aline Starfish which is the same size as a skyscraper….then the words Staro the conquer appear right next to him like it’s a comic…
Yep, now it’s time for our main reluctant heroes to face off against a Gigiant kaiju…. who, also if you all wondering where’s the freedom fighters? Eh, there storming the palace to take back their country…who cares let’s get back to the action….anyways these very small Staros come out of Staro’s armpits, and they land on the military men’s faces controlling them…the gang covers their faces, then in a horrifying scene all the military men who are now knocked on the floor or dead all at once start sitting up then stand up, one of them says “this city is mine!” Then they all start walking in sync to the city…ok that’s horrifying…
Amanda Waller called up saying Task Force X did u just see that? And BloodSport responds with “uh huh” Lolo just gotta love Idris Elba he brings comedy to his dialogs in any role….so Amanda Waller tells them the city isn’t there to deal with let the city die and return to her, although the gang start to betray her…they all start walking towards the city to save the day, out of moral reasons….instead of heading back
Amanda starts threatening them saying this is our last chance Task Force X!! Then she tells her men to open up the briefcase that’s holding The detonations to their heads….she activates them and says LAST CHANCE TASK FORCE X!! ABANDONED UR MISSION NOW!! Wow, Amanda Waller is a prick, she’s about to let a giant alien destroy an entire city, casting the deaths of innocent men, women, and children too….just then one of Amanda’s employers comes up behind her and smashes her against the head with a golfing club knocking her out…. yay!
Damn, that felt good, she deserved it….heck I’d say her entire crew think she deserved it…they were in shock that Amanda was about to let an entire city die….yeah that’s messed up, the woman tells Task Force X to combine with their mission…..so anyways let’s summarize up this battle, polka-dot man dies…how? Well the gang comes up with a plan to take down Staro, he tells the man hey!! Do u recognize who that is!? And polka-dot looks at him and BloodSport while pointing up at Staro says…IT UR your MOM!! Haha haha sorry I couldn’t get through that line without laughing…
So yeah polka-dot man now sees Staro as a giant version of his mother, there’s seriously something messed up with his head…..he injures the giant mother, and the Polka-dot man screams I’m a superhero!! That’s right I’m a super- (then stars stomps on polka-dot man killing him) Well yikes, at least he died being as delusional as he was when he was alive…
Anyway the gang starts losing, both Rat Catcher and BloodSport are on the ground injured, all the towns folks that are possessed stafts surrounding them and they tell them this city is mine!!!….. Then Rat Catcher says no the city belongs to them, she pulls out her dohicky that summons a ginormous swarm of rats….which swarm over both of them, BloodSport curdling up in fear panicking…..Rat Catcher putting her arm around him in his moment of trauma…how sweet, guess she’s sticking to what she said earlier…I’ll be the one to save u…
So anyways Harley jumps off a tall building uses her javelin and jumps into Staros eyeball, uh eww…all while the rats are nibbling away at Staros limbs…double ew….oh don’t worry it gets more gross, so she enters the eyeball which is covered in water, the rats join in…chew up some of the veins of the eyeball which start causing the eyeball to bleed inside uh eh
Then we see Staro losing his stance and starting to fall all while a pool of blood-covered water is swelling in his eyeball…ok moving on, Here’s a sad statement that Staro makes…he says through one of the possessed men “I was happy floating, staring at the stars” aw, then Staro falls over dies….so does the infected citizens….guess that’s the end of Staro The Conquer, also that was just sad….all he wanted was to relax and stare at the stars….all he was doing was relaxing, but humans decided to yank him away, take him to earth then experiment on it…..jeepers yeah this does seem like something the government would do, especially dumping something they don’t want to handle yet wanna study…onto foreign soils…
Anyways BloodSport calls up Waller and tells her that we have the drive and if my daughter sees the inside of a jail and if we get put back into prison I’ll press the publish button, and all the government secrets will be sent around the world…. oh burn….she tells him I told u I’d make u a leader Dubois, u got urself a deal…
Ok first thing that comes to mind, is why doesn’t Amanda Waller just activate the bombs in their heads? What’s stopping her? They just threatened her with releasing info about the government out to the world on YouTube….she should be blowing their heads up…not be like we’ll shiiiiit well looks like all have the upper hand on men’s nothing I can do….oh well yall win……
Anyways moving on, so the gang gets onto the helicopter…..Sebastián the rat sits on BloodSports leg, he is hesitant at first but he starts petting the rat…. aw he got over his fears….then rolls credits, so what’s the first end credit scene…well turns out Weasel is still alive….say what now? Yeah,, he is lying on the beach and he starts coughing and then wakes up…..it’s still the same time as it was when they got onto that beach…he just sits up coughs, looks around then scurries on off…
Oh how Fantastic, the child murdering Weasel is now out there…..good grief
Now the second end credit scene shows peacemaker in the hospital….yeah he survived somehow, and 2 of Amanda Waller’s men get put in charge of working with peacemaker…..setting up for the peacemaker show….they say this is just Amanda Waller getting back at us for knocking her out…..I mean if u ask me this is a cruel punishment if that’s the case, who would wanna work with a peacemaker? The guy is a loon…..anyways the end…
I hope y’all enjoyed this review…I’ve been wanting to review this one for a while, now I’m glad I did….let me know what y’all think of this review in the comment section…anyways until next time
