Spiderman Lotus: were do I even begin with this film? Well firstly I wanna make something clear this is a fan film, so we’re gonna be fair here. We really can’t be too harsh on the actors because again this is a fan film that’s good grief nearly 2 hours long and funded by fans….they gave this guy named Gavin whatever his last name is, it doesn’t really matter….anyways Gavin made this movie out of spite and hatred against MCU spiderman…

Yeah that’s right this isn’t a passion project or anything like that nope this film was simply made out of spite, which if u ask me that’s not the right way or mindset to make a movie….also this movie was funded by fans who gave him 130k dollars just because they hate Tom Holland spiderman, Jesus people get a life…spend ur money on something else more well worth ur time

Furthermore probably a bad idea to hire 2 racists , one of who is a pedophile….oh we’re really in for something I can tell…..lolo

Oh did I forget to mention that the Spiderman ans who also wrote the script is a racist? Yeah he’s been going around using the N word on social media…his excuse he came up with was and I quote “I’m racist because I was home schooled” uh huh sure buddy that totally checks out…not like that’s alot of BS…

Being home schooled doesn’t make u a racist, it’s ur uprising is the reason ur a racist….oh also the actor who plays green goblin in this film is a pedophile and a racist….oh goodie, such a great combo…..now all we’re missing is a mass murder and the unholy trinity will be complete….

Oh don’t worry the drama gets even worse, so get this the actor who plays Spiderman in this film and helped write the script btw, was apparently as a kid kicked out of the Spiderman fan club which apparently is a thing for some reason….so he made it his life goal to ruin Gavin’s vision of making a spiderman film, ok seriously what is this? An origin story for a villain? Lolo

So anyways things get worse, apparently the male actors came off a bit sexist (wow gee u don’t say?) Yeah so apparently the guy actors said, we know this sounds sexist but the female actors sucked at acting so we had to repair any damage with our better acting…..yeah sorry when u start a statement with I know it sounds Sexist, just don’t don’t finish that sentence…better yet don’t say anything more either….

Have yall noticed I just ranted for 436 amount of words and we’ve not even gotten to the main plot of this film….jeepers were really in for a mess of a movie…

So how do I summarize up this movie well, everyone is so sad because Gwen Stacy died….yeah I wish that I was joking when I say that but basically this 2 hour long movie!! Just revolves around Peter, MJ and Harry being sad that Gwen is dead, oh and Harry is double sad because his father is dead! This is the whole movie folks! I might as well leave it here but I won’t!

Also Peter is just a big douchebag to MJ in this film, I mean he’s at Gwen’s grave and MJ comes up and basically says no one is hitting on me there ignoring me I’m hoping u won’t plz….which ok wrong time to ask that, even Peter points it out…but Peter just goes really harsh he says it’s always about u u and u….u never think about anyone else! U always have to be the center of attention!…and this is supposed to be our main character btw, ladies and gentlemen Peter Parker is a Douche nozzle…I’m sorry what? Does he have the symbiote on him? (Spoiler alert, answer is no!) It would only make sense for him to be this much of a dick if he had the symbiote on…not him just being his normal self…

If yall are wondering is there any action scenes? Uhhh yes, just 1 action scene…..oh lovely, btw quickly wanna mention spidermans design in this film….it’s not a bad design it looks comic accurate, my only issue is that the design of the suit for some reason makes the shape of his Dick very noticeable…..idk why that was a design choice they went with…

The one and only action scene this movie has is with spiderman fighting the shocker…except this time shocker is wearing a red suit instead of a yellow and brown suit…also this fight scene is meh, spiderman drags other of shockers goons in front of him to use as shields…yeah last I checked spiderman wouldn’t do that….

Anyways I hope u enjoyed the 1 action scene because the rest of the movie is just oh we’re sad because Gwen Stacy is dead!….also there’s a side story spiderman visits a dying kid of cancer…which is pulled out of the comics, but It’s done poorly here, where in the comics we see spiderman revealing his identity and everything about him to a ransom boy, we the audience are wondering why? But then the final shot shows him leaving and pass by a sign that says home to the terminally Ill, which now all makes sense….that kid was dying so Peter is just conforming the kid, making his last wish a reality…to visit spiderman…

But here in this fan film that info about the boy having cancer is just dumped onto us as soon as he reads through the files on the kid…wow good job Gavin, wait to take out any tension and suspension….and just reveal the twist right away….so now yall wondering what exactly are we doing here? No seriously what are we doing here? This movie barley qualifies as a movie….I mean where like half way done with this movie and the only thing I know about our main characters are is that they are sad that Gwen Stacy is dead!

Gwen Stacy is dead this, Gwen Stacy is dead that…oh Gwen Stacy Gwen Stacy Gwen Stacy!! Come on we need a plot to progress the story, having our characters being sad…is not a plot, especially not a plot worthy of a 2 hour film….anyways we get a back flash scene of spiderman fighting green goblin…oh sorry I meant green pedophile…..the little boy asked spiderman what happened that day….short answer goblin died, long answer goblin died…ok cool we all caught up now?

Then spiderman does something that I just think it’s what’s the word, gross….he starts to drama dump all his emotions and woes onto a dying 8 year old boy…..wow, just wow…I don’t think I need to express how all sorts of wrong that is…Peter the kid is dying of cancer, he has God knows how many days he has left, and ur over here saying to him oh woe is me my girlfriend is dead I’m not the hero u think I am….Peter I think the kid has is worse then u! God ur insufferable in this film…

So spiderman gets told by the dying kids mother that he needs to go back upstairs and make the boy happy…wow the fact that he couldn’t come to this realization alone and had to have the mother blatantly say it to his face just tells me exactly what kinda spiderman this guy is…..an idiot that’s what he is…

So he does go back upstairs and basically is like uh uhh I’m sorry, thr boy forgives him and they hangout…finally something nice, anyways yes the kid does die of screen but this pushes Peter into continuing to be spidermna…huh what a nice way to end this film, Peter has come full circle, at first he wasn’t sure I’d he should continue as spiderman but now he has he motivation to continue…that was a lovely end- wait wait hold on, wait just one moment!

30 more min? What the hell!? What else can this film possibly have to say that feels like it needs to continue for 30 more min!? Nah nah I’m putting my foot down, this is where I draw the line…u had a great place to end off at, Peter finding a reason to continue to be spiderman…that’s a great way to end this film, but nah why do that…and let’s just spend the next 30 min on oh Gwen’s dead were sad….ughhhhhhh

BTW MJ and Harry do have a scene together of talking to each other, while there upset and admitting to one another why they are upset…..because Gwen’s dead, sighhhhhhh….ok I think I just found my limit of how many more times I can take hearing Gwen’s dead this and Gwen’s dead that…..look there was only one good time Hollywood adapted the death of Gwen Stacy really well and that was the amazing spiderman 2….

Trying to recapture that same moment again is impossible, u just don’t try to do it…but nope that’s didn’t stop Gavin from accomplishing his vision….how do I even summarize this movie up. Well it be like the equivalent of if someone took that last 5 min of the amazing spiderman 2 and decided to stretch it out to 2 hours….yeah sorry buddy that’s not interesting enough for a 2 hour long movie….it worked as a 5 to 10 min scene because it gave Peter enough time to mourn her, to feel bad about himself…to wonder if he should continue to be spiderman….

Then continue to be spiderman he does, but this fan film? Just doesn’t cut it….I mean how interesting can it be just hearing and seeing our dynamic trio being sad that Gwen Stacy is dead, before u feel like u wanna smack ur head against a glass table? For me it was the 4th time they mentioned it…..now I’m not gonna rate this movie, there’s no reason too…it’s a fan film, it’s not a Hollywood blockbuster film….so it be rude for me to give a rating off of it as a movie…..but as a spiderman property it fails massively 0/10 sorry not sorry buddy ehehehehe….