Star Wars The Battle For Endor: finally where on the last of these Ewok specials so now I can finally be free of this dreadful curse…..no I’ve never liked the Ewoks and after watching these 2 specials I think I’ll now never be a fan of the Ewoks like ever….so let’s get into the review shall we? No seriously shall we ugh

So in this film, our main characters the girl the boy and the father are still living here on Endor because of reasons…..also the mother is dead for some reason…….she had suffered from they didn’t pay me enough money to come back Vitus…….

Also our 2 kids are about to leave the planet to go head to school…..how thrilling, they ask Wicket if he wants to come and he says no no Wicket no school, Wicket stay here…….and no it doesn’t make sense that he can talk here when in return of the Jedi that takes place after this special…he could only say like Goonda……

so anyways our main characters get attacked by a female that looks like a rejected Power Rangers character, and the main villain of the group that looks like a rejected Planet Of The Apes character….and his goons attack the Ewoks and their village…..they kill off the girls brother and father……but her reaction to them dying is well….ok let me rephrase that her lack of reaction…..her reaction is dad and brother are dead……….wow good job of caring about ur dead brother and father huh? It’s like oh Dad and my brother are dead oh well at least I got Wicket…..good grief……..

So then we get introduced to one of the most derpiest little creatures in this film…….now I know that Jar Jar Binks is an unlikable character who’s hated by the majority of the star wars fan base…..I included, but this creature in this film jeepers, I’ve not ever wanted to strangle an annoying thing in a film before straight off the bat but here we are….also I’m gonna get nightmares from this thing he’s gonna appear somewhere in my dreams…..I just badly want to rip it apart hahahahha

But then he takes the girl and Wicket to a hut to make some food, but then the man in charge of the house played by Wilfred Brimley……oh good grief I didn’t know Wilfred Brimley was in this special!……Eat ur Oat Meal Wicket!….”hi I’m Wilfred Brimley, and I wanna talk to u for a few min about diabetes” Wilfred freaking Brimley….good grief, so he sends both them out of his house because we all know how this story goes, an old guy whos bitter with the world isn’t nice to our main characters, goes and makes them go away sleep outside but then eventually starts growing a heart for them and takes care of them…we’ve heard this before to many times

so anyways we get a scene or let me rephrase that a horrifying scene of Wicket sitting down with the girl having his arm around her….here’s the image

Wicket looking like he belongs on Endors most wanted sex offenders list……I mean good God who exactly when editing this film thought oh yeah this looks perfectly fine and innocent nothing wrong with the way this looks……ok let’s move on from the perverted shot of Wicket before I lose it…..

So anyways our rejected-looking planet of the ape’s villain kidnaps and enslaves the rest of the Ewoks for reasons that involve wanting to unlock some kinda power for him….to make u him powerful, what a shocker……all while Wicket is just baking pie with the annoying derpy thing and Wilfred Brimley……for all he knows his own kind is dead but he’s here baking pies…..good grief

So then Wicket and the girl decides to head to save the other Ewoks but they get captured….what a shocker…..so Wilfred Brimley goes full commando…..no eww not that kinda commando, I mean like Arnold Schwarzenegger getting dressed up for battle at the end of the first Predator film…..so anyways he heads out to save them hurray….

So then Wilfred Brimley puts Wicket in charge, really? I mean for all he knows he might have just put the most stupidest one of them in charge…..the only reason he put him in charge is because he knows him by name……so anyways to no one’s surprise Wicket is completely stupid and gets himself hurt wow what a shocker…..so anyways the planet of the apes baddie comes out with a sword….and I don’t mean a lightsaber I mean a sword…..then him and Wilfred Brimley start fighting……and Wilfred is using a wooden staff…..I never thought I’d want to see a sword fight with Wilfred Brimley but here we are….

So the film ends with Wicket using some kinda magical rock to turn the ape guy into stone…..that totally made sense and didn’t just come straight out of left field….no sir not at all and the day is saved I guess yayy?…..jeepers ok compared to both these Ewok specials this one wasn’t the worst but it also isn’t what u would call the best either…….so overall I’m gonna give this straight to TV film a solid ehhhh 4/10 this is also on Disney plus