So here’s my reviews on each individual episode of Wandavision…..also these reviews are gonna be kinda shorter then usual…..well some of them will be at least…..also heres the trailers for this season…..yes I’m gonna type up the remaining 3 once avaliable….
Oh BTW Disney and Kevin himself said from this show forward, the mcu shows will be important to watch, because they will set up events that will get finished off or appear in future films….oh and fun fact…this show is gonna be setting up the events for doctor strange 2 and spiderman 3….thats right Wanda will somehow open up the multi verse…which means now mutants and other characters Disney has recently gotten the rights to…can now appear in the mcu….also warning ⚠️, these reviews are gonna have massive spoilers….so if any of u haven’t seen this show yet and want to…then don’t read this….u been warned
Wandavision episodes 1 and 2: so for these first 2 episodes, they are black and white sitcom….thats the best way to describe these 2 episodes…..there in black and white, also have a laugh track in the background….so basically what we see is this town called West-View….and we see Wanda….also Vision?….yes thats right he’s back….but how?…well ill get to that in the episode 6 review….anyways so they both get married….they live in the suburbs…..Vision has a job as an accountant….thats basically all u need to know about these 2 episodes….its a sitcom….in black and white…somehow Vision is alive….him and Wanda live in a town in the suburbs…also heres a clip I liked…thats from episode 2
Also another important thing…by the end of the second episode….everything turn to color…so the era of sitcom in episode 3 and so on is different….see unknowingly she’s changing the sitcom eras that there living in….now I know u all might be confused..well u should be…this is a confusing show…..each week an answer gets answered…but also about 2 or 3 other questions pop up….if u know what I mean….meaning hopefully this will all make sense….by episode 9……anyways I do recommend this show….its a weird show….im gonna give these first 2 episodes a solid 8/10
Wandavision episode 3: so this episode its all in color…..and again they are living there normal lives…also Wanda gets pregnant…..how?…well um….idk……also we get introduced to another character named Monica……oh and we do see something is odd with this world of Wanda’s…..later in this episode one of there neighbors starts sawing a hole into there brick wall…..oh and there neighbor and another neighbor named Agnes……start whispering to each other….oh and the doctor who comes to Wanda’s house to see how pregnant she is…he says he is going on vacation with his wife…but later Vision sees him and asks why didn’t u go on ur trip…he said ah u know its hard to leave this city…..😐🙄….ohhhhh….yeah I think something is up…..anyways at the end of this episode…there neighbor Monica cokes in to Wanda’s home…she says something that triggers Wanda…she mentions her brothers death….which makes wanda wonder how she knows about her brother…which then makes Wanda use her powers to I kid u not push Monica through the walls and outside of the barrier surrounding the city…and outside the city we see its night time and there’s this base built outside…behind the barrier surrounding the city……who are these mysterious people?.. ..what are they trying to do?….well all will be found out in episode 4…..oh also wanda looks back at vision and what she sees is dead vision….meaning for a moment she sees vision, with a hole in his head and pale….like he looked like at the end of infinity war….woe this scene was a bit Grimm..anyways I do like this episode…the plot is interesting…..there mysterious things that keep u as a watcher invested to come back and watch next weeks episode…im gonna give this episode a solid 9/10
Wandavision episode 4: so we start off with seeing Monica waking up in a hospital…see she just came back from the snap….yes thats right she’s one of the many people that turned to ash from Thanos…..but seems she was in a hospital when she got wiped off the face of the earth…anyways she wakes up tiny out her mother passed away during the five years she was gone….see I like this because we see a dark take on how the snap effected people….unlike Spiderman far from home…which played the snap off like a joke……seriously why do that…..thats not a hahah funny moment…..imagine it ur best friend or family or lover just turned to dust in front of u…..that ain’t funny……sigh…..so anyways then we see her and a guy named agent Jimmy Woo….(who appeared in Antman 2)….anyways we see these 2 walk up to the barrier….which then we see Monica get sucked into it…..so skipping a bit some times passed, we see they built there base outside the city…..they hire a group of people to come and help…one of which is a woman named Darcy…..yes that Darcy, from Thor 1 and 2……so im gonna summarize up the middle of this episode….we see them send in a toy helicopter into the barrier….but for some reason it shows up as in color…inside the barrier, yet the world in that barrier is in black and white……yeah see there able to see what going on inside the barrier, by watching it on TV monitors…don’t ask how that’s possible…..anyways we then see agent Woo try contacting wanda from the radio…thats him who says on the radio in episode 1…or was it episode 2….ah well….the voice said …wanda hello can u hear me…who did this to u….turns out it was Woo that did that…..so this is pretty much what the episode is like….seeing the sword agents trying to contact Wanda…..anyways episode ends with them seeing her toss Monica out of the barrier….so yeah thats this episode…..I honestly say this is a my favorite episode in this season…gonna give it a solid 10/10
Wandavision episode 5: so im gonna start off with showing the mid season trailer, so here u go……
Also i hope u stick around because this ending has a special cameo appearance…..I don’t any of u will want to miss this…..so in this episode we see Wanda has finally given birth to her kids…both boys…..or was that in the previous episode…I don’t remember….anyways they are aging fast…because wanda can control things….also we get some small information from Monica that she use to know captain marvel…..yes she’s the older version of that kid captain marvel met in her standalone film….see I think that’s clever…..so anyways I’m just gonna skip to the ending….so at the end of this episode Wanda and Vision have an argument….because Vision has kinds had enough…he is saying….he has no memories of what happened before West-View….he wants to know whats outside of West-View…and what happened to his memories…..but before anything else happens the door bell rings and Wanda goes an answers the door…and guess who is at the door…..thats right its Evan Peters Quicksilver…..woo-hoo
Now I know what u all be thinking….wait how…he’s the X-men Quicksilver…well idk….I can’t tell if this is X-men Quicksilver…or if this is mcu Quicksilver with Evan Peters face…or if this isn’t Quicksilver at all but instead a shape shifter….or he might just be some random man that looks like Evan Peters…and wanda…unknowingly gave him Quicksilvers powers…..its hard to tell…because its set up that wanda can only bring in physical people into her world….and can only bring back someone from the dead if she had that physical dead body near her….so idk…I can’t explain this….so anyways yes this is how the episode ends….honestly I really liked this episode alot…due to this special cameo…..I recommend this episode…gonna give this episode a solid 10/10
Wandavision episode 6: so this episode is a Halloween themed episode…..its odd but Wanda in this episode dresses up in her comic book accurate suit ….so does Quicksilver, and Vision….also one of her sons dresses up like Quicksilver…..he’s basically being the fun uncle to Wanda’s 7 year old kids…..and no i still don’t know if this is X-men Quicksilver or mcu Quicksilver or something else entirely…..I mean he has the face of X-men Quicksilver….but the memories of mcu Quicksilver….also he acts a bit of a douchebag in this episode…which matches neither of those 2 Quicksilvers….so…idk, I got nothing…ur guess is as good as mine…hopefully we find out by the end of this season……so anyways we see that everyone is out trick or treating….vision decides to stray away from his wife and kids and Quicksilver….he heads to near the borders….he sees Agnes in her car….she says to him….who are u…are u an avenger?….u here to save us…..then vision says who the avengers…..uh oh he does not know who the avengers are….so anyways he heads to the borders….he breaks his way through….he sees all the agents standing there…..while he’s screaming for help…the people in the city need help….oh forget to mention Vision can only stay alive in that city…..outside the borders his body starts disintegrating….😞…ill admit it was kinda grim seeing vision die again…..anyways we see that Wanda’s kids have somehow unlocked there powers…one of her kids, had an ability to have like ultra vision…where he can sense and see where vision is…..Remember how I said idk who this Quicksilver is…well its because then he comes up and says ” hehehe its not like vision can die twice”…see what I mean this doesn’t match the mcu Quicksilvers or X-men Quicksilvers personality…..which then makes Wanda mad at him…she uses her powers to knock him backwards….oh and to confuse u even more…I forget to mention this Quicksilver says some stuff earlier…that hints at he’s mcu Quicksilver…but also aint…..he a bit earlier says this ” I got shot and died like a chump, and died for nothing…then I heard u call for me beyond the grave, so I came back in ur life…because I can tell u need me…so im here to cause some tension between u and ur husband”…..died for nothing?..huh……Quicksilver died by getting in the way of bullets to prevent those from hitting Hawkeye and a kid…does that qualify as nothing?…so he looks like xmen Quicksilver…but he has memories of mcu Quicksilver 🤨….but also he says something that doesn’t doesn’t match the mcu Quicksilver….oh then there is that part of him saying oh he’s hear to cause tension between wanda and Vision…doesn’t match any Quicksilver personalities….oh and the only thing wanda questions about Quicksilver is what happened to ur accent…..seriously…Wanda thats the part of this Quicksilver thats odd?…how about the fact he doesn’t look like or sound like ur brother u know!?….so anyways then Quicksilver says “what happened to urs?”….again, which Quicksilver is this!?…..so anyways so after wanda pushes her brother aside….literally……she expands the borders around her village…..and well the entire of swords base gets swallowed up into the city…including Darcy, and majority of the sword agents…luckily Agent Jimmy Woo escapes….and a handful of others escape….including Monica…..so yeah thats how the episode ends…with the fans still and even more confused who this Quicksilver is…how he got there?…why does he seem to be more aware of what’s going on..then everyone else in this city?…..oh yeah forget to mention…for some reason he’s more aware whats going on……don’t even ask…im already confused…..about all of this….also now all of sword agent place is swallowed up in Wanda’s city….Including Darcy….her fate is unknown right now…..hope well get some information in this Friday’s episode…oh and I guess the answer of did vision get brought back to life…answer is no….he can only exist in Wanda’s town that she has hexed…..so as of right now it looks like Wanda’s the bad guy…..wonderful…..seriously why didn’t she find someone else to rebuild vision for her…so she didn’t have to do something drastically horrible….oh right because she’s lost her mind….oh u think I’m joking….im not….see after vision died…she got depressed and well her mind in a way snapped…as in, she’s bat shite crazy….it happens in the comics…and its happening now….now I think its time I mention 2 theories….lets see how accurate they’ll be….first one is…that ain’t Quicksilver…its Mephysto in disguise….now if ur wondering who he is…well he’s essentially marvels Satan…..no seriously…thats who Mephysto is….second theory that has nothing to do with Quicksilver….well in the comics…u see Wanda decides to use her power to get rid of half mutants…she says no more mutants….now fans are speculating that she’ll do the reverse in this show…where instead she’ll bring mutants into the mcu…honestly that might explain how mutants will be able to exist in the mcu…might also be the way this all sets up for doctor strange 2 and spiderman 3….u know opening up the multi verse….which does lead me to my 2 theories on Quicksilver……theory 1….this is X-men Quicksilver…he’s been plucked out of his universe…and is given mcu Quicksilvers memories….and thoughts……or theory 2….this is some random bloke who looks like Evan Peters, and unknowingly wanda gives him Quicksilvers powers….because its said in this episode by wanda…she can’t bring back people from the dead, without there being a physical body near by….or in reach….
So yeah thats my theories…..I hope I’m right on one of them….also id like ur guys opinion and thoughts….which Quicksilver is ur favorite?
A. MCU Quicksilver
Or
B. X-men Quicksilver
So anyways time for my rating…honestly I really liked this episode…because we’ll Evan Peters as Quicksilver….so of course this was gonna be a win…I always liked that Quicksilver…glad to see him again….and this episode leaves me with so many questions….hopefully they get answered within the next and last 3 episodes left….so we still have 2 weeks from this Friday…..so to be precise….17 more days to wait….Jesus lord im excited…to far…..im gonna give this episode a solid 10/10
Wandavision episode 7: so were getting closer to this bizzare season being over….only 2 more episodes after this episode….and oh boy this episode is strange and has a twist ending…I mean just look at the title of this episode…..breaking the fourth wall…..I kid u not, thats the title of this episode….oh if u can’t tell already, this episodes plays out like a modern family episode…..so yeah keep that in mind while reading this review……so anyways in this episode we see Wanda is in her house by herself with her kids…..if ur wondering why, I’ll get to that…..also remember how I say this episode is like modern family…..well there’s scenes where wanda and Vision sit down and talk to the audience, like there being interviewed…..so anyways we see vision is alive and he’s at a carnival…..he finds Darcy, but her memories are altered….so he uses his abilities to restore her memories….so now with her memory back they get into a truck and head to wanda….also she catches vision back up with whats been happening….apparently vision had no memories of dying in infinity war……she tells him that he told wanda to let her kill him so she can save the population….granted that didn’t work so u know…..so anyways a traffic light then turns to red and doesn’t turn to green so then people come and try to fix the light…so back to outside the city…..agent Woo sends in Monica back into the city….she breaks through using a big armored truck…..so the. Monica get in and confronts wanda…..no a fight doesn’t happen, but she does try to tell her to stop all of this…right as this happens…ms Agnes comes out and takes wanda away saying u need to rest….uh oh something is going on…oh and she says Monica has overstayed her welcome…..so anyways back to vision…he’s now sitting on a chair outside the truck being interviewed….u know like modern family….and I love this scene because he says “wait hold on what am I doing here?..why am I talking to u all?…I need to get to my wife”…..🤣🤣🤣…..lovely vision broke the fourth wall….brilliant…..so anyways now Darcy is stuck there….and the episode ends with wanda going down into Agnes basement….when she gets down there she sees weird purple vines….and then Agnes comes down there and we find out she’s a witch, she been behind all of this…😱😱….dun dun dunnnnn!!..
..oh and her real name is Agatha Harkness…..yeah now the plot thickens……man I can’t wait for the next 2 episodes to find out what’s going on…oh and there a post credit scene that shows Monica snooping around outside of Agatha house…and we see Quicksilver behind her…looks like he’s about to capture her….uh oh…so maybe he is a badguy?….I don’t know….well find out….anyways im starting to like this show alot…the plot keeps thickening….and I’m invested…..im gonna give this episode a solid 10/10
Wandavision episode 8: so im gonna start off with saying we finally get lots of information in this episode…..and we’re getting close to the season finale…..only 1 week away….I cannot wait. Stay tuned for the finale episode…….ok anyways on with the review…..so in this episode we find out a few things….so let’s get to what those are…so in this episode we first see who Agatha Harkness is …she’s a witch from the Salem witch trials……I should warn u to some of u…..some people might not like or can’t stand scary images….so warning…we do see Agatha suck out life force out of another witch….we see the corpses shrunken in dead face…with her eyes still staring at Agatha….so if that kinda imagery nerves some of u guys…then there’s ur warning about that……oh and basically this entire episode of of Agatha Harkness showing and having Wanda relive her past childhood and when vision was alive…..she wants to find out why wanda is worthy of her powers….basically she wants Wanda’s powers for herself…….now im just gonna mention a few things I found interesting and important that we find out…….we finally get to see her parents…..ok cool……also heres a retcon….we find out wanda always had her powers when she was a kid….but in age of ultron we find out she and her brother got there powers from the mind stone…but now its she had powers all along….and the mind stone amplified her powers…..u will soon understand why there doing this……so anyways we also find out how vision is back…….well she goes and visits the sword base…..they are working on visions dead body…..they allow her to see him….she does……she touches visions body and says i can’t feel u……aww…because Vision said to her in infinity war he can feel her….anyways she drives to West-View….and she opens a letter that Vision apparently gave her…it turns out he brought them a house …his plan was to have them both move in…..😢😢😢…im not crying, ur crying…..thats sad……so anyways she has a emotional breakdown and uses her powers to turn the town into her perfect town and make it into a black and white sitcom….because she grew up watching those….and she loves those……oh and she somehow manifested vision from out of nowhere….so no vision aint alive…..sadly…..😢….so anyways the episode ends with Agatha Harkness pulling wanda out of this trance of showing her the past…and Agatha is floating in the air holding ropes around Wanda’s kids necks….uh oh…..oh wait for it….she says u were always meant to become the Scarlett Witch…..oh she finally said it….yes now wanda is able to be called the Scarlett Witch…she wasn’t able to in the past because they didn’t have the rights to calling her that…but now since they own fox xmen…they now do….hurray….so anyways there’s an end credits scene…..where we see Sword agents powering up the new body for vision they been working on…for there own selfish needs…thats right, a new body….this version of vision is called spectral vision….his body is fully white….and this version has no human emotions or human side to him unlike the vision we all know and love….this one is a complete robot…who follows orders….uh oh….I can’t wait for next weeks episode when we get to the season finale….im gonna give this episode a solid 10/10
Wandavision episode 9: ok dear lord where do I start…..sigh……I actually hated this episode…..and this is the season finale….its not because of the ridiculous leaks…its because of the Quicksilver thing….ill get to that in a bit…..
• so right away in this episode we see Wanda fighting against Agatha Harkness….a little Witch on Witch fight…..oh wanda gets her kids to go back in the house…..and wanda tosses a car onto Agatha Harkness…straight into a house…and we see her legs and shoes sticking out underneath…”witch” hehehe…is a nice callback to the wizard of oz…when Dorothy landed the house on the wicked witch of the east….anyways spectral Vision comes into the city and wanda doesn’t know what to make of it….he tries squashing her head…but Vision comes in and saves her….thats right we get a Vision vs Vision….so back with the sword agents….I forget to mention this specific guy who worked on the spectral Vision….I forget his name so let’s call him major douchebag….reason I say that is he’s a bad guy…and my bad he’s the worst….as in he’s to much of a Sterotypical villain….he tells agent Woo of his plan…it was to create spectral Vision against his will…of not wanting to being bought back to life…and he wants to kill wanda for some reason…so yeah he’s a bad guy….and Woo is against his plan…understandable…..oh get this he tampered with the cameras to make it look like wanda stole visions body and reanimate him…..wow….what a douchebag…oh don’t worry he gets worse….but first….oh boy i want to mention the major problem I have this with episode…..Quicksilver……now at first I thought maybe he’s xmen Quicksilver because he’s Quicksilver and being played by Evan Peters…who played Quicksilver in the xmen films….or I thought its mcu Quicksilver with a new face….see that would made sense for him to be x-men Quicksilver…to set up the multi verse…but nope instead Disney used him in favor of a Dick joke….I kid u not…this isn’t Quicksilver…this is a random dude named …get this…Ralph Bohner…..😑😑😑……ill repeat that again….Ralph……”Bohner”……im not gonna describe what that is…im just gonna hope my audience is smart enough to know what that is….so um wow yeah…he’s not any Quicksilver…he’s a normal Joe named Ralph Bohner…whos been out under Agatha mind control…..🤦♂️…….seriously….Disney?…u had a chance to use this Quicksilver to ad him into the mcu….but noooo….u and Kevin Feigi did this….oh well we own the xmen…and we own the rights to Evan Peters Quicksilver…we could add him into the mcu….nahhhh….I say let’s use him for a dick joke…….seriously….I mean just common….thats just to juvenile…..who are u trying to aim that joke to…..I get it ur aiming it towards a bunch of juvenile idiots….honestly this pissed me off….its like they used him just to then punch people in the ball sacks……yes I know what I did there…his name is Ralph Bohner and I said punched in the ball sack….ha ha ha….sew me!….😑😑….Im sorry but I can’t get over this….he was the best cameo in this show…and Disney ruined it….congrats Disney u have lost me and my interest in the future of the mcu….oh and I just quote in quote like Ralph’s reaction….he says …Bohner…heheh pfff……wow real mature….just so mature!!….😡😡…oh and get this…today they announced there new xmen title…its not gonna be x-men…its gonna be called The Mutants…..🤦♂️…..I don’t know how I feel about that….so anyways majority of this episode is of Agatha trying to steel Wanda’s powers…..by convincing her holding everyone against there will is bad…she releases the people minds…and wanda finds out how much damage she caused…trust me this is dark….alot of them come up to here saying can I go back home…yeah I want to see my kids…haven’t seen them in long time….we keep seeing and feeling ur dark emotions…..plz let us go….😐😐😐….Jesus lord Disney….ur really making wanda the bad guy here aren’t u….so anyways she does take down the barrier but as that happens…vision and her kids start turning into dust….uh oh…so she doesn’t take it down for now…….so now wanda and Vision ans her kids do they fighting Agatha…but problem is that the sword agents do come into the city……(side note……captain douchebag handcuffed agent Jimmy Woo……because he doesn’t like his plan……but don’t worry he does break loose of the handcuffs……)…
Anyways Monica joins up and helps…..but captain douchebag tries shooting her…oh wow great so interesting 😑…..but Wanda’s kid who has speed powers….stops the bullets….saving Monica…..now all a sudden captian Douchebag gets in his car and wants to graduate from class A Douchebag…to a class A child murder……ok Disney i think u have taken this a bit out of hands….don’t worry Darcy drives her truck into captain douchebags truck…..and what happens to him…well in the end credits he gets arrested….good riddance….I hope we never see him again…..no I mean it….I hope we never…..because he was a pathetic villain…..anyways let’s get back to some good stuff….vision does fight vision….but that ends with vision giving some of his memories to spectral Vision….and he says I am vision…then he flies off and is not see again….I mean I um…I don’t care…cool I guess….that ended to abruptly……like what happened?…is spectral Vision now vision?….where’s he off to?….ect….I don’t know…..who knows when we’ll find out next…..so anyways if ur wondering how the wanda vs Agatha fight ends…..well Agatha shows wanda that she has witch powers that are stronger then Agathas…..and that she’s mention in this book called the dark hold……it says she’s destined to bring an end to the world….uh oh….so now wanda unlocks her true self…the Scarlett Witch….thats right now she has her comic book accurate outfit….finally…..so the fight ends with Scarlett Witch permanently having Agatha trapped in her own body by having her love her life as a nosy neighbor…..oh burn……she releases the hex around the city…everyone memories go back to normal…..she and vision and her kids go home….she tucks her kids away and they and vision vanish…so we have to see vision die again…..lovely……she heads off ans goes and lives in a cabin…where she’s using the dark hold to find a way to bring her kids back…..oh and we get 2 end credits scene where we see captain douchebag get arrested and Jimmy Woo and his agents clean up the city……oh and Monica gets talked to by a skrull…..ok im gonna be honest….I don’t like the skrulls……I didn’t like them in captain marvel…and found them tedious here ans in the end credits of Spiderman far from home….so the skull tell her a guy important wants to talk to her ….he’s in space….and thats sets up for the secret invasion….which will be a marvel TV series…then set up for captain marvel 2….ughhhh….oh and that whole wanda reading the Dark hold sets up for doctor strange 2…..somehow……the end….overall I didn’t like this episode…..mainly because of that dumb Quicksilver Bohner joke…like seriously Disney?….thats dumb and juvenile……oh and get this the actor who played vision teased that there was going to be a cameo in this episode….a actor he been wanting to play with…..but nope turns out he teased us ..turns out that person he wanted to play with…is himself…….ha……ha….ha!!…ha!!!…..im not laughing!!! 😡😡……thats not funny…..honestly gonna give this episode a solid 3.2/10
