Spiderman Far From Home:

Let’s start off with the trailers enjoy

So the plot of this movie is we start off with Nick Fury and Maria Hill at some town thats destroyed and abandoned and then this random man spawns out of nowhere….a guy named Mysterio….(played by Jake Gyllenhaal) (yeah a bizzare yet nice casting choice)….anyways he tells them u don’t want to be apart of this and he shoots our powers our of his hands…and thats the opening…how long is this opening?….2 min…wow thats short…..its like there rushing through the beginning…..besides that I’d like to mention my complaint with this film….although Tony is dead….in this film…it doesn’t feel like he’s dead….he’s constantly mentioned in this film….there is a image of him on the plane ride that Peter took with his class mates to Venice….BTW how rich is his school?…where there above to take school trips to Venice….and afford tickets for a plane ride for a group of students…..im guessing this school is completely rich…..oh and this film shows a big painting of iron man in the side of a wall…and if u didn’t guess yet that the villian was affected by Tony…then clearly u have not catched on which type of Spiderman movies the mcu has brought us….like Jesus is this film obsessed with Tony?…ok so besides that I do like a scene that comes up….it shows Peters school and we see 2 students appearing on TV doing a news real…and they’re talking about thr snap…but of course this film can’t make that seem menacing…so they call it the blip….so we went from the snap…that was horrific…to see our main heros die….to now being called the blip..
..sigh…and oh yeah if u couldn’t take that seriously…well then they decide to show people just plopping back into life…u know the ones that died….it looked weird us seeing people just plopping in out of nowhere….oh and if ur wondering why Ned and MJ and half of peters school mates including Flash still look the ages from Spiderman Homecoming…which was 7 years ago in the timeline….well this film gives us an answer….well all his school mates turned to ash and well since bo one ages when snapped to dust….when they came back there still same ages….oh and they are still in high school, yet some of the school mates have graduated and grown up….don’t ask…..so anyways yes Peter and his school go to Venice….and now we start the B plot of Peter trying to ask MJ on a date….so he tries to sit near MJ on the plane…he end up sitting near his odd ball of a teacher……oh I forget to mention for some reason in this film Happy Hogan has a bit of a Crush on aunt May…..blahhhh 🤢…..moving on!!….also Hogan is here for Peter to help him out when he needs it….thats nice…..and sweet….when I mean hes here for Peter…I mean he is there for him whenever he calls and needs help from him…..so on the plane Peter tries watching TV and there 3 documentary he passes by and 2 of which is just why…one is of Tony…get it Because this film doesn’t want people to forget he’s dead…and he passes by another one called the snap….seriously? Why would anyone sane want to make a documentary on the day a homicidal alien did mass genocide…..well I mean u do u….reality is sometimes disappointing….yes I just quoted Thanos……ur welcome…..and the third documentary is about Hydra…….ok that one is the least illogical…..and they get to the airport and we see a giant screen of Tony on it….sighhhh….🤦‍♂️…..ok let’s skip a bit….they split up in Venice and do stuff…then a giant eater monster starts attacking the city…and Peter can’t find a good place to put on his spider suit….luckily Mysterio comes out of nowhere…BTW his character looks bizzare…he has a fish bowl around his head and is wearing a dark purple cape and wearing dark green spandex….and dark green with gold metal plate on his chest….yeah thats his outfit…oh and he can fly and do mystical powers …doesn’t this sound familiar?….should be its like doctor strange….so anyways here’s the clip

So skipping a bit….Nick Fury sneaks into peters room and recruits peter and knocks out ned…so he can’t hear what there talking about…..so anyways in nicks secret base which is under Venice….there is Mysterio….his name is Quentin Beck…..and we find out his planet been destroyed by those creatures he fought…..

https://youtu.be/QUAonNavEWQ

Have u figured out yet if he is a fraud or not?….well I ain’t saying till later ….so anyways they want Peter to help…..long story short he doesn’t want to he wants to live normal life and get back on vacation…..also Tony has given Peter a pair of glasses named Edith…and it can talk to him and do alot of stuff…because its Tony….also why would Tony give Peter something that is expensive and could cause problems….yeah smart one…lets give a teenager an item that can control weapons from Stark industry……🤦‍♂️…..in fact case in point…next scene he tells his glasses of this guy who trying to steel his girlfriend away…and Edith mistakes Peter for saying yes this is a mission….as to summon drones that shoot lazers…to kill this douchebag….again why would Tony give Peter something this dangerous?…..heck here u guys go..a video of all scenes with Peter and Edith…and yes Tony made ir avaliable for Peter to have access to all of Tony’s protocols….again why!?….

https://youtu.be/QYKGtiWWVn0

Also I just like what Edith stans for….its stands for….Eat It Dead I’m The Hero…….heheheh…yep seems exactly something Tony would do…this checks out……so anyways I’m gonna skip a bit or else this will get boring….um so anyways now the school group get to…Rome!!…again how much money does this school have!?….so anyways nick followed Peter there ..and they want Peter to help Mysterio to take down a giant fire creature…..that is coming…..oh and of course Peter does not want to and yes Mysterio gives Peter some advice…I actually like this scene

He does convince Peter to help out….long story short he does help….do Peter now goes helps Mysterio and they fight a giant fire monster…which is near a Ferris wheel…which Ned and his girlfriend are on…oh did I forget to mention Ned has a girlfriend in this film….somehow…he has a girlfriend after sitting near that girl on the plane…don’t ask me how….and spiderman is now wearing a new outfit that’s all black…and for no reason Ned tries to convince his girls this isn’t spiderman no no its the night monkey..🤣🤣🤣….Ned y goof….night monkey…seriously?…thats the best cover up u could come up with for spiderman……hm yeah thats not spiderman….no thats the night monkey……night monkey?…🤣🤣🤣…..so anyways after this fight Peter and Quentin Beck have a drink at the bar…ans Peter hands over his million dollar Edith glasses to a Beck…a man he only knew for 2 days….just so he can get back to vacation and not be bothered….wow….congrats Tony…u left ur most expensive thing in the hands of a moron….so after he does that and gives all access to Beck and Peter takes his access privileges off….because Peter is an idiot..
.he leave and once he does that we finally see that Quentin Beck is a bad guy..
..wow such a shocker…..I totally didn’t see that one coming 😑

So anyways everyone in this bar was working for Beck…..also we see that random scientist dude who got yelled at by Obadiah in iron man…yeah he’s here helping Beck….because you know, call back to iron man…..again the Spiderman movies in the mcu sure as hell feel more like iron man movies….so yeah if u couldn’t tell Tony had a bit of influence on Beck……Beck worked for Tony and after he found out Tony named one of his products he made BARF….because get it? Now there tying his story into civil war……so after Tony named becks creation Barf….he decided to leave and well be evil….oh and if ur wondering is Beck magical….answer is nope….everything we’ve been seeing was holographic and he made up that story of his planet destroyed…..wow what a douchebag….so anyways back to Peter and MJ, don’t worry MJ finds out Peter is Spiderman and they both find out Beck is a lying sack of shite….again why would u hand over something expensive to a stranger!?….anyways he does encounter Beck…trust me u got to see this scene its basically taken straight out of the comics

https://youtu.be/tuvnIhxVr_A

So after that eye sore of a scene…..we get a scene where Peter calls Hogan to come pick him up…and Peter has an emotional scene…telling Hogan he isn’t the next iron man yet everyone keeps asking him if he will be….and he still misses to Tony blah blah blah….Hogan does give some advice…and oh yeah if we were not on the noise enough of how much he is the next iron man..
.he starts working on a new Spiderman suit while listening to the same song Tony listened to in iron man 1….I forget the name of the song…sorry about that…..so anyways….they make it to where Beck is…and nick Fury has already figured out Beck is a liar…don’t worry he does nothing about it….Peter comes and fight against becks army of drones….while Hogan tries to get Peter’s friends including Flash onto hogan’s jet….and I really love this scene…here ill play it out

Hogan: gotta get u guys out of here!, get on the jet!

MJ: who are u!?

Hogan: I work with Spiderman

Flash: u work for Spiderman!?

Hogan: I wortk with Spiderman!, not for Spiderman!

Hahahahah 🤣…honestly that scene got a laugh out of me….so Peter stops Beck…by shooting him…yay he is dead…I highly doubt it since he fakes his death in the comics and he frames Spiderman…ah shite I gave away the ending

So anyways day is saved…and we end on Spiderman swinging around town with MJ holding on because she wanted to see how that would feel like….the end…no wait not yet there is an end credits scene where Peter is about to swing off and on this giant screen downtown turns on and news starts playing and a news guy says we got footage of Spiderman killing Beck…and he shows the video…yeah Beck created a video to frame Spiderman…making it look like Spiderman murdered Beck…and make it look like spiderman wants to be the one iron man and no one else can….oh boo…but then we see someone we fans of spiderman recognize….thats right we see JK Simon’s reprise his role as J Jonah Jameson…..hurray!!!…..yes ladies and gentlemen the one goof thing to come out of the Sam Rami spiderman movies…is back…and played by the same actor…..and he reveals that Beck said in his video that spiderman is Peter Parker……ah shite!!….

That’s right whats gonna happen now….is spiderman in danger? Who’s gonna belive him or not believe him…also we get another end credits scene that shows us nick Fury and Maria Hill are not real…they were Scrulls?..the frick!?….does that mean they were Scrulls this whole time since avengers?…because we do see the real Nick Fury on a ship in space…..huh?…anyways besides that confusing mess….I love this film i do recommend u watch this film ill give it a solid 9/10