Doctor Strange Multiverse of Madness: ohhh boy let’s get into this review shall we anyways here the trailers

This film had every right to be good it had every right to but noooo no instead they flunked every opportunity to be a decent film….so where do I start…..so I originally thought the way this film was gonna kick start is because doctor strange might have to clean up the mess him and Spiderman mand in no way home but nope the reason why the multiverse is even apart of this film is because get this a random girl named American Chavez comes out of s portal where a invisible monster pursues her….she just escaped from her version of doctor strange trying to sacrifice her…..I’ll explain why later, if I remember lolo….anyways so our doctor strange is at a wedding of his ex girlfriend getting married to a new man, bur unfortunately doctor strange gets called away when he sees a portal open and some sort of invisible thing attacking down town….

So he and Wong go down there to stop it, they use there magic to reveal the creature, the thing is a roundhouse eyeball with tentacles, ewww and btw this scene is kinda gory….he ends the fight which goes on for 5 min by stabbing the eyeball out of the creature…ewww, then Ms Chavez who he saves from being crushed by s throwing bus runs away from strange and stoll his portal ring which he pursues her and gets it back….they both ask her where she’s from….which she says she’ll explain over some coffee so they go sit in a Cafe and talk about where she came from…she says she’s from another dimension oh and she has powers to open up portals but she doesn’t know how to control it…..they ask her to prove she’s from a different dimension, so she takes them to a roof where she placed her doctor stranges dead body onto so doctor strange says wait so the dream I had this morning of him and u it wasn’t a dream and she and Wong confirm nope that was u seeing into the multiverse…..oh lovely introducing a method that was never set up before….so then strange goes and investigates the creature again and sees there’s markings on it and it’s specifically Witch markings

So we see Scarlett Witch in her cabin taking care of her children who’s she’s manifesting using her dark magic btw…..anyways Stevan shows up to ask her for help he asks her about the multiverse she says knows a little then he asks her for help to help a girl get taken back to her realm which Wanda accidentally reveals saying u want me to help Ms Chavez out which she says u didn’t say her name did u and he says no I didn’t….uh oh So she reveals her motives she then changes the green scenery and shoes what it really looks like dead trees red sky and burnt ground and she changes out of her normal cloths into her Witch cloths and she reveals a hahah I’m evil well I’m not evil haha but I need ms Chavez to open up a portal to a specific dimension so I can go live with my kids ahahah….Im gonna sacrifice Ms Chavez….good grief what has the book of the damned done to her? Oh right corrupt her lolo….btw by now if any of yall are wondering wait why doesn’t she want to go to a universe where vision is still alive? Because well F**k vision all she cares about is the made up kids she never really had I guess…forget ur lover u loved for a long time pfff….sighhh I’m already starting to realize an issue with the plot

So doctor strange go informs Wong and the rest of the sanctuary where they set up shields around the place to protect Ms. Chavez but then the Scarlett Witch shows up demanding for Ms. Chavez…..so they try defending her but Ms Witch breaks through so they head inside the building…..Scarlett Witch follows but then Ms Chavez gets scared and she accidentally opens a portal, sending Steven and her throw it btw here’s the clip and it’s the only good part of this film in my opinion

So as u can see they fall throw multiple dimensions, one of which is a paint dimension….ok that’s strange, I mean seriously thwy turn into blobs of paint colors lolo….anyways so they land in a dimension and I’d ur wondering how creative the scriptwriters get with this dimension because the possibilities are endless? Well the only thing they come up with is in this dimension green light means stop and red means go……wow that’s so creative and maddening good job scriptwriters…..anyways so along the way of figuring things out they bump into a hot dog vendor played by Bruce freaking Campbell seriously? Moving on

So they both make it to the Sanctuary where there greeted by this earth’s version of Mordo, who has long hair this time around, anyways he invites them in g8ved them tea but he drugged the tea to knock them out so he can take them to the illuminate…..a group of heroes who save the universe from threats and right now doctor strange is there biggest threat according to him….ok then…..btw while this is happening back on their normal earth, Wong has burnt the book of the damn so Wanda forces Wong to take her to the original place of where the book of the damn came from….turns out it’s in the snowy mountains, the reason she wants to go there? Because it has the carvings of the spells inside the wall ahhh ok…so Wong hesitantly goes but he agrees to go if she stops hurting his people which she agrees to

Anyway so back with the illuminate, so both Stevan and Chavez are locked in a singular container where one of the scientists reveals herself and its Christie……Stevans ex girlfriend….yeah in thus universe she’s a scientist who works for the illuminate….and fellows this is officially when I checked out of this film….the illuminate shows themselves and it consists off

Peggy Carter Captain America version

Black Bolt

Charles Xavier in his yellow cartoon wheelchair still played by Patrick Stewart

Mr fantastic played by John Krasinski because the fans begged that for to happen

Oh and a version of Captain Marvel where instead of it being Carol Danvers it is instead her black friend we saw in her standalone captain marvel film

Yep this is where I checked out because this is just  blatant fan service thrown together…….really people John Krasinski as Mr fantastic? And Patrick Stewart playing Charles again?…
BTW this get worse so Wanda mind jumps into a different variant of herself controlling that version to go locate Chavez and bring her back to her……so this variant of Wanda finds the illuminate, which the illuminate after telling Stevan strange that there version of Steven strange had to be killed off by them because he used dark magic from the dark hold which is another evil magic book, and he was becoming a threat to humanity….so they think this Stevan strange will turn out the same way but this doctor strange says Wanda is who u should be concerned about which they say we can handle her…so guess what they go do…..they go do a piss poor job of dealing with her, Mr fantastic being the smarten man alive they made him the dumbest man alive in this film

U wanna know how? Easy he down right straight tells Wanda what Black Bolts power is he says with a whisp of his mouth he can disintegrate u….臘 good job u idiot so she casually makes his mouth vanish and btw this to me had got to be one of the most gruesomeness pg-13 deaths we’ve gotten….in this scene he starts screaming and since he doesn’t have a mouth anymore the powers he has implodes his head causing s dent to form in his head and his nose and eyes start bleeding which he falls over……uhhhhhhhhh…..then Mr fantastic tries attacking but she quickly shreds up Mr fantastic like she was shredding paper in a paper shredder ehhhhhh……oh she squashes Captain marvel under a Statue, she cuts Peggy Carter in half with her shield ehhhh…..then next is professor X he tries entering her mind to save Wanda from the Scarlett Witch but what happens instead is the Scarlett Witch pops up behind him in her head and snaps his neck….well so much for that also seriously Charles X dying for the 3rd time in live action? Was this seriously needed? Answer Is no

So Christine breaks out Chavez and the three of them including Steven strange leave the building after he leaves Mordo in a pit by himself which Mordo says u know what I can see why ur earth’s Mordo doesn’t particularly like u……lolo So they all three run away from the Scarlett Witch, they open up a door into some portal realm but Wanda catches up and takes Chavez back to there normal earth…leaving Steven and Christine stuck there, so they hatch up a plan to go to another realm, and talk to another Steven to get the dark hold off of him to use because Stevan strange got a plan he won’t reveal yet btw…..so they go locate another strange who our Steven finds out this one is corrupt he read the dark hole to much to the point he has a third eye ball on his forehead yikes so they both end up fighting each other Yada yada

Steven gets ahold of the book and he tells Christine that he needs to use the dark hold to jump into another body to rescue Chavez she first hesitant about it but he does it anyway…..heres the clip

As u see he possess the dead strange that’s on his earth……yeah ur welcome for the nightmares……anyways cool scene because he turns the souls of the damned into a cloak and he flies to Scarlett Witch, tries to stop her……but he finds a way to stop her just allow her open thr portal to see her kids which she does, but her kids thinks she’s a monster which they aren’t wrong…..yeah he wanted her to come to the realization that she’s a monster so she changes her ways and tells Chavez to leave then she sacrifices herself by destroying the place

So then our Stevan makes it back to his earth and Chavez stays to become a Sorcerer herself and the film ends with Stevan walking down the road and he falls on the ground in pain and a third eye pops on his head uh oh…..thats not good, the end overall I hate this film really I do its not my favorite so I’ll give this film a solid 3/10