Avengers Infinity War: so we have finally made it to the movie that basically in a way was teased since end credits of the first Avengers movie….reason I’m describing these movies in a way like we never seen them is because in case there some of u guys who haven’t seen these movies yet….so this is the movie that it all come down to…..a 2 part avengers movie….Remer the infinity stones? Well good because its important for this film…so ill like to start of with showing some of the trailers….so here u go…enjoy
Thats right….this is how big the film is….it has all the superheroes that been introduced so far…..wow!….also I should give a warning……warning ā ļø, this film is depressing and a tad bit Grimm…..so u been warned….so the film starts off with the asgard ship being attacked by the unknown big ship….and we see inside the ship and all the asgardians are dead….oh no…..and we see one of the black order characters…named Ebony Maw…..see the black order….are the children of Thanos……man he has tons of children…..so anyways we see Thanos….and he’s now played by Josh Brolin…..and his skin color is now lighter purple, also his armor looks different then his armor he wore in guardians of the Galaxy……do anyways he Threatens to kill Thor if loki doesn’t hand him the Tesseract…BTW he starts using the power stone to blow up Thor….if ur wondering how Thanos has the power stone?…well so am i…because this film doesn’t show us or tell us….we have to presume he attacked Nova Court……so anyways right as loki is about to hand over the Tesseract to Thanos….BTW loki grabbed the Tesseract from the trophy room on asgard….anyways loki says we have a hulk and hulk comes out of nowhere and attacks Thanos….woo-hoo…but than Thanos grabs hulks hands and he starts punching hulk…..multiple times and he grabs hulk and lifts him up and slams him onto the floor….so if hulk can’t defeat Thanos…..then well the Avengers are screwed…..here’s the clip
So anyways Heimdall Teleports hulk down to earth….and then Thanos stabs Heimdall….so we’re not even 10 min into this film, and all of asgardians are dead including Heimdall……oh joy…..so anyways Ebony Maw ties up Thor with shards of metal and as loki tries to distract Thanos…..and tries to stab Thanos with a knife……well Thanos grabs loki by the neck and chocks him and he snaps lokis neck and now loki is dead…..ohhhhh….I think its clear at this point what the tone of this film is like…..here’s the clip….also how dare u kill loki!!….also thanos took off his armor and for the rest of the movie he is wearing a dark blue vest type shirt with no sleeves…and grey cargo pants….so not comic book accurate….
So anyways now Thanos has 2 out of 6 infinity stones…..uh oh……so with loki dead and all of the asgardians dead Thanos uses the power stone to disintegrate the ship and he Teleports away with his men…while Thor is left on the ship alive…mourning his dead brother….yep and this is the first 10 min of the film….keep in mind…..so anyways hulk lands in doctor stranges building….and he crashes behind Wong and doctor strange…….anyways we then see doctor strange locate Tony…who is out on a walk with pepper….turns out Bruce told doctor strange to locate him for this situation….anyways they bring Tony to the sanctuary…and Wong tells Tony of the infinity stones and how they have the time stone…..and of course during this scene of exposition….Bruce finds out the avengers split up…..Tony and Steve are not on talking terms……so they haven’t made up yet if u can’t tell….so then of course a big flying ufo ship comes out of nowhere, luckily Peter is on a school bus that’s heading to downtown and he sees it and he leaves and joins iron man….so anyways if ur wondering who the aliens …well its Ebony Maw and Cull Obsidian….which is another hulk like figure…..yeah so Thanos and Cull Obsidian are hulk sized…..anyways a battle happens….Spiderman joins in…..and oh yeah in this movie hulk refuses to come out and help because according to the Russo Brothers…..because he got his ass handed to him by Thanos and now he’s embarrassed and scared……well ill be …..hulk scared?….thats never happened before….again if Thanos is able to scare hulk easily…then u know the Avengers have little to no chance against him….so anyways Wong joins in and they Teleport Cull….to snowy mountains…and right as he tries jumping out of the portal….Wong closes it and it chops off Culls hand….yikes….so the fight ends with doctor strange being dragged back up to the space ship…by Ebony Maw….he has powers…..and spiderman follows him and then so does iron man…..iron man doesn’t want Peter to be there so while the ship starts flying into space and Peter loses oxygen….Tony sends up to him a iron spider suit for him which can help him breath in space….sweet and this iron spiderman suit has 4 robotic spider legs on the back…..suite…..now he does look more like iron man…congrats movie….so anyways they go up into space….and Bruce and Wong are on earth…and Bruce makes a call to Steve Roger’s…..so anyways we now see the Guardians of the Galaxy..in there space ship answering to a distress call…turns out it was thors ship…and an unconscious Thor bumps into there ship….they bring him inside the ship…long story short…..rocket and groot head out with Thor…on his mission to go go visit the dwarfs so they can build him a new hammer that can kill Thanos….while the rest of the Guardians of the Galaxy head towards Thanos….so we cut to wanda and Vision…there enjoying each others company and are walking at night in a small city…and well guess who stabs Vision….Proxima Midnight and Corvus Glaive…..one thing I didn’t understand in this film is why Vision needed help in this movie…he kept getting stabbed….easily and needed assistance…yet in age of ultron and in civil war he’s proven to be powerful…but now all a sudden he’s been dumbed down a bit….wow…so anyways they try escaping from them by heading to a train station…and well right as soon as they both about to be killed….Steve appears behind a train passing by….here is the clip
See…Steve appears and so does falcon and Natasha…they help fight the 2 aliens….the aliens both leave in their ship….so anyways after this we cut to a back flash of when Thanos met Gamora…turns out he slaughtered half of her people on her planet including her mother…then he took her and raised her as his own…wow what a prick….so anyways then now we see Gamora and star lord and she makes him promise her if things go south…he will have to kill her….he does….and they get to the collectors place and we see Thanos is interrogating him to get the reality stone….anyways Gamora goes up to her dad and stabs him and he is dying…turns out it aint real….we start seeing reality….everything is on fire and Thanos on the ground vanishes and the real Thanos comes up behind Gamora…so yeah he’s already got the reality stone…so now he has 3 stones….here’s the clip
We now see how powerful Thanos is with 3 infinity stones…he turns Drax into piles rocks and he turns mantis into strings……uh oh…anyways Gamora tries to get star lord to shoot her and Thanos says she asked u…and well after refusing to he does and instead bubbles come out of his gun and Thanos says ….”I like u”…..and he Teleports away with his daughter….if u really think about it…this is a somewhat messed up father meets his daughter boyfriend scenario……isn’t it?…šš¤£…..so anyways let’s skip a bit…..cap and Natasha and Vision and wanda go to Rhodey…they team up and oh yeah Bruce banner shows up and tells them about Thanos…..so now our group goes to Wakanda…and we see T’Challa giving Bucky a new robotic arm…..so back to iron mans team….Spiderman sneaks onto the shop and Tony isn’t happy…..but he gets over that and they team up to save doctor strange….because Peter has seen aliens and had an idea how to save strange…yeah this Peter Parker is filled with pop culture knowledge….so anyways now they plan on going to Thanos home world of titan…..to corner Thanos off……so back to Thanos….he literally tortures Nebula by using the power stone to yank her limbs off …just to get information from Gamora on where the soul stone is…wow…such a great father….BTW this scene was grim….just look at this scene
Yikes….anyways Gamora does tell Thanos where it is…….so anyways cap and his men go to Wakanda and they all prepare for battle….and T’Challa has his sister try to remove the mind stone out of visions head without killing him…so while that’s happening the black order come on down (all 3. .because Ebony Maw got killed off in space) and Thanos army of aliens…..so now our main characters prepare for battle…including M’Baku and his men…..ok so onto Thanos and Gamora…they go find the soul stone and there they find a mysterious hooded figure guarding a temple….guess who it is…miss red skull….dun dun dunnnnn…this time he’s not being played by Hugo Weaving…this times he’s being played by Ross Marquand…(some of u may know him by his role as Aaron in the hit show the walking dead)….and he tells them the way for Thanos to get the soul stone is he has to sacrifice someone he loves….uh oh…get it a soul for a soul….so um yeah in this depressing scene he turns around reveling he cares about Gamora, by well tearing up…and with no hesitation he grabs Gamora and just tosses her off the side of the mountain….holy shite….so whats this the 3rd death scene in this film…2 of which are main characters…here’s the scene
Anyway Thanos wakes up with the soul stone in his hand…and now he has 4 out of 6 infinity stones if u all are not keeping count…just a reminder……also iron man and spiderman and doctor strange land on titan and they bump into star lord and Drax and Mantis…..they all team up, and come up with a plan to defeat Thanos…also doctor strange looks into the future to see all of 10 billion outcomes and see which one they can win…it turns out they only win one of the outcomes….uh oh
..so also back to Thor….they get to the dwarfs and there only one left named Eitri….(played by Peter Dinklage) BTW this type of dwarf is giant….so anyways here…Thor starts working to build his new hammer….which requires the power of the sun to melt the metal….yikes…so Thor creates his new hammer and groot creates and handle for the hammer…aw how sweet…..so now Thor has his new hammer and him and Rocket and groot spawn down into Wakanda and now the Avengers song plays….here u go
And he starts kicking alot of the aliens butts….so anyways on titan…Thanos appears and we now finds out Thanos plan….he wants all 6 infinity stones to eliminate half the population because and i quote their not enough resources and way to many humans…and thats how his planet died off…so he doesn’t want the same for other planets…yeah so his plan to save the Galaxy is by casting mass genocide….great idea….I say sarcastically….BTW awful plan because people can still create more humans…so um what would this be doing anyways….its not like it gonna kill off humans making more humans….so yeah plan not so thought out….here’s the fight scene that happens
So anyways back to earth…..Natasha kills off Proxima Midnight and cap kills off Corvus Glaive…and Bruce Banner in the HulkBuster suit kills off Cull Obsidian…well I should say Vision stabs Corvus Glaive…right before he tries killing cap….so vision saves cap although Vision is injured in this film…. so anyways back to Thanos…..well as u saw from the 3 links…..they tie down him and almost gets the gauntlet off of him….and could have but star lord got emotional and found out that Thanos kills his own daughter…and he starts slapping Thanos….sigh…so basically if star lord didn’t lose his temper….they could have gotten the gauntlet off of him and ended it there…congrats star lord….u doomed them all….so anyways fight ends with Thanos stabbing Tony with a shard of metal…and well to prevent Thanos from killing Tony. ….he hands Thanos the time stone….are u kidding me!?….and yes Thanos spares Tony’s life…..and now he has 5 infinity stones…..good grief…then he Teleports to earth and as that happens our team realizes they lost…..yes u heard that the heros lost….so anyways he Teleports down to earth…and cap and his men try stopping Thanos getting to vision. ..which Scarlett Witch is protecting……anyways here’s the clip
As u can see he just basically pusshes aside each avenger like its nothing. ..thats now powerful Thanos is now…..again congrats star lord…..I mean come on he freaking defeats out main group…oh and cap is able to get the upper hand and hold back Thanos for a brief 5 seconds….yeah cap is strong…also yes Scarlett Witch did blow up Vision to prevent Thanos from getting the last stone….sadly that does nothing because he has the time stone and he reverses it and takes the mind stone out of vision…which well kills him….congrats this is now the 4th hero dead…any more deaths movie?….anyways now he has all 6 …dun dunnnnn…and Thor comes out of no where and tosses his new hammer into Thanos chest which injures him…hurray
But that doesn’t stop Thanos from snapping his fingers…he says u should have gone for the head…..side note…he should have!…..anyways after he snapped his fingers we see that it burned Thanos arm….see this is what I like about this film its more realistic…think about it logically if u have 6 massive powerful stones that hold tons of radiation its gonna damage u….in the comics it doesn’t do anything to him when he snaps his fingers…but in this film they well added some realism …which I like….ill give them credit to that…..anyways Thanos with a badly burn arm and gauntlet….well Teleports away and now for the depressing moment…role the clip
Thats right this scene with no music just silence which adds more dread….we see Bucky, black panther, Groot, Sam, Scarlett Witch, star lord, Drax, mantis, doctor strange and finally Spiderman…turn to ashes right in front of there friends eyes…..this scene was depressing to watch….that it left the entire audience in the theater with their jawa wide open in chock…..understandable…because what the hell!!….we see our favorite heros die on the big screen…well thats Grimm….thats right the death of a hero count in this film is 15 people……dear lord…..luckily this is only part 1…but image having to have wait another year to see the conclusion..mesh that makes it worse…..so anyways film ends with Thanos look at the sunrise and he smiles…and thats how the film ends with the bad guy winning….BTW heres the end credits…tell me if u would feel dread with this music in the end credits
Also there’s only one end credits scene let me show u
So its off nick fury and Maria Hill are in a car downtown and people are starting to turn to dust….and a helicopter crashes into a building….oh and Maria Hill and turns to dust and as that happens Nick runs to the car gets a transmitter out and he turns to dust …..so now death count….17… heroes….and we see he was trying to page captain marvel….BTW probably the best time to show u the end credits of captain marvel
So yeah as u can see our main characters are loling at the world going to shit….from there world scanner…while Bruce is scanning the random transmitter….and well as soon as Natasha leaves we see captain marvel appear behind them asking where is Fury……yeah if ur wondering is that all the depressing after maths of Thanos. …oh oh no…don’t worry there’s an end credits scene in antman and the Wasp…but ill get to that in that film review ….anyways I honestly found this film to be depressing as heck but my god a great film…it was a film that was being set up since 2008….a full decade. …it worth it for mcu fans…who watched these films since the beginning…..but keep in mind alot of u may cry while watching this film….im gonna give this film a solid 10/10
