Iron Man 3: so im gonna start off with saying this was the weakest iron man movie in my opinion…..so anyways the beginning of this film starts off with showing us in the past….and we see iron man made 2 mistake that come back and bite him in the butt years later….so this specific time in his life he’s still cocky and spoiled……so this specific day is new years eve night…..and we see he has a girlfriend named Maya…..and they’re both about to go up to Tony Starks room he rented out …yes I’m talking about a hotel….they go into an elevator and this quirky guy with a cane and wears glasses, named Aldrich Killian…..and he fan on Tony and wants to work with Tony….of course Tony says he will meet him upstairs on top of the roof to talk about the thing Aldrich want to bring up to Tony…..long story short….he never goes up there and meets him so he left Aldrich up there by himself for the rest of the night…oh dear lord…..and oh yeah and on top of that…that night he has sex with Maya and then the next day he just leaves her….he left her a message on a paper that basically says sorry im leaving u……wow….yeah u know what…..he definitely made mistakes……so anyways now in modern day…..um Aldrich Killian appears back…and he no longer has glasses and does not have long hair like he use to and he doesn’t have a cane….ok so thats the bizzare part ….how his leg somehow back to being normal…well ill get to that later…..so he tries to steel Pepper Pots from Tony….basically in this film he tries to date Pepper…..ooooffff……ok so anyways also that night I think….we see happy Hogan…coming out of a movie theater or was he going to the movie theater?…I forget…..anyways he bumps into a guy and I kid u not the guys face starts flowing orange…he starts screaming in agonizing pain…and then the guy blows up…….yeah if ur confused don’t worry things start somewhat making sense later on…..so now Hogan is in a comma for the rest of the film……also oh right in this film Tony is suffering from intense panic attacks…where he can’t breathe….see ever sense he took up a nuke up into space through the portal…back during the battle of new york…he’s started to have panic attacks…..oh and in this film war machine changed his name to iron patriot….which is a dumb name…in fact its a running joke where Rhodey says its a good name and Tony says no it ain’t…heck 2 kids come up to them and says hey with ur iron patriot….such a great name…and Tony says no it isn’t….so anyways also there’s this guy called the mandarin (played by Ben Kinglsy), BTW he was the most hated part of this film…..his character isn’t even comic book accurate….heck later its revealed he ain’t the mandarin….he’s an actor who’s pretending to be one…😑…..so if u comic book fans are experiencing a comic book accurate version of the mandarin…don’t worry there’s none of that in this film….but we will be getting a comic book accurate mandarin in the Chang Chi movie….which will be the first Chinese MCU hero…..so anyways this phony mandarin appears on TV threatening to blow up towns and kill people…….so Tony says while being recorded by news people that he wants to fight against mandarin because he ain’t afraid of him….so he tells him to come to him face to face….so guess what happens……back at Tony’s home while Tony and Pepper are there…his old girl named Maya comes in and I forget what she said she was there for….so then anyways 3 helicopters come out of nowhere and they blow up Tony’s house……and Tony puts his suit on pepper pots….to protect her….BTW if ur wondering if Tony has a new suit……there is but its broken….its a suit he can summon to him bit every time he does it….something goes wrong….sometimes all the pieces of his armor comes on him and sometimes the face part of the mask somehow aims to his crutch….ouch….so anyways Tony gets into that suit and he flies off while his house falls apart….BTW Pepper thinks he’s dead….so Tony’s suit takes him far away….out of the country….they’re he lays low in a kids garage…..the kids name (I forget…all I remember is the actor who played this kid was in jurassic world)…..so anyways he says iron patriot is a cool name and Tony says no it ain’t…..🤣🤦‍♂️…..so anyways they both team up and investigate a area that was blown up that took the lives of 4 people…..and the outline of their shadows is still on the floor…..so anyways this leads them to go to a bar and they get attacked people….and hm guess what they can breathe out fire out of their mouths and heat up…oh and they can survive anything…get shot nah they can reheal….burnt….oh its only a flesh wound….basically only way of killing these inhanced people is by blowing them up……that they can’t reheal……so iron man blows these villians up….and then Tony heads back home and leaves the kid on his own…the kids living on his own…BTW….oh BTW we find out that Aldrich Killian is the bad guy and oh yeah Maya is working with him and they kidnap Pepper Pots…..when Tony gets back home…well Aldrich kidnaps Tony….oh and his men kidnapped Rhodey…..so they can gwt him out of his suit so Aldrich can wear it to get close to the president…..so he can kidnap the president…..because Aldrich is bad guy couldn’t u tell…so if ur wondering why there people exploding in this film….well we find out its some kinda heat powers that can give them powers to heal injuries and missing limbs….so the people he hired to be tested where people that have missing limbs…BTW he ejected himself with it…so he has those powers as well….but sometimes the powers don’t work and the person blows up…..so the bomb I mentioned earlier that blew up people….were not a bomb it was a person….so yeah the  Serum has flaws…..also he tells Tony his evil plans…to kill the president on live TV….oh and he wants to and is having his men inject Pepper pots with the serum….don’t worry she survives….oh and of course Maya grows a consciousness and realizes this is all messed up…and tries to get Aldrich to stop…but no instead he just shoots Maya….with a gun….anyways Tony breaks out …..the villians gets Rhodey out of his suit…he meets up with tony…they go question the mandarin….well at this point Tony knows he ain’t a mandarin…he’s an actor….who’s bizzare and drunk….oh and they find him in his room wearing robes, sitting on his chair drinking beer while watching sports…..yeah such a pleasant sight if u ask me…thats what I wanted to see Ben Kinglsy in bath robes slouched in his chair watching sports….yep…living the dream here I can tell…😑……so blah blah….president gets kidnapped…..Tony and Rhodey go to the docks where Aldrich is at and ties up the president…iron man brings along with him all of his suits he’s made so they can help them fight against Aldrich and his men…..long story short epic battle……um Aldrich and Tony fight…..and oh tony puts an iron man suit on Aldrich and blows him up…don’t worry he survives….we see him walking out of fire while his burnt flesh is falling off….oh joy…and we find out that Aldrich is the mandarin….ah sorry u r not the mandarin…so anyways Pepper ends up killing Aldrich….that was cool…then film ends with Tony saying he’s done being iron man oh and he gets surgery done on him now there no shrapnel in his chest…so now he no longer needs that heart reactor…oh and Hogan wakes up from comma….BTW him not being iron man anymore gets retconed in age of ultron…because he’s still iron man in that film….sigh…so anyways I don’t like this film it it wasn’t obvious…oh and the end credits is dumb…..its of Tony Stark sitting down and telling his whole story to Bruce Banner…and Bruce says hey I’m not that type of doctor…Tony asks how much u listened to my story…Bruce said he feel asleep for alot of his story…..wow such a great end credits scene…it so sets up for something in the future 😑🤦‍♂️…no it doesn’t….im gonna give this film a solid 4/10…I tend not to give the bad MCU films under 4 rating….because I’m being fair because there are comedic moments in those films I like and the CGI is great and the acting is great….its just everything else about the bad films that’s well u know….bad….