Avengers Age of Ultron: oh ok now we get to the movie that was a controversial film….. here’s the trailer

Ok ill let u guys watch this and let it sink in….ok u all let it sink in…ok now hear it goes….this trailer lied…..if ur wondering how it lied…well it lied about Ultron…..he is represented as a intimidating figure in the trailer….but nope instead he is a corny robot that tells jokes and one liners……yeah so menacing 😑….also who’s idea was it to put the song from Pinocchio (have no strings now im free)….in the trailer…..like nothing says menacing like a Pinocchio song in the trailer….😑🤦‍♂️…..so anyways the plot of this film is….in the beginning of the film….we see the Avengers attacking the secret Hydra base in a forest thats snowy…..and there trying to capture Von Striker……oh so when the Avengers get closer to her base Von Striker sends Quicksilver and Scarlett Witch to attack the Avengers….oh and Von Striker gives a speech to his men…I really like this scene…he says….”go out and defend this base, we shall not surrender…hail Hydra….(turns around to Hydra scientist) ok so we are gonna to surrender”….🤣🤣…..oh boy…..so they break into the base and Scarlett Witch and Quicksilver watch while Tony takes the Scepter….anyways let’s skip a bit….so in this film iron man wants to build a robot called Ultron….so he can create a army of robots to protect the world…yeah because making artificial intelligence to protect earth…never goes well…..heck iron man says he wants to build a giant force field around the earth…..yeah that would be invasion to people’s rights and privacy…..so anyways none of his team wants that because they have Brian cells…and they realize this is bad idea…while Tony is well being Tony……so anyways they decide to throw a party…and Rhodey and Sam show up, BTW for some reason Natasha and Bruce Banner have some sort of relationship ship in this movie…it literally comes out of nowhere….anyways……as the night cools down and are main characters sit and drink….and talk….Thor places his hammer and for now some reason some of the characters start trying lifting the Hanmer…because they think it doesn’t require u to be worthy to pick it up….also the only one who’s able to even move it ends up being Steve Roger’s…he is able to move it w bit…which makes Thor say hm……oh forget to mention during this party …Tony was having Ultron being uploaded…so Ultron kills JAVIS…..before a broken iron man robot suit…..so anyways Ultron comes in the room humming there no stings on me…again not a menacing song at all!!…also he is voiced by James Spader….(some of u may know him from the show he’s in called The Black List….its a crime show) (a violent crime show) so anyways he tells them the only way to create piece….is by eliminating people and the Avengers…..again who’s bright idea was it to give artificial intelligence a program to be able to think and learn stuff?…also I don’t like this Ultron…he’s supposed to be the most menacing villian in the Avengers comics…but here … he’s not…..so anyways he put his program in the other robots…so they start attacking the Avengers…again wow…congrats Tony…..so anyways they destroy the robots…..and Ultron puts himself into a new improved robot body…BTW Scarlett Witch and Quicksilver team up with Ultron….so now the Avengers are mad at Tony….understandable…heck even Thor chocks him……ok so let’s skip a bit….Ultron and Quicksilver and Scarlett Witch go talk to a crime person named Klaw (played by Andy Serkis)…..anyways he tries getting Vibranium metal from Klaw…..don’t worry he steals it later….its because Klaw says Ultron is a toy of Tony ….and Klaw hates Tony apparently…..which makes Ultron mad for calling him Tony’s toy…and he chops off Klaws arm….yikes that’s violent….and since Ultron is not menacing…he says…oh no I’m sorry I didn’t mean to do that…🤦‍♂️….sighhhh…….so the Avengers come in and they fight…..I do like that Ultron says…thank u for asking because I totally wanted to take this time to tell u my evil plans…then he just attacks them…ok ill admit it that got a chuckle out of me….so the fight ends with Scarlett Witch using her powers to get into Bruce Banner mind and which makes him turn into hulk and start reaking havoc …so anyways hulk fights against Tony…Tony gets into a hulk sized iron man suit….called HulkBuster….so they fight and cause damage to the city….so after this duel…..oh wait heres the clip

So anyways now the Avengers need to go into hiding because of that incident…..oh I forget to mention Scarlett Witch got into Tony’s mind and Tony had a vision of the Avengers, dead on a floor made of rocks…..and we see caps shield cut in half….ohhhh…what can this be teasing…..so anyways they go hide at Hawkeyes house …and we get introduced to his wife and his daughter and son…..he lives on a farm…..nice 👌…….anyways Thor heads off to a place to do something (to a cave to be specific) anyways Nick Fury shows up and gives them motivation to continue there mess…not mission…because I’m not calling for this a mission…its a mess that they (mainly Tony) needs to fix…..so they head off to fight against Ultron…..a car chase happens….yeah Ultron has captured a scientist and she’s making him a new body and he had to put all of this in a truck to transfer this to his base…..so a car chase pursuits…..a fight happens…and now Scarlett Witch and Quicksilver change sides because she reads in Ultrons mind and finds out he wants to kill all of humanity…the only reason those 2 even were helping him was well because they both hate Tony….I forget why…so now they change sides…as soon as cao tells what Tony tells him thats he’s taking Ultron new body he made back home to …sigh…put JAVIS mind in it….wow so Tony has learned nothing…..absolutely nothing….😑…congrats…..so anyways…right as for Thor…he goes into the cave with professor Erik Selvig….and he has a vision of all 6 infinity stones and he sees the infinity gauntlet….ohhhhhh sweet….so anyways back to Tony….he tries doing what he doing….then cap and the 2 twins come and try to stop him….Thor comes in and uses his hammer to power up the new robot…and now vision is born…played by Paul Bettany…..and he has the Mind Stone in his head…..it can shoot lazers out of it….so anyways they go and stop Ultron…and his new army…..oh and they save Natasha….I forget to mention Ultron captured Natasha…..so yeah back to story….Ultron uses his technology machine he made to life an entire city in the air…..so a fight happens…and then a Hellicarrier comes out of nowhere piloted by Nick Fury and Sam and Rhodey appear from the ship and help out in the fight…..in the air….so anyways down in the city…they start rescuing the people before the city slams back down onto the floor….which is Ultrons plan….so yeah ….Ultron gets his butt kicked….he says “do u know, in the benefits of hindsight” …then he gets punched by hulk and he gets punched into the air…ladies and gentlemen they’re are menacing villian in this film….a robot doing conry jokes and saying stuff…none of which are scary stuff…..then Ultron gets into a Quinn-Jet and tries escaping and hulk jumps into it…and I kid u not guess what Ultrons last words are before he dies…..he says….”ah, come on!!”….😑🤦‍♂️…yeah thats my reaction at this point….sighhh…so anyways hulk flies off into space…we don’t see him again till Thor Ragnarok…..so yeah…..also Quicksilver dies….he gets infront of Hawkeye and a kid while they both being shot at and Quicksilver instead got shot and now he’s dead…and now his sister is upset…so anyways..the day Is saved….and Vision kills off the last Ultron droid and thats it….Tony moves the avengers base out of New York city…and film ends with cap saying let’s train our new members…..oh and there’s an end credits scene…here it is….its scene of showing a closed door opening up and we see the infinity gauntlet….and here’s what I want to stop and say…I love what the mcu did to this glove…in the comics it looks like a rubber glove…but in the film….it looks like thr type of gauntlet a knight would wear…cleaver…they added more realism and details to the gauntlet….and in this scene we see Thanos and he outs his hand in the gauntlet and he says “fine, ill do it myself “….bet u can’t guess what this is seeing up….ok so now where at the end of phase II….now onto phase III….

So anyways I’m not a huge fan of this movie as u can tell…it was a let down..I was expecting a menacing robot…but nope…got instead a corny one liner robot….that somewhat supposed to represent Tony Stark….so ill give this film a solid 4.8/10