Venom 2 Let There Be Carnage:

Well firstly let’s start off with the trailers enjoy I guess

Ok, can we plz get this review out of the way plz because I hate this film….

So where do I begin, so in this film, Eddie Brock is still living his life with Venom, btw keep in mind this film is basically one giant Bromance and I wish that I was kidding…..so in this film Venom and Eddie are trying to get along with each other btw Eddie feels depressed because his ex-girlfriend now has a new boyfriend she’s moved on….he wanted to rekindle there love but nahh she doesn’t, so now Eddie Brock is depressed so his best pal Venom tries cheering him up by making him breakfast……and yes it is as weird as it sounds, I’ll share the clip with yall

https://youtu.be/S-v06KF1upU

Venom: well I say either and I say neither, and I say either and I neither, either neither, either neither…

Yeah he’s making a mess, just measly cutting mushrooms, sloppily making eggs, and sloppily pouring orange juice…..basically just making a mess, also he grabs Eddie the mail….which he gets a letter from Cletus Kasady (played by Woody Harrelson) he tells Eddie his entire story, basically why he is the way he is also he tells Eddie where he buried the bodies that didn’t get discovered yet……so Eddie in forms the cops including this detective guy who gets introduced in this film on where the bodies are buried, now they can finally be laid to rest……also now Cletus Kasady is sentenced to death, so he asks for Eddie Brock so he comes and talks to Cletus in his cell…..the conversation ends with Cletus biting Eddie Brocks finger and Cletus saying I’ve tasted blood before and that was not normal blood……ewww oh if any yall are wondering yes that’s exactly how he gets the carnage Symbiote in him, by biting Eddie Brocks finger……uh huh

So anyways Cletus is getting taken to the execution room where he is executed by lethal injection…..oh and his long-time female friend named Shriek who’s locked up somewhere else hears about this news and she’s upset of course……so anyways right as soon as he gets injected, instead of him dying he instead wakes back up and the symbiote carnage takes over his body, which then he goes through the prison killing guards…..

In brutal fashion, also he turns into a tornado which I don’t think that’s ever been an ability carnage could do…..sigh….so anyway he breaks out, and guess what he does? He steals the car to go free Shriek….lovely, also I forgot to mention that Sony got rid of that stupid Ronald McDonald hairstyle he had in the end credits of the last film thank the lord instead now he has combed down short hair and no he still doesn’t look like Cletus Kasady heck I still think Woody Harrelson was a bizarre pick for this role

BTW there is one scene I did get a good chuckle from, it’s of Venom drawing pics of the crime scenes and Eddie being to stupid to not know what he’s drawing.

Anyway, while this is happening both Venom and Eddie are having a midlife crisis…..they both can’t get along with each other, Eddie wants to be left alone he’s not grateful for Venom helping to cheer him up also he can’t stand the constant wanting to eat humans….wow what an ungrateful prick so this leads venom into throwing a fit throwing all of Eddie’s stuff out of his apartment telling him to leave……ok when did venom become an angry wife? But then Venom leaves Eddie and possesses someone else on a motorcycle and rides away….so now Venom and Eddie are broken up while Carnage and Shriek are free causing havoc…..btw guess what Cletus Kasady’s big plan is? It’s to get married to Shriek….say what now? That’s his big evil plan? To get married? Oh no, how dare he get married? Look idk I didn’t write this abysmal script……anyways so while this happens venom goes to a rave party where everyone thinks he’s just a costume so they start taking pictures with him….then he goes on stage and says to everyone while using a microphone…..sighh I can’t believe I’m about to say these words I am finally out of the Eddie Brock closet……oh joy what is that Ethanism or a play on the word for being out of the closet? Which is a term gay people use?

So is this confirmation that Venom is gay? Look I just wanna mentioned hey Look Sony if yall wanna make Venom gay then more power to u, we need more diversity….but there are just 2 slight issues…..firstly Venom has never been categorized before by what type of sex he likes…..I’m pretty sure Venom doesn’t like people, in fact, he eats people…. secondly how just how does this work? I mean Venom is a parasite….he lives inside the host, so uhh how would u know it works? Yeah, it kinda breaks once u sit down and think about it…..like I said more power to u guys at Sony but uh plz make some sense of it if ur gonna do it…..so yeah anyways that happens, then he leaves and goes and possesses Ms. Chen….btw guess who comes and convinces Venom to go back into Eddie…..don’t think of anything perverted, I’ll know lolo…..easy it’s Eddie’s ex-girlfriend and her new boyfriend who convinces Venom to go back to Eddie so Venom does so they bond back together….literally and metaphorically…….so now knowing that Cletus has escaped and he has a symbiote which turns out was given to him on accident by venom and Eddie….uh oh

So they locate Cletus and Shriek at a church where there gearing married barff…..anyways so Venom gets there, interrupting the wedding, which causes Cletus Kasady to turn into carnage…..which btw I forget to describe what Carnage looks like, he’s like 7 feet tall, all crimson red, has long nails and has sharp teeth……yeah he’s freaky, also it causes Venom to say oh shite then turn back into Eddie leaving well him vulnerable…..he says that is a red one, well guess red ones are more dangerous……so to convince Venom to come out he promises Venom he can eat everyone…..lololo, so that’s what gets venom to come out and fight…..not for its the right thing to do, no it’d because oh hey I’ll get to eat everybody afterwards, jeepers that’s dark….anyways so Venom comes out and fights against Carnage…the fight lasts uhh 6ish min, they are climbing up inside while fighting also the fighting continues outside the building like now its king Kong or something also the detective dude is there for some reason….

Also, our other 2 main characters fight against Shriek, nice…..so the whole fight ends with Venom absorbing Carnage into him then Venom eats off Cletus Kasady’s head…..ohhhhh Sony u freaking morons, yall not just decided to tame down Carnage but also kill him off in the same film? Instead of keeping him around for the future? Ok I think alot of yall are gonna wanna leave now I’m about to cuss to the winds…..Fuu**-

Anyways so I forget what happens to Shriek I think she either gets sent back to prison or she dies I don’t remember nor do I care….also the film hints at the detective dude being infected with a symbiote at the end, cool I guess…..anyways film Is over but not before a post-credit scene of course….here it is

https://youtu.be/qNlkzYWjPZ0

So If any of yall didn’t click on this clip let me explain it, so in this scene, Eddie and Venom are laying down in a rundown motel room watching TV and Venom starts mentioning about how the symbiotes have a hive mind throughout the multiverse….blah blah and he asks Eddie if he wants to see what he means, and as soon as Venom mentions that they teleport into some tropical beach room where the TV starts playing JJ Jameson talking about how Peter is Spiderman…..dun dun dunnnnn then Venom goes up to thr TV looks at Peter and licks the screen and says that guy……so yeah he got teleported into the MCU, and if any of yall seen Spiderman No Way Home or read my review on it u will have probably realized how useless this end credit scene was…..anyways

Overall I hated this film truly its fascinating how not good it is…..I thought it could have been great since Andy Serkis directed this film….but turns out no not at all, in my opinion he should just stick to being an actor and not a director….also the way they did Carnage dirty just makes me angry, makes me feel pure hatred for the film….so i am gonna give this film a solid 3/10 skip it