Jumanji The Next Level: so im gonna start off with saying this u guys really need to see this film….its hilarious….lets me show u the trailer…..

So in this film we got this cast

Dwayne the Rock Johnson 

Jack Black 

Kevin Hart 

Karen Gillian 

Nick Jonas 

Dani Devito (yes that Dani Devito who played Penguin in Batman Returns)

Danny Glover

Rory McCann (yes, as in the actor who played the Hound in Game of Thrones)

So anyways the premise of this film is, Spencer feels alone because um his girlfriend Martha went to college……oh and he dumped her…..because get this….he thinks she should be allowed to see other people…instead of being in a relationship with him……….u stupid caca head….she clearly wants to be with u…..so anyways he reruns back home from New York where he’s living…..here we get introduced to his grandpa named Eddie….played Dani Devito…..so he gets there and that night he decides to plug in the broken Jumanji game to go back into it….uh oh….next day his friends come there to visit each other and Spencer at a cafe they planned to meet at….Spencer doesn’t show up….oh and before his friends go to Spencer’s house….an old friend of Spencers grandpa named Eddie comes by named Milo Walker….played by Donald Glover….they had a falling out….they use to work together at the cafe the main characters went to in the morning…..reason Milo Walker left because he wanted to retire…..Eddie didn’t want to retire but he had broken side bone and needed surgery……anyways he pissed with Milo……he doesn’t want him in his home…..anyways Spencer’s friends come in looking for Spencer….Spencer hasn’t been seen…so they head to the basement and enter the game….here’s where things get crazy….

…..Fridge ends up in Jack Black body….yikes…….Eddie and Milo got sucked into the game….Eddie is in Dwayne the Rock Johnson body and Milo in Kevan Hart body….BTW these 2 do a great job portraying old men

Eddie: are we dead?

Milo: u know what I was gonna ask the same thing 

Hahahahhaah….so anyways if ur wondering where Bethany is…she got left behind…..the game didn’t suck her in….yikes….so anyways she devices to go visit….Nick Jonas character whos name is Alex……..so then back to the game negil come and picks them up and this time tells them jumanji is in trouble from a guy named Jurgen the Brutal…(played by Rory McCann)….his whole thing is he attacks and burns city’s…and he has a sun gem around his neck…and the sun needs it back blah blah blah…..oh and Jurgen is about to merry some woman to then take over her town….christ….and his base is in a castle on top of a snowy mountain….so now they have to head there….oh and yes don’t worry the 2 old geezers throughout this film don’t know how video game works or that there in a video game…..its funny trust me….

Eddie: huh?….where in a video game?….since when?

Oh BTW heres a favorite scene of mine

Eddie: smoldering intensity?

Fridge: its that stupid face u do

Eddie: huh? (Does smolder)

Milo: Eddie? I think he’s having a heart attack….breath…..breath….I think his whole left side of face is shutting down…..Eddie?

Hahaha……so basically they head to a city……and they find Spencer who’s in a Asian woman’s body named Ming Fleetfoot…..so anyways they they team up and um….well more antics happen between rhe old geezers…..don’t worry Eddie makes up sith Milo later on….so anyways Eric and Bethany find our main characters…don’t ask how they got into the game…I don’t know how…..Bethany is a horse……no seriously she’s a horse now in this game……..so with Milo being the worst zoologist and they need a good one…they decide to jump into the jumanji game river…which somehow lets them change bodies…..so yes…..Bethany is back in Jack Black body….and Fridge is back in Kevan Hart body…..and Milo is now the horse…and Eddie is in Ming Fleetfoot body…..oh good grief….BTW my opinion the actress who played Ming Fleetfoot didn’t do a good job trying to act like Dani Devito….in my opinion….so anyways they find the castle……they have to sneak in…BTW I won’t spoil how they get in…..its funny as hell….ok fine here u go….oh BTW Milo and Eddie got captured…so thats where there sneaking into the castle….

Fridge: yes, thats right.  I got no balls.

Hahahahaha……so anyways Spencer and Martha sneak into the castle to save his grandpa and Milo……do after that…they get into the main hall….Spencer starts fighting Jurgen the Brutal……a fight happens

So yeah after all of that as u can see…..Spencer climbing onto a blimp that Jurgen climbs up onto….the fight continues and finishes there…..Spencer kills Jurgen by dropping him from the blimp….he grabs the gem…..aims it to the sun and yells jumanji…..then negil comes and take the gem…because of course thats all he’s good for……Milo wants to stay behind because he’s dying of cancer and doesn’t have long to live…so Eddie says bye to Milo..

..Milo stays….forever in horse form…..yikes…..oh and I love Fridges reaction 

Fridge: don’t ever do this again Spencer!, u come back in here. I’m leaving ur sorry A$$ behind here!

Hahahahaha…so they leave Jumanji…..of course….and the film ends with the characters going to the cafe….Fridge tries to eat cake…but he can’t because he’s now scared of cake…..understandable…I mean wouldn’t u if u got stuck in a game and played as a character who weakness is cake…..oh and Eddie decides to work with the person in charge of the cafe because he still wants to work…especially there…and thats how the film end….well not quite…..we see a glimpse of ostriches running through the streets….which hinting to jumanji world coming to there world…..uh oh…there doing a callback to the original film…thats clever….honestly I really recommend this film…its funny…..trust me u will enjoy it.

.maybe not as much as the 2017 version…but still….im gonna give this film a solid 9/10