Destroy All Humans 2005

I’m gonna start off with a warning ⚠️, this game series has crude humor….some people might find the communism propaganda in this game to be to much….u have been warned…..welcome to my destroy all humans review…..

Destroy all humans 2005: ok let’s start off with a bit of trivia, this game was made by a company named Pandemic and they also made another one of my favorite games that I grew up playing…star wars battlefront 2 2005….and both star wars battlefront 2 2005 and destroy all humans came out in the same year, star wars battlefront 2 2005 came our in October 31st 2005 while destroy all humans came out in June 21st 2005…..there u go just a small bit of trivia…ok so onto the game….destroy all humans is about this alien named Cryptosporidium and he is part of this alien species called the Furon empire…and he is sent down to earth because his clone got captured by the government (yes so the Furon empire is basically extinct….the only ones left is Cryptosporidium and his boss….because humans have raged war onto their planet….and now to keep the Furon empire alive…the boss clones Cryptosporidium to restart their population), and this game takes place during 1959…so he comes down to earth to gather information…..and to destroy buildings and humans….this game is fun except for the story mode…if u want to play to destroy stuff …story mode ain’t it ….u mainly have to dawn a disguise in all ur missions ….u have to get past like 22 or so missions…and if u want all 6 maps unlocked u have to play through story…but trust me the game is fun when you gets to destroy buildings and fly in ur flying saucer…I really like the way the aline looks like because we’ll he looks something like this ….he looks like the way many people including i imagine aliens to look like..also the game is well rated T for teen…it has some cartoony blood (like green blood) and some toilet humor and well the jokes can be offensive to some people…majority of the jokes is blaming communism…but that type of humor works for this game because it takes place in 1959. Also u got ur different guns in this game…the default gun witch is a zapping gun and then there’s  Disintegrator gun and then grenade launcher gun…and (im not gonna even mention the last gun)…overall I think this game is a good game…I give it a solid  7/10

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