So i’m gonna start off with saying for the reviews that have 3 reviews in one email from now on will be shorter….and also this film is shite…I just want to get that out of the way…like this is the worst x-men movie u will ever see…scratch that there is other ones…ill spare u the trailer for this film….also I’m not reviewing the x-men movies in correct timeline order because,  it seems like the directors stopped caring about the timelines….seriously…the timelines in these films are non existent…u can try to put them in a correct timeline order as much as u want…but it ain’t possible,  like at all…so if they don’t give 2 shites….I ain’t either…so im gonna be reviewing these films in portions of groups….anyways let’s get on either this film so I can forget about it….anyways the plot is, well wolverine (played by Hugh Jackman) and his quote on quote brother….more like friends who grew up with each other…through different wars….his name is saber tooth (played by Liev Schreiber)…and they get recruited by a guy named William Striker (played by Danny Huston) ( and I want u to keep in mind this version of Striker looks like he’s in his mid 60s…and this film in the time period takes place before days of future past…keep that in mind for when I get to that film)…anyways he recruits these 2 to his team….of forgettable characters…and a guy named Wade Willson (played by Ryan Reynolds)…BTW this is the worst version of Deadpool we get…ill get to that later….I don’t mean the actor did a bad job…no I mean they did a poorly version of Deadpool in this film….anyways after this mission they go on…I forget what it was for…some space rock……Logan decides to leave…and we cut to the future and he has a wife and he’s living life and nothing is going wrong….she’s gonna die…..don’t kid ur selves, usually when our main character in these types of films is living a happy normal life with a family….it usually means death will come to them…so anyways we find out he gets his nickname the wolverine…from a poem his wife tells him….lovely do the tough guy who kills people got his nickname from a poem…thanks…thanks alot film…anyways u guessed it one day she does die…..saber tooth kills her….or did he 

….anyways Striker recruits wolverine and tells him he can put adamantium in bis bones and in his claws that come out of his hands…he accepts it do he can get revenge of saber tooth…apparently saber tooth been going around and killing everyone who was apart of that group years ago…so anyways he undergo the procedure and it was painful…they had to inject needles into him to inject tye adamantium…into his bones…so anyways let’s skip a bit…wolverine finds an old work partner that was on his team…..now he is fat and large……they both get into a fight because he thought wolverine called him blob..

..blah blah he tells wolverine about what Striker is doing…..so wolverine heads out and he heads to a bar and encounters a guy named Gambit (played by Taylor Kitch)….wolverine asks him to take him to the prison that gambit escaped from…..because strikers base is at the prison….so he takes wolverine to the prison island,  so at the prison he finds out striker is using different mutant powers…such as powers from cyclops…yeah plz keep this in mind…we see cyclops in this film at school….don’t worry we see a very similar introduction to him in x-men apocalypse….which makes this more questionable…..anyways he also finds out his girlfriend ain’t dead…no they faked her death because Striker told her to do that…..or else he will kill her sister….yeah her sisters name is Emma frost…..although we do see her in x-men first class and she looks different and doesn’t bring up anything about having a sister…and in that timeline it takes place after this film….I think…..maybe…..don’t quote me on it….in fact it might be take place before this film….of thats the case …this just keeps getting more confusing…actually just checked, first class comes first in the timeline…ok that makes this even more confusing because in first class she’s an adult…but in this film she’s 20…the frick…Fox studios, are u even trying? To keep a cohesive timeline?….anyways so now we get introduced to Deadpool, and oh dear lord….

Thats right ladies and gentlemen….the  Merc with the mouth, gas no mouth in this film….…..seriously….seriously film!?….sigh for u of those who do know about Deadpool…..I bet u are not happy with this….yeah news flash neither was half the fan base…..this film was already dumb….but now they went ultra dumb….also this isn’t Deadpool….he has no mouth….and he has blades coming out of his hands….which look cartoonishly…long….like they would not fit in his hands…and he shoots lazers from his eyes ans can telport…

….I hate this film…..so anyways this fight ends with wolverine  Decapitating Deadpool….and saber tooth goes away…..blah blah…..film ends with Striker shooting adamantium bullet into wolverine head, which leaves him with amnesia…..which is why he doesn’t have full memory of his past in the first x-men film….anyways also we do see that Charles Xavier comes and saves the mutants that were kept there…and he is able to walk and looks like Patrick Stewart version of himself….again I have no idea which time period this happens in because we see in x-men first class…that Charles Xavier gets paralyzed and ends up in a wheel chair…..so what is this timeline?….answer is who the hell knows so let’s move on….the end…oh wait there is an end credits scene….where see see that Deadpool is still alive….and we see his decapitated head shhhh the audience…….don’t u shhhhh me…this film is shite!……my god i hate this film o can’t stand it…in fact i felt immense hate while writing a review on this film…..I don’t recommend it…i’m giving this film a solid 1/10