X-men 3 the last stand: so let’s me start off with saying this film sucks alot……like alot….but it aint the worst compared to 3 others in this series……so anyways onto the plot….so the plot is….we start off with cyclops leaving the school because he is depressed….and all of that…he goes back to where Jean Grey dies, Jean Grey appears…yeah she’s still alive…now she’s the Phoenix….which is a powerful entity in her….and she kills cyclops…..uh oh so he’s dead…ah well could care less about him….also mystique is captured by the government ……so the government in this film is trying to make a cure for mutants….the way they do it is using the DNA of a mutant…that has the powers to reverse mutation powers….oh and this mutant is a kid…..oh forget to mention there secret lab is on the use to be prison called Alcatraz….oh yes, nothing says we mean u no harm, we just want to fix u….like having ur laboratory on prison island…..
….for u of those who don’t know about Alcatraz….well I’d recommend u look it up…but to give u a rundown of what it is…..use to be a prison, it was said to be unescapable….its located on a island in San francisco…..on the night of June 1962, 3 prisoners escaped from the prison….this was a long plan…they made a raft out of over 50 raincoats….and they dug open there vents in there cells using spoons…yes I know prisons needs vents….but the problem is behind the vents is this long hallway that can be walked through……again who’s idea was that …..so yeah I recommend u look up about Alcatraz…its an interesting read…..I also been there 17 times….yeah its now a tour place….so anyways back to plot…..we get introduced to a mutant who works in the government…named Beast (played by Kelsey Grammer), anyway he comes to Xavier house and tells them of the whole cure thing…..the only mutant who wants the cure is rogue…..she wants it but no one else does…..anyways magneto breaks mystique out of a prison truck…thats holding other mutants…..unfortunately she gets shot by these new guns that shoot out needles filled with the cure….so she turns human…and magneto leaves her…..with some prisoners……such as a guy named Juggernaut…and let me just tell u…this was one of the worst parts of this film…he aint comic book accurate…..for u of those who don’t know him….he’s the brother of Charles Xavier…….but in this film….nah that’s not brought up….
……anyways skipping a bit…Jean Grey wakes up …attacks wolverine…because now she’s Phoenix…she goes back to her house….and Charles and his team and magneto and his team go to her house….BTW we find out that Charles and Erik went and met her along time ago when she was a kid at her home…now years later there together back at her house……so anyways they try calling her down…but it ends with her blowing up Charles Xavier…..oh noooo…now he’s dead….nah because by the end credits scene…he’s back….
….sigh…do dumb….no real consequences……so anyways they go back to Xavier home and have a funeral for him…and we see that basically Kitty Pryde is the main one who’s more upset about Xavier death because she thought of him like a father……..thats sweet…..oh and she and Bobby start falling in love..which gets rogue jealous…so she goes and gets the cure so she can be able to touch her boyfriend again…..also Jean Grey joins magneto team…his plan is to kill the kid so no cure can be made….I mean sure, why not…let’s add attempted kid murder on the list of things magneto done….so anyways our main characters….storm, iceman, Collossus (played by Daniel Cudmore), next time we see him he’s in Deadpool 1 and played by a different actor and looks different..oh wait nevermind we see him in xmen days of future past…and he still played by this same actor…but still…oh and beast, and wolverine…head off to Alcatraz…….if ur wondering how magneto and his team get to Alcatraz…easy they stand on the golden gate Bridge….and magneto lifts up the bridge and flys them to the island….yeah its dumb…but its cool looking….so anyways its now somehow night time yet the sun was going down when magneto was on the bridge…anyways a battle happens…skipping over that…Kitty Pryde goes and saves the kid….she runs into Juggernaut…and oh man….a unforgivable line happens
Juggernaut: don’t u know what I am?….im the Juggernaut B****h!!……groannnnnn!!!…..thats just a cringy line that has become a meme….so anyways this whole fight ends with Bobby aka Iceman knocking out Pyro….and beast injecting magneto with the serums…and now he’s human….also now wolverine has to stop Jean Grey from using her powers and tearing everything apart…she begs him to dave her…and he says forgive me and he stabs her…..yeah so she’s dead…..yikes…..
…..so happy ending….I guess…with Charles quote on quote dead…till x-men days of future past….so anyways the film ends with logan still at the school, oh and Rogue did get the cure…she’s now human…until days of future past…but ill get to that….so anyways the end….oh and end credits show Charles is still alive….shocker
…oh and magneto powers might be coming back…we see him push a chess piece a small bit …hinting his powers can return…but of course it does…the end….honestly I don’t like this film, its a weak one at best…im gonna give this film a solid 3/10, as of right now only the first 2 x-men movies and X-men Days of Future Past and X-men apocalypse and the wolverine are on Disney plus…I highly recommend u check those ones out…minus apocalypse, that’s a terrible film.
