Deadpool 2: so im gonna start off with showing the trailer to this film…I should warn some of u this trailer has some cussing……well I mean its Deadpool….what u expect….
One thing sticks out in my opinion which I find extremely funny…..we see Deadpool playing with a toy of himself wearing a Woody outfit from Toy Story……get it he’s pointing out basically that Fox is now owned by Disney…..anyways
I want to take this time to talk about the opening credits
As u can see its parading James Bond…….funny…..and of course gotta point out the funny opening credits
In association with marvel entertainments
A film by wait a min!
Produced by did u just kill her?
Produced by what the F**k
Production designer she was like everyone’s favorite character
Film editors good luck bringing me back F***k heads
Staring absolutely Reynolds didn’t want to share the spotlight
Writers “I blame the writers” “real heros my A**”
Cinematography someone who would literally film anything
Directed by one of the guys who killed the dog in John Wick
Lolo…so anyways I forget to mention……before this opening credits….Deadpools girlfriend gets killed off by thugs……and he’s now pissed oh and he tries committing suicide by blowing himself up……..yeah thats depressing…..so anyways, we also get introduced to the character of Cable (played by Josh Brolin…..yes played by Thonos…..get that joke out of the way….because this film won’t) ….so he Teleports to the past…. we see his future is damaged…….like an apocalypse……reason that is because there is a bad guy in thr future who destroyed alot of humanity….so he goes to the past to kill the villian as a kid before he grows up and becomes the villain…..anyways in modern day…Wade Willson is depressed because he lost his girlfriend…so he goes and drinks away his sorrows at the bar and talks to his friend Weasel….oh and he’s hired Dopinder…..don’t ask why….I forget why ….he for some reason wants to become a hero….don’t worry, that absolutely leads to nowhere….so anyways Wade does get found by Collossus…or i should say his body parts get found by Collossus….because he blew him self up….anyways he takes Wade to Xavier home and lets him stay there till he’s better…..there we get introduced to Negasonic Teenage Warhead and her girlfriend Yukio ….literally all her character does is appear 2 or 3 times and just says hi….and bye….but to be fair she does help fight in the third act……also we get a funny scene where Deadpool is riding Xavier wheelchair around the school and Collossus stops him, and Wade says…why is there no one else at this school…u would think there would be more then 2 people here…its like they are hiding away…..BTW during while he says that we see a secret room behind him and its filled with beast and Quicksilver and cyclops and Charles Xavier and strom and NightCrawler….yes the ones from x-men apocalypse…those actors….yeah again as I said this is a comedy….its impossible to put this film in a timeline……
I was wrong about what he said…..oh well I am just writing what I remember…clearly what I remember is false….anyways…..Collossus has Deadpool join the x-men…as x-men in training….so anyways they get called off to a institution..because a kid named Rusty Collins (played by Julian Dennison) who is a mutant….he’s causing Havoc…..so Deadpool has to try to calm the kid down…..because the cops are there wanting to shoot the kid…..because the head owner man of the institute wants them to shoot the kid…..while Deadpool tries calming down the kid…he finds out the kid has been physically abused by the head guy…..so Deadpool pulls his gun and shoots the guy in the head infront of the kid and the cops….ah shite…which gets Collossus mad for killing someone…..so now he gives up on Deadpool…and Deadpool gets arrested and so does the kid…they both get sent to prison for mutants…..anyways in the prion…..the boy tried befriending wade….but he doesn’t want to be friends with him…..oh BTW the cops put this bracelet around his neck that turns off his powers so now he’s dying of cancer…..uh oh….so anyways Cable comes to the prison to try to kill the kid…..Deadpool gets the necklace off of his neck by falling off a 2nd floor onto a table……and he starts fighting cable….of course cable asks Deadpool who he is….and I love Deadpools answer “I’m Batman “…..
…..seriously I wonder how they got away with referencing DC films in a marvel film…..anyways so this fight ends with Deadpool and cable being blown out of the building….I literally mean that…..cable drops a bomb near them ……anyways they fall out……so after this Deadpool heads back home and meets up with Weasel…they both decide to recruit men for Deadpool to help him go up against cable and save the kid……so we get a montage of him recruiting people…..by the end of this Montage…he recruits a guy named ZeitGeist….(played by Bill Skarsgard)…..yes played by Pennywise…..get that joke out of the way…..his powers is spitting out acid…..a guy named Peter…..he has no powers…..he’s just a guy….a woman named Domino (played by Zazie Beetz)….her powers is she’s extremely lucky……thats he powers……a guy named Bedlam (played by Terry Crews)….his powers is he’s strong…..and a guy who’s invisible (played by Brad Pitt)….don’t ask why…..so anyways they get into a helicopter….and decide to skydive during a windy day…yeah that was Deadpools plan…..it was dumb……they want to land on the road where a prison transport truck is going on….where cable Teleports to stop the truck and kill the kid…….anyways if ur wondering does Deadpools team survive…..yes and no…..the only one who survives is Domino……the others die graphically…..the invisible Brad Pitt guy gets Electrocuted by swinging into wires……the acid spitting guy falls into a wood chipper and well gets sucked through it and died …but before that….Peter tries pulling the guy out….but he spits acid onto Peters arm and it melts off and Peter dies by bleeding to death……yikes…..and ewww…..also Bedlam dies by getting hit by a bus….I think….I forget…..anyways so Deadpool and Domino go stop Cable who is on the truck already……the truck is transporting the kid and a big strong mutant….that we don’t see yet….but both him and the boy become friends and have a plan to escape….kinda….anyways Deadpool fights cable…..a nice callback to origins Wolverine happens….where Deadpool tries deflecting the bullets cable is shooting at him….he tries deflecting the bullets the same was he did it in origins Wolverine….but this time the bullets hit him…..offf…..nice one……anyways so fight ends with truck crashing and Deadpools crotch hitting cables face….
…..so now we see the big mutant….its the Juggernaut…this time he looks more comic book accurate…..he’s just a big CGI mess….so anyways Domino leaves because she doesn’t want to fight against Juggernaut…….oh and Juggernaut rips Deadpool in half…..yes graphically……so he and Domino recruit back with Weasel and Dopinder and the blind lady….at her house…..and cable shows up and offers a truths…and for them to team up to take down the Juggernaut…..and quote on quote save the boy….cable wants to kill the kid but Deadpool wants to save him….so he gives Deadpool 5 min to try to convince the boy…..also we find out why Cable is badly wanting to kill the kid…….in the future the boy becomes a evil Villain….and he kills cables wife and daughter…so now he’s mad….ah he’s on a revenge mission…..so they team up and head to Xavier mansion to recruit Negasonic Teenage Warhead and colossus….he refuses to at first…but then our main group goes to the final location in a taxi….that Dopinder is riding….because there no other taxi drivers in this universe? 
…..so anyways they get to the institution place where the boy and Juggernaut is at….see he wants to go back there to kill the people there to save the kids…anyways the good guys get there…..cable and Domino battles against Juggernaut…..then well Negasonic Teenage Warhead and her girlfriend and colossus show up and help battle Juggernaut….while Deadpool finds the boy……anyways Collossus defeats the Juggernaut….by shoving wires up his butt…sigh…..and tosses him into a fountain…which Electrocutes him…..like I said these 2 films have crude and Raunchy humor….so anyways Deadpool finds the boy and tries convincing him…by putting the bracelet around his neck to prove a point…I forget the point….anyways Deadpool wants to die…which goes on for 2 min…its dumb…..but of course Deadpool dies and cable uses his time traveling ability to time travel back a bit to save Deadpool…..yeah so cable could only use the time traveling machine one more time…..so now day is saved the boy is now good…..and there is an end credits scene and pfff my god u got to check it out
Yes that right…Negasonic Teenage Warhead fixes the time traveling watch for Deadpool…and he uses it to go save his girlfriend….then save Peter from death…by sending him home…..…then we see he goes into origins Wolverine and shoots the not version of himself…..hahahahahahahahha …then we see him shooting Ryan Reynolds before he finishes the script to green lantern………and he says ur welcome Canada……I loved this scene….its so bizarre….anyways I’m gonna say this film isn’t bad nor it is great….im gonna give this film a solid 7/10
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